May 7, 2008

siriacha sauce should do some work, at work

courtesy of siriacha sauce-
beer pong will be making its way back to Gama soon.. u should practice: www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1209557580/More_Pong_Shots

and
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1176732590/More_Amazing_Pongs_Shots
the first link looks real.. 2nd one is questionable, yet still truly inspiring

i have no idea why he got thrown out of a critical game 7. its obvious marvin williams meant no harm, slow motion clearly states williams was trying to hold him up.. courtesy of siriacha sauce:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3oGC5rhy_k&feature=related
not marvin williams fault rajon is a lil bizatch. get ur weight up rondo!

on the other hand.. garnett is obviously a dirty player. with this type of stunt, i think he definitely tested positive for estrogen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69ZFbqu40Bc&feature=related

now that my western conference bracket went to ish.. i will officially be rooting for the hornets. lucky to be a part of game 1.. best nba game i've ever went to by far, except for this part:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gjd0_G_hQgU&feature=related
took like 30 mins for the floor crew to clean up the fire extinguisher mess. certainly david stern immediately sent out a mass email to nba teams declaring the ring of fire skit banned for life.

i havent been as nervous as i was today going to the post office to pick up my certified mail. it was signature and confirmation of address required. the athletic knee comforted me by telling me the last time he got that type of mail was when he owed the irs a ton of $$. i was thinking.. lovely, i could owe the gov't even more money as if they dont rob me enough already. i was also thinking it could be jury duty.. or i was thinking i did something bad and its a subpoena to show up to court. so i actually spent some time thinking of what ive done in the past few months.. if there was anything illegal that i could get caught for. i was pretty nervous. then i thought.. oh maybe its my stimulus tax return. but i was like, why the hell would that require signature and address confirmation. the last time i walked into a post office sweaty palmed was.. well, we wont get into that. anyways.. i was nervous. when i gave the postman my slip.. he looked at me and he walked to the cabinet.. and said, there are two letters here for u. i asked who they're from.. with a half smile. and he said.. some law office. so now i was thinking.. oh sht, someone is trying to bring me to court!! when i opened the letters.. it was just a court order to inform residents in my building there is an avis car rental trying to lease out a store below and the bank trying to install a drive-thru. thank goodness. where are my tax returns!!

one of the most amazing infomercial products ever:
http://www.shamwow.com/

adam sandler has a new movie coming out. funny "don't mess with zohan" commercial:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lrKg_Ms7REs&feature=related

brandon jennings may be legit, courtesy of siriacha sauce:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byZI-LM9eUQ&feature=related

sam i am.. and typical of boston, courtesy of sod:

http://www.bostonherald.com/sports/basketball/celtics/view.bg?articleid=1086971

what is the #1 piece of equipment stolen from cars nowadays? no, its not the portable gps. it is the catalytic converter. the platinum from the converter has some value allegedly. there are reports of car dealers getting robbed of converters on all their vehicles over nite at their lots.


do you have an alias when u go out? a lot of people use fake names and identities. rule #1 when using an alias: remember it. u can't go out and tell girls ur name is kaz o'brien, former new york jets great ken o'brien's brother, and not respond to it when ur called.. from like 2 ft away nonetheless. "kaz.. yo kaz.. YO KAZ.. KAZ O'BRIEN!!" no response. not even close.

best ice breaker ever is not "hey baby whats ur sign" or "ur left leg is thanksgiving and ur right leg is christmas, lets spend some time in between the holidays"... in fact, the best ice breaker ever is: the 5th grade wave.
if u dont know, u betta ask somebody who does.

i was jk about kg earlier. i <3 kg.. he is the black kevin mchale with defense, and soul.
i was jk about sam i am too.. he's a complete killer in playoffs, and he will help the celts a lot.

the reason i enjoy college hoops more than nba is because each made bucket is more meaningful.. just like the cavs/celts game1. they both played tough defense and made scoring so much more important that every point mattered. i do not like the 125-122 basketball games.. i like it when 3's are not automatic and free throws can win u a game.

best tshirt ever seen on the new harold n kumar, pointed out by the roommate: http://www.cafepress.com/hotteeez.261737083 the back of the tshirt makes it classic.

random nola thoughts:
abita amber.. im craving it. will be ordering online soon. holla if u want some.
stevie wonder puts on a great show... and about 80k people thought the same. aisha is a cutey.. but dont front cuz stevie got a shotgun and he got good aim.
what more can u ask for than in a breakfast... mothers eggs, etoufee, big booty pat, and the best bloody mary's ever. drizzunk by noon thanks to the shampoo effect.
the hotel lobby bathroom never got blown up so much by 4 dudes than it did in 4 days by stuey, brady, chucky, and kaz. i did not have to take part, thankfully. my stomach is still recovering from all the fried food tho.. in a good way. damn the food is good in nola.
cafe du mond coffee and beignets.. us: 5 coffees please. vietnamese waiter: smol-o-lah? us: what? vietnamese waiter: SMOL -O -LAH?!?!?
mmm... soft shell crab po'boys..mmm... muffaletas.. mmmm.
i believe in the study that 1 of 10 men suffer from sleep apnea. there were 3-4 each nite at our hotel room it seemed like.
it's my brother stuey's bachelor party!! thats my brother stuey right over there, go say hi.
u know the wknd started off right when i meet up the guys at the hotel and the first question out of chucky's mouth isnt.. how was ur flight.. it was.. did u go to gogo last nite?.. and i just smiled and responded, of course.
5th grade wave.. hellllloooooo.
gave new meaning to the B on the boston bruins jerzee.. kaz is also now aka the boston bukkkkkkake.
what kinda hot dog guy talks trash to his customers. thats just not good customer services right there. hot dog guy didnt wanna taste 11.5 inches of my new balance sneaker.. im tellin u he didnt.
parts of nola are similar to soho.. west village.. but only every building has a cool balcony.
passed out on a patch of grass for mid afternoon nap on the fair grounds.. and even when we nap, we stay stunnin son!
brady's moms is the bestest.. for packing us jazzfest survival packs. it even included a rolaids capsule that can also be used to hold contraband.
people in nola swear by the effectiveness of budrose. i can't wait to apply the budrose on chucky. chucky dont get ur penis touched right now.
what u know bout korea with a C.. Corea. u betta google that ish and get ur learn on!
acme's oysters.. char broiled oysters.. mmmm. a must stop by if ur ever in the area. the wait on line is worth it.
kaz obrien and his sss... sweaty shoulder syndrome.
i saw a homeless man with a better umbrella than stuey's.
brady, his fam and friends hooked up one of the best day's of my life.. crawfish broil.. from cafe du mond where we cut about an hours worth of time by going in the back entrance.. then off to game 1.. h-o-r-n-e-t-s.. jets jets jets. (when david west caught the ball to face up against kurt thomas).. killlll him, dessstrrrroy him, eaaaaat him.. EEEEAAAAATT HIMMMM!! in thee face!

street anthems from nola, and arguably the three funniest songs ever.. one with a remix version: http://youtube.com/watch?v=_RgL2MKfWTo http://youtube.com/watch?v=FmBRBUZ7UWc&feature=related
and the remix to drip drip drip: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ir_qkZ7kgJs&feature=related
"i sip crist', u drink piss"

now go back to the original piss song link to sing along:
[INTRO] Yeah.. Its the premium 40oz of malt liquor make me wanna tell ya somethin
[SONG START] I say, rollin' around, sittin' on dubs cat like eye, was high on shrubs, Coolin' in my Escalade, Man I'm paid, I got it made, Take me to your special place, Close your eyes, show me your face, I'm gonna piss on it.
(Chorus) Haters gotta hate, Lovers wanna love, I don't even want, None of the above, I want to piss on you. Yes I do, I'll piss on you, I pee on you.
I said yo body, yo body, Is a portapotty, And I pee out kit(?), And I pee on you, Drip, drip, drip, Pee on you, Piss on you, piss on you, You won't feel quite the same, Once you get a whiff of my Hershey stains, I wanna piss on you, too, I want to pee in yo food,
Only thing that make my life complete, Is when I turn yo face into a toliet seat, I want to pee on you, Yes I do, pee on you, I'll piss on you
(Chorus)
Won't you braid my hair, Before you start, Im gonna fart, I wanna fart on you

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courtesy of.. siriacha sauce. im convinced he does no work at work-
How smart is Your Right Foot ?
Just try this. It is from an orthopedic surgeon............ This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot,but, you can't. It's preprogrammed in your brain!

1. While sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right Hand. Your foot will change direction.

I told you so!!! And there's nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so. Send it to your buddies to frustrate them too.
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