ton of athletic ability, making bank on endorsements, and getting all sorts of groupie love.. what more can u ask for? i wish i had all of vince young's god given talents.. well i guess except for his obvious mental weakness. we all know he's not the brightest person, proven by the wonderlic test (socred a 6 out of 50)... but vy doesnt deserve all he has.. he's an ungrateful prick. in fact, all he really needs are two things:
vy is officially on the athletic supporters ish list. wipe ur tears, strap a set of nuts on and act like a professional football player.. not like a 12 year old girl on her first period. i have an idea.. instead of crying about throwing interceptions and not performing well on sundays, try getting into the film room and study tape to be prepared for everything the opponents can throw at u. the great ones, like peyton and brady, study the game.. all day everyday. dipset dipset. its pathetic when ur head coach has to talk to u during the game and try to get u back on the field with ur teammates. i spit on u vy.. h-mo.
speaking of brady.. awww.. what a shame.
i think there was a movie that nicholas cage starred in to sum up the pats season... gone in 60 seconds. i think vinny testaverde is available.and speaking of brady again.. i'm surprised there arent more gay qb's in the league. with all the time spent with their hand under the center's butt, u'd think more gays would want to become quarterbacks.
hey, what a coincidence.. they were the same #!kim jon il is allegedly deathly ill.
time for an MLB update..
as of thursday, the yankees record is 77-69. in the american league, this makes u one of the worse teams. if the yankees were in the nl east.. i mean, the Quadruple-A league.. they'd be in 3rd place and only 5.5 games out of first. its all hypothetical.. since if the yankees were really playing in the quadrulpe-A east.. they'd probably be running away with the division.
cc sabathia is having his way with the quadrule-A.. it must seem like he's pitching to high school jv teams after getting beaten up from the american league.speaking of yankees... this year is the first time in his 13 years that derek jeter will miss the playoffs. its also sad the yanks will miss the playoffs during the last year of yankee stadium. what i dont' understand... people who think derek jeter is overrated.
fyi, derek jeter recently passed babe ruth on the all time yankees hits list.a few posts ago, i predicted rutgers to finish the season with possibly 1 or 2 losses. i meant 1 or 2 wins. my bad.
is it just me or does schiano not look as animated and focused as he did in years past? maybe he has one foot out the door already, who knows. what i do know is that the coaching hasnt exactly been the best. hey i have an idea.. brandon tate is unc's best player.. why dont we keep an eye on him. nah that would be dumb. oh, i have another idea.. rutgers best player is kenny britt.. lets try to get him as many touches as possible. nah that would be dumb too.
the offensive coordinator is horrible. i have better play calling skills playing ps2 than this fool. plus, why would schiano not call a timeout with 1 minute left before halftime when unc was forced with a 3rd and long? that would probably be dumb too.. get the ball back with like 45 seconds left? nah, getting the ball back with 7 seconds left is better.. and taking a knee to get into the locker room. i dont get it. maybe schiano's heart isnt in it anymore.
its confirmed. michael phelps really is a tool. on the mtv vma's.. he said he listened to lil wayne on his ipod before races to get him pumped. ok, so phelps is not only a tool, he's an h-mo too.
one of the best names and scariest looking people in all of sports: atari bigby.
ike hilliard must be so happy. he has a hurricane named after him. when is hurricane marty?
marty has new bar material. gonna tell ladies that i was one of the performers at the beijing olympics opening ceremonies.
2008 mtv vma awards:
kanye west - 0
britney spears - 3
i guess its just not gwbush, mtv doesnt like black people too.
bootylicious...
flavor of the day: elisha cuthbert
have a good wknd.
