Let me start this blog with a disclaimer. First, I want to thank you for taking time to read my thoughts. Some of my thoughts will be entertaining, some dumb, some weird, some will cross the fine line. But a majority of these thoughts come from me and my observations of people/Internet/TV. The column will be written and quickly proofread by me. If you are looking for breaking celebrity news or insider information on your favorite team, this is not the right place for you. I will be usually recapping any recent events with The Athletic Supporter spin on it, and not being the first to bring it on the scene. So if you're cool with that, keep reading. Get down or lay down sucka.
The Athletic Supporter will do his best to have fresh posts by the time you turn on your computer at work Monday-Friday.
I'm normally a very bad liar. When strategically rehearsed, my lies rock tho. I think mostly because I have been well trained to keep a straight face. My conscience won't allow me to keep the lie going for more than 2 mins tho. One of the best and oldest lies ever come from girl's mouths:
"I normally don't move this quickly" or "I usually don't do this"
(Translation: she loves doing whatever she's doing to you, does it regularly with other guys so don't feel special, and will sometimes do it solo alone in the dark at nite too)
I am sure you know this by now, but it cannot be stressed enough.
Is there anything else in this world that is more pleasant to hear than the word: Friday. If so, holla at me. Not too many words compare but there may be a few phrases that are in the same status as Friday.. like... "it's lunch time" or "i had a really good time tonite, you wanna come upstairs?" or "let me get 9 irish car bombs, 10 with you included. "
I want to get fitted for Grillz. It would be a good look.
The New Jersey Nets have had some really good white centers. Chris Dudley, Dwayne Schintzius, Jim Mcllvaine, Mike Gminski.. but the Nets best white center ever is Jason Collins.
Which group is dirtier: Strippers or Escorts?
Was watching Bravo the other night and this obese chick was telling her story of how at age 12, she was wearing pants size 22. That is the same size as chrome rims on an Escalade. Imagine that for a minute. She and the rim are the same circular figure.
Things that scare me: double shots of Remy, ED, NYC rats, Tom Cruise.
Things that excite me: Alicia Keys
Michale Bloomberg is riiiiiiich biaaaaatch! But Carlos Slim is pissin pesos, son!
Pick up line of the weekend: "You got a band aid? I scraped my knee falling for you"
There is a comment link below. Get at me.
Then, go check out theathleticknee.blogspot.com
Peace.
Jan 24, 2008
Jan 23, 2008
The Athletic Supporter 101
Welcome to The Athletic Supporter blogspot.
To quickly get you up to speed with what this blogspot is about, The Athletic Supporter originated back in 1993. Yes, 1993. That was before Google and before wide use of computers/Internet. I do remember saving articles onto a floppy disk and thinking it was the coolest thing. Anyways, I can only sum up the new and improved Athletic Supporter as a column which is sports based with extras ranging from stories of Friday night hook-ups gone comedy to ranking the top 3 Vince Vaughn movies (Swingers #1 of course).
It's not a good start to have writers block for the first blog, but there is just so much to write about that has been brewing in my tiny brain for so many months and it is just too hard to translate thoughts down on words. I will try my best tho, for all the bored-at-work blog readers.
The reason I wanted to create this blog was to release creative energy which has otherwise been made paralyzed by corporate America. Maybe this outlet will make the days go by more painless and lessen the craving for alcohol come Wednesday... morning. Probably not.
Where to begin?
The Super Bowl is in two weeks. The new evil empire which rests 3 hours Northeast of New York has yet another shot at winning the greatest sports trophy in the world. Sorry Beantown, The Athletic Supporter is disgusted with your city. From videogate, to Brady's moaning, and Offensive linemen leg whipping.. F the Pats! Eli looks as smart as a sheep but he's gonna get it done. Lawrence "3 Tynes is a charm" will kick the game winner again. Curt Schilling can lick my nut sack. Jason Varitek and Kevin Youkilis can have Curt's sloppy seconds. Ray-Ray, KG, and The Truth are still cool dudes tho. Can't hate on Bill Russell neither, the 2nd greatest NBA player of all time.
Pour some liquor out for Heath Ledger, if you want. I could care less.
Who's more gangster?... Anthony Bourdain or Bear Grylls.
Who's more gay?... the dude on Amazing Race that cried at the end of the show two weeks ago because he and his gf were having issues -or- a dude questioning if you give a bj to a guy with a condom on, are you really sucking his dick or sucking the condom.
The Athletic Supporter believes in Karma.
There is no right answer to the question above "Who's more gay". If you chose one over the other, you too are gay.
Conan O'Brien is funny. So is Dave Chappelle, and midgets too.
Biggie or 'Pac? What about Nas, Rakim, Big L? Talib should be mentioned. Kanye should be respected as a rapper/producer. Can't knock the hustle of early ambitious Jigga, LL, and Will Smith. Yea Will Smith, I said it!.. He assisted in commercializing Hip Hop and getting it on the map. Don't hate.
Speaking of putting it on the Map... did Nike put MJ on the map or did MJ put Nike on the map.
Timbaland - The Way I Are.
D.O.E. holds it down with a genius line.. "I ain't got a motor boat, but I can float your boat." Doesn't get any better than that. Lock for the Grammy.
My New Year's Resolutions have gone to sht already.
Stephen A. Smith must be the most annoying sports analyst of all time. The Athletic Supporter is completely appalled by ESPN's move to release David Aldridge over Stephen A. DA brought credibility and knowledge to the viewers. Screamin A brings nothing to the table, except for being a loud mouth idiot. Him being from Philly explains a lot. Stephen A is as much fun as a paper cut.
"We talkin bout practice? PRACTICE?? we talkin bout practice man."
"You gotta beliiieeeeve it, to achiiiiieeeve it"
Whatever happened to DaJuan Wagner? Seen Dontonio Wingfield around?
The Star & Bucwild show is missed.
Confession: I once told a girl I was having regular relations with that I was bi-sexual and I was more in love with my male partner than her.. just to avoid "the talk".
Derek Jeter does not use steroids. He gets too many hot girls and not going to risk having his manhood shrivel.
Eva Mendes is beautiful. So is Kate Beckinsale, and the 2008 Cadillac CTS too.
My life is like the movie Groundhog Day everyday.. waking up to "I'm John Montone for 1010wins here at blistery 10 degrees midtown where the coffee stand guy Ivan says, this is summer in Russia.. hahah." Someone shoot me.
Thanks for allowing me to completely waste your time. Now move onto the next blog: http://theathleticknee.blogspot.com/.
To quickly get you up to speed with what this blogspot is about, The Athletic Supporter originated back in 1993. Yes, 1993. That was before Google and before wide use of computers/Internet. I do remember saving articles onto a floppy disk and thinking it was the coolest thing. Anyways, I can only sum up the new and improved Athletic Supporter as a column which is sports based with extras ranging from stories of Friday night hook-ups gone comedy to ranking the top 3 Vince Vaughn movies (Swingers #1 of course).
It's not a good start to have writers block for the first blog, but there is just so much to write about that has been brewing in my tiny brain for so many months and it is just too hard to translate thoughts down on words. I will try my best tho, for all the bored-at-work blog readers.
The reason I wanted to create this blog was to release creative energy which has otherwise been made paralyzed by corporate America. Maybe this outlet will make the days go by more painless and lessen the craving for alcohol come Wednesday... morning. Probably not.
Where to begin?
The Super Bowl is in two weeks. The new evil empire which rests 3 hours Northeast of New York has yet another shot at winning the greatest sports trophy in the world. Sorry Beantown, The Athletic Supporter is disgusted with your city. From videogate, to Brady's moaning, and Offensive linemen leg whipping.. F the Pats! Eli looks as smart as a sheep but he's gonna get it done. Lawrence "3 Tynes is a charm" will kick the game winner again. Curt Schilling can lick my nut sack. Jason Varitek and Kevin Youkilis can have Curt's sloppy seconds. Ray-Ray, KG, and The Truth are still cool dudes tho. Can't hate on Bill Russell neither, the 2nd greatest NBA player of all time.
Pour some liquor out for Heath Ledger, if you want. I could care less.
Who's more gangster?... Anthony Bourdain or Bear Grylls.
Who's more gay?... the dude on Amazing Race that cried at the end of the show two weeks ago because he and his gf were having issues -or- a dude questioning if you give a bj to a guy with a condom on, are you really sucking his dick or sucking the condom.
The Athletic Supporter believes in Karma.
There is no right answer to the question above "Who's more gay". If you chose one over the other, you too are gay.
Conan O'Brien is funny. So is Dave Chappelle, and midgets too.
Biggie or 'Pac? What about Nas, Rakim, Big L? Talib should be mentioned. Kanye should be respected as a rapper/producer. Can't knock the hustle of early ambitious Jigga, LL, and Will Smith. Yea Will Smith, I said it!.. He assisted in commercializing Hip Hop and getting it on the map. Don't hate.
Speaking of putting it on the Map... did Nike put MJ on the map or did MJ put Nike on the map.
Timbaland - The Way I Are.
D.O.E. holds it down with a genius line.. "I ain't got a motor boat, but I can float your boat." Doesn't get any better than that. Lock for the Grammy.
My New Year's Resolutions have gone to sht already.
Stephen A. Smith must be the most annoying sports analyst of all time. The Athletic Supporter is completely appalled by ESPN's move to release David Aldridge over Stephen A. DA brought credibility and knowledge to the viewers. Screamin A brings nothing to the table, except for being a loud mouth idiot. Him being from Philly explains a lot. Stephen A is as much fun as a paper cut.
"We talkin bout practice? PRACTICE?? we talkin bout practice man."
"You gotta beliiieeeeve it, to achiiiiieeeve it"
Whatever happened to DaJuan Wagner? Seen Dontonio Wingfield around?
The Star & Bucwild show is missed.
Confession: I once told a girl I was having regular relations with that I was bi-sexual and I was more in love with my male partner than her.. just to avoid "the talk".
Derek Jeter does not use steroids. He gets too many hot girls and not going to risk having his manhood shrivel.
Eva Mendes is beautiful. So is Kate Beckinsale, and the 2008 Cadillac CTS too.
My life is like the movie Groundhog Day everyday.. waking up to "I'm John Montone for 1010wins here at blistery 10 degrees midtown where the coffee stand guy Ivan says, this is summer in Russia.. hahah." Someone shoot me.
Thanks for allowing me to completely waste your time. Now move onto the next blog: http://theathleticknee.blogspot.com/.
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