ice cream truck drivers are gangster like denzel

nothing beats pizza in the nyc metro area. bagels too. its supposedly the water that makes the difference in pastry, bagels, pizza, etc.. bc all of the ingredients are the same except for the water. "how i met your mother" is an entertaining show. lily said the pizza in california was bad. and u know if they say it on tv, it's true. barney is my hero.

kg on theo ratliff the other nite:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=d-F7xJW4_zA

watermelon soju is a staple drink of gama. but this would be so much cooler instead of scooping it out with a ladle. stuey matsui and his internet resourcefulness:
http://www.seriouseats.com/required_eating/2008/05/ how-to-make-a-watermelon-keg.html

i cant believe doug collins got the bulls job over avery johnson.. and isaiah.
with the 6th pick in the 2008 nba draft, the new york knicks select:
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news;_ylt=AhosZ5QJwwGXw PMEPSc3PYA5nYcB?slug=jn-nbacharacter052908&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

as suspected.. the nba fix is on again. just like when the bulls went up 3-0 in the finals against the sonics in the finals and it went to game 7 for the bulls to win at home... and just like when the blazers got robbed by the refs in the worst officiated 4th quarter ever against the lakers, and same thing with the kings v. lakers...the commish has put in word for a lakers v. celtics final. give me a break.. all the players and coaches even said derek fisher fouled brent barry.. i'd show u a clip but i think the commish put an end to it on youtube:
http://youtube.com/results?search_query=barry+fisher&search_type=
that non call at the end of the game was worse than the phantom foul call on hubert davis by scottie pippen in the eastern conference finals.
the lake show will prob end up winning the finals.. since kobe won the mvp and all. thats right.. the nba and sponsors and fans all love kobe again.. even after colorado. i love kobe too. the black mamba is the best player in the L.. he's a 4th quarter killa, bigger shot than big shot bob, and closest gifted player since MJ.. thats right, kobe is, not lbj. at least boston will lose in a championship game again. best record in the regular season.. not just the nfl, but nba too. and no rings. 18-1!
is it just me, or does anyone else look forward to the tnt halftime show more than the games itself. ernie, kenny, and cb are good peoples. cwebb holds his own too.

im excited to watch a movie in the theater.. and no, its not sex in the city. it's indiana jones. i havent seen a movie in the theater since.. 300? or spiderman 3? spiderman 3 is the worst movie ever made so that doesn't count.

im not sure who wants to get slapped harder.. dude with mullets, or dudes who wear sunglasses at nite. i think the evening sunglass wearers need to get choked actually.. just like how wayne brady would do:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eiT3YnB0P60&feature=related

is will ferrell funny or what. he's up there with dave chappelle. ferrell looks funny and has the best poker stone face ever when making dumb jokes:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pjoMOe5WP_I&feature=related
i need myself a flint tropics jackie moon jerzee. i would rock that with stunnas at nite to the club.

richard hamilton wears a mask even tho he doesnt need to. allen iverson started the arm sleeve fad when he had "tendinitis" but doesnt need to wear one anymore either.. the commish allegedly forces him to cover up some "gang" tattoos on his arms.. u know, for the kids.

denzel is a gangster:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HIlKtFEmWeQ&feature=related

not sure which lyrical genius this is, but i heard it on the radio today.. and sure enough, i was in awe of how this rapper's use of creative vocabulary:
"i gave her a nickname, i call her wet-wet, by the time im done with her, i'll need a new bed set"

whats happened to eminem? he went from owning radio city music hall at the mtv awards, to doing a good job of playing himself on 8 mile.. to retired? eminem is more retired than jigga. sad to watch jigga go out the way he is doing now.

what is the #1 killer of teens? no its not cancer, aids, or suicide.. its motor vehicle accidents. it can happen to anyone at anytime, so buckle up. a state trooper once said.. he never had to unbuckle a dead person from a car accident. seat belts saves lives.

does it get any better than this?.. the color commentating is the best part:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lCry7m_Z4pI&feature=related

two ice cream trucks were having a turf war in NJ. it got so bad that one ice cream guy accused the other guy of attacking and slashing him with a razor... but ended up coming clean telling the po-po that he stabbed himself. i can't make this stuff up.

this movie is so f'ing money:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qhmcJ7Zg5ko&feature=related