i hold signs at TRL

olympics start today... 08/08/08. its usually fun to watch a little bit. hope the redeem team plays with more inspiration than they did against australia. it would be disappointing to see this team not win gold. thank god for olympics and preseason football.. finally something to watch on tv. what time slot is "how i met ur mother" on cbs? i can never track it down.



reggie bush. 2006 #2 pick overall. remember when everyone and their grandmother was hootin and hollur'n.. he's gotta go #1, u'd be a dumbass not to take him #1. last season he avg'd 3.7 yards per carry.. and 5.7 yards per catch.
the pick everyone was hating on.. mario williams #1 had 14 sacks last season. yea, in ur face mario says.


sriracha sauce:

so brett favre is not a new york jet. fireman ed is pumped. are u?

biggest question now is.. how will he adjust to the new york media. he comes from the smallest market in the nfl.. to now the largest market in the nfl. the media in ny is pretty vicious and relentless.
i dunno who's worse.. favre or roger clemens. um, yea i retire... no i change my mind. no, im cool at home.. wait, i wanna play again.
he's just lucky to be out of the best division in the nfl.. the nfc north. he doesnt have to face brian urlacher and the boys twice a year. we all know thats why he went to the afc.
jet fans.. calm down. ur headed for a 6-7 win season. no playoffs.. sorry! hi hater.


im making a public confession. i secretly enjoy teeny bopper music. this is a great summer jam:

the melody is hypnotizing. ur lying to urself if u do not like this song.


and i sing the hook of this song in front of the bathroom mirror every morning before work to get myself ready:




owner of an establishment near nyu was telling me a story from his extended trip down south. he was walking down the beach with his 13 yr old son.. when a girl approaches from afar. dad turns to his son and says.. "hey check out that babe coming up, wow!" the son replies.. "daddy, she's in my class" true story.. can't make this stuff up.



so lickity lips was given the nod as a pioneer of rap and making a very influential impact in the early years. so what about will smith? where does he rank? c'mon.. he got jiggy wit it in the summertime in miami




someone start the chain and lets split the winnings!-
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im enjoying this track, even with lil wayne in it:



flavor of the day: amanda beard- u.s. swimming team
i wouldnt mind helping her practice the breast stroke.. hiyooooo!!

YESbama

was listening to 1010wins this morning, as usual. they reported a story about TWO WINDOW WASHING COUSINS that fell to their death. surprised u don't hear of this type of accident more often. that slab of wood they stand on up and down the building does not look too sturdy, especially when its windy. crazy stuff tho.. going to work and then not making it back home. so unpredictable.



i saw a bumper sticker the other day, it said "NObama".
its not racist or stereotypical.. its just what it is.. but u know black folk are voting for obama mainly bc he is black. and most white folk are voting for mccain bc he is not black. the guy driving with the Nobama sticker was white btw.. and i dont think there were too many mccain backers at the BET Awards.




msn.com had a story about MULTI MILLION DOLLAR ATHLETES THAT GO BROKE. the cover boy was evander holyfield.
he has 11 kids. now u know why the dude has to keep fighting. travis henry better get his ass in shape to make a roster.









beer pong this weds at gama:
courtesy of jimmy downtown




homeboy randy pausch passed away a couple of weeks ago. he was the "last lecture" professor from carnegie mellon.. the one who was dying with pancreatic cancer and got blown up on oprah. one of his dreams as a kid was to play professional football. he was a huge pitt steelers fan. he got to meet the rooneys and his fav player hines ward.





courtesy of srirachua sauce.. no explanation needed:




flavor of the day: ASK AIDA
she can cook and she is bootiful. what more can u ask for.