Mar 28, 2008

google maps.. how???

aznjavi fwd. its clean and interesting:
http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs13/f/2007/077/2/e/Animatorvs__Animation_by_alanbecker.swf


japanese people are fun:
http://www.japannewbie.com/images/journal/bikini_pants/ultra_low_rise_deniem_pants.jpg

unc is just absolutely rolling. pretty much their tournament to lose at this point. wayne ellington is now the new x-factor.. its not danny green. psycho T is getting his no matter who they play.. so its about how the cast plays around him.

mom talks too much. her conversation always covers 3 things in the same order each time.. almost like an outlined lecture. it goes like.. so what do u really wanna do with urself?.. ur career? do u wanna open a store? what are u gonna do with ur place? i wanna buy a house while the market is in buyers favor.. can u help me with payments? i answer.. i dunno, i dunno, i dunno, i dunno. next comes.. have u been going to church? i pray all the time for u to go to church. how come u dont go to church? go to church this sunday. i answer with head nods, no words. then it quickly converts to.. u can meet nice girls at church. u should meet a girl at church. when are u getting married. u told me u would get married when u turn 30, ur 31 now.. get married this year. i answer.. what!?!? haha.. im not getting married now or any time soon.. in fact, i dont ever wanna get married.. ur not getting any grandkids from me! then she raises her pimp hand ready to take away a grown aasss man's dinner.. as that is her biggest weapon: food. she knows im kidding too.. somewhat. the best power forward in nba history is easy.. if he tried to play hard. his name is derrick coleman. when he wanted to, he changed and controlled the game. coleman would avg close to a triple double in playoffs. he was inside and outside.. unguardable and a rebounding machine. but he played hard only when he wanted. a player close to dc's mold is rasheed wallace. rasheed got inside and outside game and can beast in the paint with the best. only thing with 'sheed is the same as dc... the motivation and drive to be great. they mustve both hit the bong a lil too hard and lost ambition. just the other nite 'sheed chewed up amare. 'sheed played with fire and heart.. knocking down threes.. taking it to amare's chest. whats with guys who dont hustle and play hard all the time???

best play in basketball.. is not the pick n roll. its the #1 play. dribble it up the court with all of ur teammates already down on offense.. and they may actually be thinking ur dribbling up to pass the ball to the wing, but in fact, ur not gonna pass.. to anyone. ur just gonna dribble it up and take the shot. no ball movement, no nothing. just heave it up. its all about getting urs.

jose canseco is a hoot. i enjoy him. of course a-rod did performance enhancing drugs!.. allegedly.

TI is reportedly going to jail for a year. just another brutha victim to da streets.

im a simple minded mammal.. so i have no idea how google maps or any map website works. how do they know each and every street name??.. and every street address??? im perplexed. someone enlighten me.

greg oden was seen playing in a pick up basketball game.. not authorized by the blazers. he's a dumb one huh. he has career threatening microfracture surgery.. just started running in his rehab, and now he's found playing pick up ball?? wow. who else thinks oden knew about his knee in college and thats the reason he jumped to the nba? im no conspiracy theorist.. but it sounds legit. get paid before ish goes down.. like it did.

last wknd of march '08. reason enough to get drizzunk. im in.

if you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.

Mar 25, 2008

kaz matsui, my vote for future hof'er and dad of the year

havent seen a whole lot of the ncaa's but here are my tournament thoughts so far-
unc is rolling.. seems like they are going to walk past the rest of the field.
tom to the izzo always has msu ready to play for the tournament.
duke was overrated just like everyone besides the media thought.
western kentucky.. this year's gmu?
stephen curry wet 'em vs. gtown. boy's j is illlllllmatic.
damion james is underrated.
billy packer is as fun as a canker sore.
two contestants in the espn bracket challenge are perfect so far.

joe scudda is white. i had no idea.

there was a drunk dude at the bar sniffing mini shots of malibu up his nose at the end of the nite. people at the bar werent really impressed with it.. and neither was i. he kept challenging everyone to do it with him. we all thought he was kinda dumb.

marcus williams is not a good pg. he's much better at stealing laptops from uconn.. allegedly.

believe it or not, the Athletic Supporter and the dtc went to church on easter sunday.. a good speaker makes a big difference. speaker at journey is aiite. give him a B-.

fantasy basketball playoffs this week. check ur lineups. yea we talkin bout playoffffs. sucks for all u dirk nowitzki owners. i think paul millsap might be available in the waiver wire.

spring is officially herrre. pretty soon, all the lovely ladies will be wearing less clothing in the city. not that i look or anything.

and very soon, to the delight of many knicks fans, isiah thomas will no longer be in the organization. donnie walsh who stepped down as pacers ceo has reportedly agreed to joining the knicks front office. isaiah will probably not be coming back as coach neither. mark jackson may be in the running for head coach. interesting. but too bad for whoever comes in next its gonna take a good 3 years to get the bums on the roster off the team. think allan houston and jerome williams are still collecting checks.

is there a shortage of sundaes at mcd's? hit up two of them the other day and both said they were out. wtf.

i cant recall if i ever confessed this before, but i am scared of rats. if i have confessed about this before, now u know i wasnt kidding for me to say it twice. even tho my place does not have a rat problem and i can't envision it having one for a while, i still contemplate getting a cat to keep them far away.
many deli's and bodegas in nyc let a cat loose in their store to keep the rats away.. bc supposedly, rats are deathly scared of cats and will keep clear. there is a deli i know that had a rat problem so they got a cat. the cat killed a few rats and it was keeping the them away.. until one day, the store owner tells a story of how several rats ganged up on the cat in the basement and killed it. and now u see why im scurred.
a different deli owner once told me of how she saw a big ol rat in the back dumpster which they share with a chinese take out joint.. she said the rat was the size of a racoon and it had really nice shiny hair.. bc rats eat very well in nyc, with all the different oils and stuff.. the rats hair is maintained well.

daddy is a warrior going thru such an injury:
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/7250/news

if u can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter