abolish the n-word

happy 1 week anniversary to The Athletic Supporters!


that's a grammatical error no? 1 week anniversary?

so why are chicks doing that all the time. i really dont get chicks and their "anniversaries". there are so many anniversaries it becomes so meaningless. the word anniversay is supposed to mean 1 year right?.. anni.. annu? take my word for it, i am the king of root words... not really. it means 1 year celebration. so whats the deal with 1 month "anniversary" or 3 month "anniversary"? or even cooler.. 100 day "anniversary". lets just stick to the calendar year, yes?


so if u are born on a leap year on feb29.. when do u celebrate ur bday? Feb29.. "This date occurs only every four years, in years evenly divisible by 4, such as 1988, 1996, 2008 or 2016, with the exception of century years not divisible by 400, such as 1900." (courtesy of wikipedia) being born on the leap year must suuck.. im hatin on the leap year.. mostly bc im confused and ive only been thinking about for 23 seconds.


feb is a busy month. there are ginormous amounts of burfdays, ground hog day is tomorrow, vday - the most overrated hallmark holiday of the year is mid month, a day off from work for dead presidents day rocks, and it's black history month. what would martin luther king be if he were white? alive. what does fubu stand for? farmers used to beat us.

im kidding, i like black history month. years of slavery and abuse should all be overlooked bc the govt lets blacks celebrate their heritage for the entire month of feb... which also happens to be the shortest month of the year. how generous. at least blacks celebrate with a lot of dignity and class.. unlike the puerto ricans.


the great city of new york allows puerto ricans to march down manhattan with their very own parade to celebrate their past and accomplishments (if there are any). so what do the classy people of PR do? they get drunk, cause chaos, sexually assault and rape their own women, fight, destruct public property, etc. police are writing out citations on the regular that day. im disgusted with PR behavior.

do u blame small business owners boarding up their stores on the day of the PR parade? how else do u keep animals out. parades are supposed to promote positivity, no? if i were PR, i'd have some internal issues too i guess. i mean.. most PR's think they are black for some reason.. dropping N-bombs to each other all the time. history says PR's are a mix of spanish and indian. indians dominated puerto rico before being invaded by the people of spain. (people of spain are white that speak spanish btw, they are not latin) ok, enough schooling. basically, the land of PR has brought nothing to the table for society.. espeically in the nyc area. sort've like jerome james to the knicks.

what do u call 10,000 PR's going back to PR? a good start. what do u call 10,000 PR's at the bottom of the sea? a good start. what's the difference between a PR and a pizza? pizza can feed a family of 4. they should be stripped of their parade. done. yes, i drank my haterade this morning.


The Athletic Supporter does not approve of the N-word.

microsoft wants to buy yahoo for $44.6 billion. wonder if they're gonna home mortgage that.

super bowl prediction: giants 17 - patriots 24. reality is, bill belichik is just too good to lose with this amount of time to prepare. i hope and pray im wrong. f the pats.


michael strahan-esque ghetto gap and all, keyshia cole is still sexy beast. must be the combo of her soultry voice and her feistiness. she gangster.


with my good h.s. friends, i have been to many parties where i am maybe one of two non caucasian in the entire place. its fun to tell strangers that i was "data" in the movie goonies. my friends encourage it, and i go around saying "booty traps, dats wut i saaaaid". no shocker.. i have never gotten laid by saying that.


i am a wannabe athlete. so just like a real athlete, i have superstitions and a pregame ritual. as long as time permits.. i brush my teeth, clip my fingernails, and pack a piece of gum for the game. i must somehow subconsciously and moronically believe that if my breath is fresh, my game will be too. i hate hoops more than pr's.


"My attitude real shtty, temper short/
My mind cluttered like the streets of New York/
I ain't tryna take a 'L', 'cause I casually fought/
This sht, real serious not casual sport/
Let time fly by as I pen these thoughts/
And I'm speedin through life wit my car in park/
And even in the day sometimes it's dark/
and that cloud hoverin low is not the worst part/
Second guessin yourself, tryna remain sharp/
See nggaz blowin up who ain't got yo SPARK, uh"


lets all hope that damn groundhog doesnt see his shadow tomorrow. i love having 4 seasons a year, but it would be cool to have a shorter winter. it must be weird to spend the holiday season in 70 degree weather.


jetblue airlines is thoughtful. they give u a small bottle of water and airborne before taking off.


i wonder what keon clark is doing right now?


paris hilton.. gross. britney.. grosser. lindsy lohan.. on the fence. kim kardashian.. on the fence. keira knightly.. hottie. kate beckinsale.. hotter. eva mendes.. super hottie. lauren london.. i <3 u. me, u, ray allen, and scarlet johansen would be so happy together. i miss the grease trucks and pj's on easton. mmm.. fat sam with egg hot sauce ketchup. damn that ish is tasty. i once ate two fat cats in one sitting. no big deal. i almost ate 3 combo platters of 53rd st halal during a eating contest. i was on my 3rd before my opponent was half way done with his 1st. bring on kobayashi and sonya thomas.

"ur parents must be world class garden tool makers, bc they made u and ur one fine ho"

happy friday ya'll. have a safe weekend..

i wish i was superbad

Fogell: Gangstaaaaaaaaaaasss... what's up guys?

fyi, the athletic supporter is going to post blogs monday/wednesday/friday starting next week. my current day-time employer does not let my brain breathe so i could use some extra time to gather my thoughts. like in other aspects of life, it's all about quality, not quantity. well, i guess in some aspects of life more than others. anywhoooo..

quick story that took place in the ghettos of cresskill where ur life would be in jeopardy if wore anything red. few friends got together with one mission: make a fool of da'skill's version of the sherminator. let's call him... "fireman bob". bob talked a lot of stupid smack and nonsense. sad part is, he was tested and declared clinically dumb by the state's board of ed. in h.s., he actually took exams in the rainbow room w other special students. i dont make fun of mentally challenged people, but bob was retarded in more ways than one. he was quite the annoyance. he spoke about how trashed he'd get and how he'd hook up with girls from nearby towns. we knew it was all crap. so my buddies and i invited him over for some drinks so he could tell us his nitelife stories and try to make us feel inept. right away, bob started to put us to shame and chug down beers, and tell wild stories. of course, we sarcastically cheered him on. a few more beers in, he began to say how f'd up he's getting and ish. his body was wavering and speech slurred. we werent sure if he was slurring bc of alcohol since his speech is always slurred. anyways, we were on the outdoor deck. all of a sudden, bob says he's starting to feel sick and bent over the railing. nothing came out, but he did a lot of dry heaving (speaking of dry heave, look it up on urbandictionary.com the sentence example is funny). he proclaimed himself drunk and feeling dizzy/sick. but how could he be so crunk so soon? bob is supposed to be a terror at local parties and with the ladies, no? but more importantly, how could bob get so drunk and sick off drinking a few cans of o'douls? yes, we gave him o'douls and he acted drizzunk. what a massive tool. him and carson daly have a lot in common.

hottie.. check. budonkadonk.. check. captivating voice.. check. congrats to alicia keys. she went 3x platinum already for her latest album. other artists should take note. recurring theme, it's not about quantity.. it's quality. don't be a ja rule, and do 55 collabos while dropping 3 albums in a 12 month span. take time to master ur craft azz clowns. it's not a race.

race. dave chappelle has a funny bit about racing.. in bed. dave says, sex like in all sports and olympic events.. the person who finishes first, wins.

Evan: Yeah chicks go nuts for that... the male camel toe.
Seth: Yea yea! The camel tail.
Evan: It's like a division sign.

at my last interview, the guy asked if i had any questions about the job description and about everyday duties. i giggled quite a bit on the inside and cracked a smirk bc he said "duty". i am a grown man who giggles at words like duty, box, and any number combination that includes 69.

saw a fobby japanese comedian perform last year. he said when he came to the u.s... he was fascinated with some of the slang terms like 69. he understood what the symbol stood for.. if it were for white, black, or latin people. but for asians, he said 11 better fits the act.
he also translated words literally.. like m'fer. guess it could be confusing. once meeting his friends parents.. his friend's mom intro'd herself, then the jap comedian turned to the dad and said, "and u must be the m'fer".

Mark: What is that?
Seth: It's detergent.
Mark: What the f are you doing with it?
Seth: F'in blood on my pants.

not a big fan of mtv, but there is one funny commercial on it. this "dude" is sitting down lacing up his roller blades. and he says "the hardest part of roller blading is telling ur parents ur gay"

most versatile comebacks:
"yea, ur face is _____"
"that's what she said"

fun sfw stuff:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzjLlqIuVhI&feature=related
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22910820/?GT1=10755

Biggest baseball news recently is definitely not Johan Santana. It's this:
"Transaction of the Week Golden Baseball League:
CALGARY VIPERS -- Agreed to terms with OF Jorge Poo Tang."

Becca: Your c?ck is so smooth!
Evan: Your's would be too... if you were a man.

the best part of the Super Bowl is def not the game itself, and it's not the tv commercials. it's participating in super bowl boxes. a spreadsheet CAN actually be fun. haha box. and of course eating like a pig and consuming alcoholic beverages is good times too.

i could watch ray allen shoot jumpers all day. yes, i love him and i want to marry him.

as mentioned in Kitchen Confidential, people who don't eat pork bc pigs are dirty animals should stop eating chicken too then. chickens aren't the most sanitary animals. they urine and ish in their cages, and then they eat their own ish too. chickens are kept in some slave-like conditions. and what's that thing called...... oh yea, salmonella.

"Face it y'all nggas face down with your legs kicking/
They call your momma Roy Jones cause she raise chicken/
You're "Down for the Count" like Rah Digga I'm straight spittin/
Make pigeons say, "Uh uh, no they didn't!"

Evan: Same-sies.

p.diddy single handedly ruined hip hop. "can't stop, won't stop, bad boy for life"
that motto is almost as stupid as "all day everyday, dipset! killa!"

allow me to eat my words, i am indeed a big fan of one mtv program. mtv's "made" with colin, i want to be a rapper. http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1579178&vid=201703

whatever happened to rawkus records? they were a powerhouse in.... '96.

i want to do the lemon detox.. u know the same one beyonce made famous. hippies do it too. it's suppposed to be really good for u. 10 days w.o food tho. tough. the dunkin donuts lady's feelings would be hurt if i didnt stop in every morning for my reduced fat blueberry muffin and the quiznos guy's feelings would be hurt if he didn't see me every day at 12:25pm.

i would never make it in federal prison. on my first nite of prison, i would be the crier they bet on like in the movie shawshank redemption. ngc's "lockdown" series has me scurred shook straight. the only other thing on tv that scurrs me is any time there is a clip of suge knight.

THUG LIFE - the hate u give little infants f's everbody
M.O.B - money over btches

"women are the devil" - mike rowlands

kansas state university freshman michael beasley is a stud. he predicts ksu will beat their state nemesis kansas univ both times this season. going into last nite's game.. ksu was 14-4 and ku was 20-0. ku also happened to be the #2 team in the nation. ksu upset ku 84-75. beasley had 25 and 6... and easily the best freshman player this year, and probably since carmelo.. and mike coburn.

can someone get jason kidd a lil cheese with his whine? i hope the nets trade his fggot azz. i will take a bag of skittles for him at this point. i am done defending this alleged wife beater. get the f off the nets already. every year he wants to be traded around this part of the season. clubhouse cancer needs to get sent packing. think he mad cuz his son is ugly.

my friends and i are huge advocates. it's a work in progress, and has been for the past couple of years... we WILL bring the high-five bizzack. can't stop, won't stop.

finally, i have no problem admitting the fact that i have zero game with ladies.
might as well replace "Seth:" with "Moon:" in the following quote...
Seth: You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so sht-faced last night, I shouldn't have f'd that guy?' We could be that mistake!

SFW

YES! 11 comments. A few seemed out of pity, but I'll take what I can get. I am so honored former Rutgers great Jared Slovan and Doug Graber left comments. I can't wait for Terry Shea and John Sacca to join in. Maybe we'll be lucky enough to get a few past hoop mega stars like Rob Hodgson and Johnny McCrimmons to jump on.

Herbal remedies rock. Wobenzyme works just as good as weed.

The Athletic Supporter will usually be SFW.

I have some weird and unique friends. They make me laugh. One night last year going out with a few friends, my buddy "Skippy" had a moment. I think we had some pizza or other sort of dairy heavy food. Skippy is a little lactose intolerant. Skippy was driving us around town, I was sitting behind him, 4 of us in the car, at a busy intersection in Manhattan, and he let one loose. Can't lie to you, it sounded wet. He had a worried look on his face. Then all I hear is, "Yo Moon, I think you're gonna have to take the wheel. I have to run in to use a bathroom." So he jumps out of the driver's seat in the middle of the busy street and waddles his way into the nearest bar for their bathroom. Grown man sharted himself, and it didn't stop him from staying out all night.

Taken from theathleticknee.blogspot.com :
"I have a friend who tells women that he's the son of current Colorado Rockie second baseman Kaz Matsui, or he tells women that his mother was "road meat" and he is actually his love child. The ladies are so enamored that they don't even see that Kaz is the same age as my friend. He even has me in his cell phone as Kaz so he can call me when he is in the company of a young lady so I can pick up and say "Mushi Mushi" which is the common greeting of the Japanese. Matsui's photo also pops up when I call."
story continues like this..
Marty Matsui is the proclaimed "son" of Kaz (former Met great). Then there's also Stuey Matsui.. another son of Kaz. Marty and Stuey are half brothers.. or as they like to say brothers from another mother. Marty's mom is road meat. Stuey's mom was just a whore.
Marty and Stuey once told this chick at a bar that they are half brothers that just found each other this past year. The chick happened to be a little bit of a fruit loop. She was utterly enlightened with the story and suggested we write a book about it. She said that Marty and Stuey are so lucky to have finally found each other, and only the really lucky find their other half in their lifetime. Is she a stupid btch or is she a stupid btch.
even further...
Marty is a baseball player... bullpen catcher for the Mets minor league team.
Stuey is a football coach... "get back" coach for Rutgers University. The get-back coach instructs players and other coaches to stay off the field and get behind the white line on the sidelines during the game by constantly yelling, get back get back!
Other jobs sometimes associated with Marty and Stuey are the "hydration specialist" aka water boy, or "player health accomodations" aka the dude who drives injured players off the field on a cart.

Interesting links:
http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/14329462.html (keep reading til end)
http://www.faniq.com/blog/Heres-Another-Reason-to-Hate-the-Red-Sox-Theyre-Putting-Ads-on-Their-Jerseys-Blog-6108 (just as bad as the Elementary School in NJ that put an ad of Shop Rite in their gym)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw (extraordinary supernatural guy, to me)

Who's the hotter preggie.. Jessica Alba or Christina Aguilera?

Who would you rather be for one weekend.. Derek Jeter or Tom Brady?

Whats more attractive on females.. toned abs or sexy legs?

What's more unattractive on females.. beer belly or cankles?

What's more immoral.. faking an orgasm to get the deed over with or telling a girl that they should stop and slow down to hide the fact u two pump chumped already.

What's more gross.. finding a long dark curly pube in ur food or swallowing vomit that came up in ur mouth.

Mega Millions is at 73 right now. Giselle and Arod make that every 1-2 years.

John Brown is his own entity.

Hallelujah hollaback..

Free Vick

Case of the Mondays? Hate 'em, but they go by fast for me. I get a case of the Tuesdays and Wednesdays a lot worse. Thursdays are breezy bc the wknd is here.

My mind is a little shot right now. Too much drinking once again over the weekend. But at least this time, I didn’t black out or ptfo at a poppin lounge…especially when it is amongst great company and funny lines. I also didn’t even have to use someone as a human la-z-boy recliner to comfortably ptfo either. So overall it was a good weekend.

When I occasionally try to calculate exactly how much time & loot has been spent on nightlife activities in just the past 12 months, it makes me want to run head down full speed into the brick wall.. I’m ashamed about it to be honest. The time and loot should be at least tripled. I will do what I can to bring the numbers up to a respectable level.

In one NYC block, we went into a lounge with a colored bamboozled harlem feel… then walked down about 50ft to another lounge with an upper east side chez whitey frat feel. Two lounges right next to each other were like night and day, no pun intended.

Blu ray dvd is good stuff.

Guess who:
1) “I don't know what's better, gettin laid or gettin paid/
I just know when I'm gettin one, the other's gettin away”

2) “Because the streets is a short stop/
Either you slanging crack rock/
or you got a wicked jump shot’’

3) "All you sucka mc's really can't out step me/
I grab’em like I rock’em from 9 to 5/
Self employed, kickin to biitches my hobby and job”

Best current player in the NBA is not LBJ. It’s still Kobe folks. However, the MVP of the league is not Kobe, it’s Tim Duncan.

I miss living in a house with a basement and yard and driveway, like when I was a kid. Cookie cutter condo life so far has been surprisingly cool. Over assessed property taxes are expectedly not cool.

Is there a more disturbing yet entertaining program on TV than NBC Dateline's To Catch an Online Predator? The two time offenders are the best.

A straight man definitely likes both, but prefers one over the other. I prefer booty over boobs (in particular if the booty classifies as an onion.. a plump/shapely butt that can make a grown man cry. Whoever thought of the term onion is a genius. I can’t make this stuff up). Reality is that after age 25, women start to lose their battle against gravity. Boobs seem to start saggin in uncontrollable directions which is quite unattractive to me. Booty on the other hand is less susceptible to gravity because it is regularly maintained, just by walking or going up stairs. Sure cleavage is nice to look at but once that push up bra isn’t holdin the puppies in place anymore, they may end up damn near her knee caps.

My treo is playin me for a fool. It plays videos only when it feels like. Makes me so mad that I want to punt a small dog. And what’s so wrong about dog fighting anyways?

Lyrics answers: 1) Kanye 2) Biggie 3) Cool Kids

Lets break Friday’s comment record and get 8 today. Don’t hate, participate.

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