Sep 26, 2008

double team

why do people smoke? something that i'll never understand. makes ur breath smell, makes ur hair smell, makes ur skin smell. kissing girls who smoke is like licking an ashtray. cigarettes cost a lot too now. its not like cigs give u a high or something,... does it? drink a ginger ale.. im sure it'll have the same effect after meals.




so the Quadruple-A playoff picture is getting interesting. its sad that the mets and yanks have identical records as of thursday 9/25/08. the mets are in the playoff hunt. the yanks have their bags packed, and have been packed for a while.. which means, the yanks probably haven't been focused or all that motivated to play for the past 3 weeks and still have the same record as the mets.. who have needed to play their best every nite. with equal records, brian cashman's job as a gm is questioned and also in jeopardy. omar minaya gets a contract extension. this is what separates the Major American League and the Quadruple-A. so sad that national television networks would even air Quadruple-A games.

this wknd pretty much comes down to.. which of the 3 teams- phillies, mets, brewers- want to suck the least. im down with the brew crew.




rumors are whirling that randy moss has given up on the season already. the a-rod of football... most gifted wr in the nfl for the past 10 years knows nothing about how to win a championship. he has no concept of working hard for the team. pats fans.. u saw the great happy randy moss last season.. this year, get ready to see the oakland raiders disgruntled randy moss. isnt fball great?



what is gw bush's legacy? the worst 'dito in history? selfish idiot making his oil buddies rich while the country fades? killing innocent lives for a war with no true objective? handling katrina like a deer frozen in headlights?
he'll be remembered for a lot of things.. but the worst thing he might've done is push americans towards mass home ownership. think about it.. the dude was pushing people to capture the great american dream and own a house, and making it sound so easy. in fact, he even made it that much easier for people to own homes. i forget exactly what program he was selling to everyone.. but the story comes out like this:
american dream = house. mortgages made easy to obtain by gw + low interest rates = home owernship. thousands of people buy homes. mortgages at the time werent fixed rates. 5 years later, interest rates sky rocket.. and now thousands cant pay their mortgage and losing their life savings. the same person heading the home ownership program quit that position and took one as the head of federal reserve. when that same person got into the fed reserve, coincidentally, the interest rates rose.
i can't make this stuff up. thanks a lot for screwing the country gw. read some funny bushisms HERE.




funny jon stewart clip
contributed by jimmy downtown.






he's 37 years old, hasn't played in the nba in years. he got cut from two teams during last years training camp.. and he wants to try again. can't hate him for trying.. even tho, he wasnt even that good during his prime so how good can he be now. he is allan houston trying to make another comeback with the knicks.
surprised the knicks didnt offer him max money.



btw, i was just kidding about football being great before. sports are dumb.



beer goggles.. courtesy of sriracha sauce.



the pride of tenafly nj has gone down.





escort of the day: kim kardashian



special guest bloggers are welcome to participate in future entries. if u are interested in writing a piece.. let me know and we can double team the blog. whoaaa

Sep 23, 2008

varsity blues

if u see this guy walking on the street.. please pick up a rock, minimum fist sized, and throw it.. right at his knee. and then spit on him.
u made antonio bryant look like jerry rice, and u got flagged for a unsportsmanlike conduct in o.t. on 4th down. u are charles tillman, the worst cornerback in the nfl. u big fn a$$hole.. go to hell.
its pretty tough to do.. but yes, i hate tillman more than derek anderson.. who is absolutely killing my fantasy football team. f u anderson. sports are so dumb.




kosuke fukudome of the chicago cubs.

how do u pronounce his last name? think about it for a second. fuk/u/do/me. if they stood next to each other.. u can have rich harden, kerry wood, and fukudome. the last names on their jerzees would read.. harden wood fukudome.



at least we know he still cares.
a little.

i guess it's just family bidness. i wish brian urlacher would give charles tillman a little family bidness.. on his jaw.
tell 'em kanye.

i think the rutgers football team is headed in the right direction. yes i said it. i understand they lost to navy so why do i say this? bc the running game is finally established. jourdan brooks got a majority of the carries against navy and he performed well. kordell young and mason robinson did not carry the ball once. in fact, they didnt even make the box score. i think they spent the game in the weight room.





top 5 cities the athleticsupporter has visited for more than 1 day:

5. miami/las vegas.
they are very similar to each other. the nightlife is out of control and the "clubs" are crazy. great places to visit for a few days, but doesn't seem like a city to reside at.


4. chicago.
great sports atmosphere. cubs fans are fun.. they seem easy going and more jolly than white sox fans. maybe it has to do with northside v. southside thing. white sox fans seem more rough and callous.. but prob a bunch of paper gangstas. chi-city is no doubt a football town tho.. they love da bears. wrigleyville is a grown up college town, and must see before kicking the bucket.. or if a bank decides to build them a new stadium. oh, the chicks are hot too.


3. san francisco.
frisco has everything ur looking for.. people, weather, culture. seems like a nice place to settle at.

2. new orleans.
great food, great entertainment, great history.

1. new brunswick nj, home of the fat cat and rutgers scarlet knights.
juuuuust kidding.

1. new york.
offers the most of everything. i am a fan of versatility.

be sure of one thing tho.. at every city, a dot head will be cashier'ing the 24hour 7-11, an oriental will be starch cleaning ur button up shirt, a white man will be prejudice bc ur skin has color, a negro will be drumming on upside down buckets, and a mexican will be wiping down ur table.




flavor of the day: ali larter