Jan 16, 2009

play ur position







as u may already know.. a u.s. airway passenger plane made an emergency landing on the hudson river yesterday after a flock of geese were swallowed by the engine.
its amazing all 155 passengers were safe. yaaaaaawwwn. is that even news. whats news is that the crazy bastards at peta havent filed any complaints yet.










i cannot fathom how much money is made on the bridges and tunnels going through new york on a daily basis. millions? i guess it must be since there is an estimated 1 million commuters on average. so lets say $6 a pop.. $6mil right there on the low estimation for the port authority. yes, that was quick math. me smarrrt.
anyways.. its an obscene amount of money every year. last year, 2008, the city of new york also made a nice chunk of change... in parking tickets. $620mil worth.









oprah prob has $620mil in her checking account. amazingly she didnt blow it all away on crack. her ex-bf is telling tales of oprah crack abuse in limos. believe it or not? its written in his book.









the word "ambassador" has a completely new meaning to me ever since SOD's spin on it. technically, ambassador means to be an official representation regarding foreign affairs. but the term i know it as is to be synonymous with being gay.. the "ambassador" is now an abbreviated term for "ambassador of chelsea".
so speaking of ambassadating.. how long does it take a woman to get ready to go out? about.. 30mins to 1 hour? how long does it take a man to get ready to go out? 20mins?
well, YOUR boy diddy is the unanimous weiner... it takes him 2 hours!
he is truly ambassador #1. oh yea, thanks for killing hip hop too.









there is a stigma attached to jocks.. especially football players.. as being dumb. i think it is true... except for myron rolle of florida state foregoing the nfl draft to pursue continuing education after winning the presitigious rhodes scholarship. he's the first college football player in our generation to do so.. congrats!
however, there is the flipside. usc head football coach pete carroll announced that his starting safety taylor mays will be returning to school. taylor mays is 6'3" and 230 lbs. he runs a 4.4 in the 40.. and hits people like he mad at 'em.
he's projected to be a high to mid 1st rounder in the 2009 draft. so why pass it up? is u stooopid? why risk injury next season as an unpaid student athelete?.. why risk having a down year? ur not a rhodes scholar so get paid now! guess its not his fault, he is a jock afterall.








i like kg.. even if he's on the c's.









the boston celtics recently lost to the charlotte bobcats. after the game, rookie dj augustine had some words to say about the paper champs:
“They come in and intimidate you and try to punk you,” D.J. Augustin said. “But if you don’t back down from them, they kind of fold.”
this is a great way for the rookie to get even less calls from the refs and give the premiere team in the Eastern Conference more locker room material.. good job. keep running ur mouth foo.









about 6-8 weeks ago.. there were talks of a jets v. giants superbowl. a showdown to claim new york as theirs! well.. it may actually be a battle for our neighbors..
showdown to claim pennsylvannia! superbowl could very well end up pitt v. philly. i want to vomit.







this could be the best show on tv since "the white rapper show".. its called "tool academy" on vh1. the premise is.. there are a bunch of d-bags that think they are hot sht. so their girlfriends sucker them into going on a tv show by telling them its called "mr. awesome".. but in reality, they are being exposed as tools and getting humbled on a show called "tool academy". sounds funny.
on the 1st episode.. there was one guy who was talking about all the chicks he gets. and the most recent chick he is banging was watching on. so he says there is a long list of women and the most recent chick he refers to as "the bottom btch"








this past tuesday, i watched a full episode of american idol for the first time in my life. i've watched clips and pieces during the other seasons.. and i do remember the earlier episodes being funnier with the wack jobs that come on.
here are memorable moments from tuesday's american idol.. the good ones:
there was a young chick named stevie that was good. she was named after stevie nix.
there was bikini girl who started a cat fight with the new judge.. that was amusing. she was a decent singer too suprisingly.
but the highlight was when the judges allowed the blind guy to go to hollywood.. and ryan seacrest was in the back waiting to interview him. after congratulating the blind dude.. seacrest raised his hand as to give him a high five. um.. blind... can't see hand. then seacrest forced a high five by raising the blind dude's hand and tell him that he's giving him a high five. awkward. good job idiot.








new home of the new york mets.. citi field.
things are going so bad for citi that they may have to sell off full naming rights.








i did not know it was that kinda party. the knicks locker room may have more bonding than the other teams. was john amaechi ever a knick?
eddy curry was accused of sexual harassment.. on a dude!
allegedly.. curry asked for sexual favors to his driver with racial remarks like "cracker" and "grandmaster of the KKK". hahah.. grandmaster kkk. thats a good one.
100 years of slavery justifies at least one evening of snowflake acting as the receiver, no?
oh, curry allegedly pulled out his penis and a gun too to try and convince the taxi driver for favors.







time to revisit the question:
who is the best player in the nba? lebron or kobe?
http://www.fannation.com/si_blogs/for_the_record/posts/41061?eref=fromSI
srirachua sauce obviously thinks its kobe after sending in that informative link.
but i have the answer:
its kobe. why? he is the best player in the nba by default bc he is the best player on the planet. however, i will say lbj has a very good chance to dethrone kobe as the best player on the planet next season. for now... its still kobe. so.... play ur position lebron!!






flavor of the day: model jessica white.