me no speak engrish

welcome back adam pacman jones. lucky for you, roger goodell has a heart. pacman brings the dallas defense a stud corner and return specialist. bye bye giants.









RIP-
Kevin Duckworth and Dre Dre's Son






"The LPGA Tour is going to force its burgeoning South Korean contingent of players to learn to speak English or risk losing their playing privileges."
so the lpga is making some noise. the association wants players to be able to speak english.. the players dont have to speak fluent, just "effective". interesting.
golf is a very conservative run sport, so this shouldnt be such a huge shocker. whats shocking is how easily tiger woods was accepted when he came onto the scene several years ago actually.. even where there were courses in the u.s. that he still wouldnt be allowed to play bc of the color of his skin.
anyways.. the pga players think its dumb for players to have to speak english.
“We have been puzzled, if not surprised, by some of the reactions,” said deputy commissioner Libba Galloway, who previously was the LPGA’s top attorney. “We see this as a pro-international move.”
baseball is a conservative sport.. finally coming of age with limited instant replay. but even baseball sees no point for creating a language barrier. its sports, not a spelling bee. so what if a player can't speak english.. who made english the official language of the world anyways? there's a lot more chinese on this earth.. if we go by quantity, we should all just learn chinese.
just doesnt make sense to me. they're all racialists. lpga ignants are just trying to hold down the korean.. i mean Corean lady golfers.

Pak Se Ri-
"We agree we should speak some English," Pak said, according to the
report. "We play so good overall. When you win, you should give your
speech in English."



soundtrack to describe my life-




wayman tisdale had a leg amputated this week. that's not cool.

ken li matsui can officially beat someone in a foot race now.




my favorite baseball player when i was a kid..


my favorite baseball player's jerry curl mullet...




christina applegate is hot... with or without breasts.














southern slang lesson #1: "i can't call it"





flavor of the day: jarah mariano. she's no kim glass.. but mariano is ok too.








can't believe summer flew by so fast. have a fun labor day wknd..

aint nuthin but a G thang

the olympics are over, but not soon forgotten.
the amazing opening ceremony, michael phelps coverage quickly going from 8 unbelievable medals to.. holy ish, how annoying is all this phelps coverage.. get this douche bag off the camera, there was the redeem team unable to blow out spain in the final but thankfully beating those ignants, kim glass my match made in heaven, complete dominance by usain bolt and the rest of the jamaican runners,

candace parker and the womens team cruising to the gold, angel matos of cuba apparently very upset that SK owned cuba and the rest of the world in baseball.. booya! i mean SC owning the world in baseball.. that he kicked a referee,

bob costas and his not so awesome commentating, nbc's ability to lame down the olympics instead of making it hip and fun, and then there were the funny quotes...
sent in by aznjavi:
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during
the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths
in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've
got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them....... Oh my God, what have I just said?"




upcoming school year science projects courtesy of jimmy downtown (fyi, its a tad vulgar in language so be careful): my favorite is the B*tches Aint Sh*t.. with dr. dre's chronic photo above the kid....
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i can't believe i missed this special day. i'm definitely signing up next year. i know stuey is in, since he sent this to me.. who else is in? this is better than jazzfest!





flavor of the day: anna faris





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two photos courtesy of stuey matsui.
sorry barney.