Jul 3, 2008

Full House




i dont understand some things about this world. actually there are many things. i will share with you two things that boggle my mind today.
1. why do they make cars go 200mph if ur only legally allowed to go like 65mph. seriously, whats with that. it sounds to me to be a set up by the gov't to F you into paying fines and burning fuel. i'm fairly certain every state in america has a speed limit so, seriously, why does the gov't allow car makers to manufacture cars to go faster than the limit.
2. why are people legally allowed to buy guns. and don't tell me its for the hobby of hunting, or for home protection. only rednecks go hunting and if u want home security, get adt. if there were no guns allowed to be purchased at ur local walmart, im pretttttty sure the # of murders from shootings would go down. makes sense no? u cant transport tobacco past state lines, but u can buy guns without a problem. perfect.
anyways, the gov't allows home ownership of fire arms so thats why we get NEW STORIES LIKE THIS.

joe horn, the nfl WR, is no longer the most famous joe horn. this silly hillbilly is.

i am even more petrified of white people now, except for jimmy downtown and the boston boooooookock of course.
(special thanks to one of my brothers from another mother, stuey, for figuring out how to put video on the blog. its so easy! yet i wouldve NEVER figured it out.)


the nba free agency period started. jamison signs a nice deal.. agent zero will be signing a even nicer deal. bdiddy looks headed for the clips, and elton brand re-signing there too.. instantly giving the clips some respectability, especially with al thorton playing nicely too. too bad it looks as if maggette is headed for the spurs tho. when maggette arrived at Duke, coach K said that maggette would've been the greatest duke player in history had he stayed all 4 years. duke doesnt produce the best nba players, but they've had a share of good college players.. like christian laettner, danny ferry, jason williams, and alaa abdlenaby just to name a few. but in this age, who really stays all 4 years in college. recently, the nba made the 1 year of college rule. some people like it, and some hate it.
i personally thing there should be an age limit to enter the nba draft.. and it should be 21 years of age, or 2 years of college basketball. sure major league baseball and tennis and golf have no age limits to turn pro.. but those sports are not comparable to nba in public status and wealth. the nba and the players will benefit from a couple extra years of maturity before entering a game full of grown ass men. u should at least be the drinking age to play ball professionally. hey, if u dont wanna go to college, or dont have the grades to go to college.. go to europe and refine ur game there before coming back to the states for the nba. whats the point of failing here and not being able to get a 2nd chance. if ur financial situation does not allow for college, then go overseas.. earn some money, get better, and if u are good, u will get noticed by the nba.

LEON SMITH.. have we already forgotten about him?
we hear about kg, kobe, and tmac.. but we often dont hear about the 100's of draft hopefuls that fail to make a roster after 1 year of college hoops or 0 years of college hoops. the nba game would be a lot better off with an age limit.


how pimp would it be if ur at a bar, and u make eye contact with an attractive person of the opposite sex... the person walks up to u, and to break the ice.. they ask for a piece of gum. u then reach into ur pocket and pull out a package of big league chew.


im a grown man, and i like to consume alcohol on wknds. and sometimes i like to consume a lot of it. (courtesy of sod)


here's another fun LINK from sod.


enjoy!!





















flavor of the day: song hye-gyo of full house.



sometimes i want one of these.. no not a wifey, not even a girlfriend.. but a fobby chick. most fobby chicks tend to be a bit accommodating. i know some fobby chicks that dunno how to act, but i'd say more do know how to behave. yea i said it, they know how to behave.. they know their role. i like chicks to have a mind of their own and have a little feistiness in them, but at the same time, i like it when the chick knows her role. yea i said, know ur role biatch! am i being clear? ladies.. be independent, but fall back when u need to be. thats as clear as i can be. no straight man likes females who think the world is against them or everything is sexist. damn, thats annoying. if ur a female and trying to fight a sexist war.. then go get urself a mullet and go carpet munching. the world is not against u, u just gotta know ur role in it. yea said again, slow down and know ur role!


OWNED.. are they for real this season?


have a fun, safe 3-day weekend!


Jul 1, 2008

due to the shortness of this work week, there will be one post scheduled for Thursday morning.

flavor of the day: christina aguilera.. hottie baby mama.