Mar 11, 2008

strike 1 on jeter, and link heavy to kill ur friday

i hope it was a label decision, and not alicia keys. what would possess anyone to ruin a perfectly good song by letting ludacris land on the remix. terrible. they shouldve gotten tupac for it.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-gkYqI3akPM&feature=related
there better be no video for this ludacris crap.
p.diddy and bad boy productions claim to have invented the remix.. and that is why there is no such thing as a good remix. the only remix worth any value is:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=s_a519_Cy5k
this remix is highly underrated, just like manu ginobili. manu plays the game the way it should be played. james naismith would be proud.

so spitzer used hard working ny residents tax money for his lil alleged habit.. and has allegedly spent about $80k on these fine lovely ladies. kristen is feeling some heat after the news broke tho:
http://www.nypost.com/seven/03122008/news/regionalnews/govs_gal_identified_101632.htm
loyal reader "aclabia" asks the question.. is she worth $5k an hour?
http://www.pagesix.com/photo/ashley+dupre?page=0,0
i'd say more like 150 roses for 30 mins. jerzee shore represent!

march madness has started... even for the women. we may never see anything like this ever again. the women's utah bball team went undefeated in conference play this season.. 16-0. they lost in the quarterfinals to colorado state, who went 0-16 this season in conference play. anything is possible in college basketball this time of year.. it's sooo nuts. im pumped, someone spit in my mouth.

new look new york yankees: get tough. one big problem trying to switch from soft to tough: captain derek jeter. jeter is obviously a lover and not a fighter. his "number" of ladies is quite impressive. besides being the king of nyc, i give jeter a ton of credit and full responsibility of the yanks making those world series runs starting in the late 90's. remember that play in oakland when he flipped the off-line throw from right field to home in stride to tag out giambi at the plate? that was illmatic. that one play turned the yanks around from alvaro espinoza having poster nights at the stadium. ready for the bad jeter? him and arod standing next to each other while the yanks and mariners had a bench clearing brawl. two softies.. and now they're both the face of the yanks. i now understand why there is never any retaliation when the bosox hit jeter every series. its bc jeter is soft. joe torre was soft. i dont think the other players really wanna retaliate for soft players who wont get their back when ish hits the fan against them. know what i mean?
most recently in a spring training game of all things, a rays rookie ran over a yankee catcher francisco cervelli at home plate, who actually broke his wrist:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=S5mrg_AUgE8
derek jeter had no response about the play to the media and pretty much brushed it off.
on weds, shelly duncan slid high cleats first into 2nd base that started a spring training brawl. i am pretty sure jeter wasnt about to throw down.
so when jeter gets hit, why should there be any retaliation when the captain is so passive. joe torre was a zen like passive puss too. jeter and arod both need to man up for the new girardi yanks.. otherwise, yanks may be the bosox btch for a few more years. that would be bad.

its been circulating around a lot. so if u haven't seen it yet, here's some clean fun stuff:
http://glumbert.com/wii/view.php?name=baddayoffice

does jenna jameson look like a duck or what. that is all i'll say before her bf (ortiz) beats me up. talk about plastic surgery gone bad:
http://awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/007447.html

enjoy:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2007_swimsuit/models/jessica_white/07_jessica_white_9.html

enjoy this more:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2008_swimsuit/models/jarah-mariano/08_jarah-mariano_4.html

the houston rockets have won 20 games in a row. impressive. think they will miss yao in the playoffs tho. carl landry and chuck hayes are not gonna cut it as front court presence.

mexicans are ambitious and have a plan. work manual intensive labor filled jobs for a few years, and go back home with some loot in ur pocket. yea the work in the u.s. is often undesirable and demeaning, but they are working towards the end of that rainbow. its a goal, and i admire their work ethic and humbleness to achieve it.

some bubbles have burst for the ncaa tournament. mostly due to a few teams who've won their conference tournaments that shouldn't have. i hope the committee really doesn't plan on sending 3 teams from the wcc conference. that would be the worst thing to happen to this tournament since cwebb's timeout. i can't wait for the tournament this year for one reason only.. "one shining moment" being the best song ever... well, next to "put it in ur mouth".

g strings are soooooo 2007. check out c strings:
https://www.cstringdirect.com/

no g strings or c strings herrre, but a good dose of socal's finest:
http://www.insomniacslounge.com/2008/03/why-everyone-should-hope-ucla-goes-deep.html

so who is the nba mvp.. kobe or lebron? this article sums it up well:
http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/7904178?MSNHPHMA
its not ur turn yet bron bron.

my boy 'sriracha sauce' was in N'Awlins for a bachelor party recently. the following is a true story with name and employer edits only to keep confidential:
"yeah...was pretty crazy times. good food....
this one kid was crazy, he works with "T" at a highly reputable bank of sorts...but he was nuts. i guess every bar there, at the door, they have these plastic cups, so you can walk around the streets w/ ur drinks as long as you pour it in there....so basically means, you are never not dirnking.....anyway's...one kid hooked up with some girl in the bathroom at a bar......some other kid brought some girl back at like 5am...then hooked up with her while sharing a room with these 2 other guys...kinda weird.....we almost saw a homeless man get eaten by a dog......another kid was supposed to fly out at 6am on sunday...but missed his flight, called up some girl he hooked up with, then stay until tuesday hooking up with that girl and her gf......
T's cousin who is 6'5" and pretty big....apparently got beatdown, but does not remember it at all...we saw him at breakfast on saturday morning and he had a fat lip...and a huge red mark on his neck like someone choked him to death.....we believe he was at a gentlemans club, was so drunk, he kept getting lap dances but wasnt paying for them....then the bouncers beat him down....but this is unconfirmed....
then...we almost got into a fight/arrested cuz some dude threw his drink at a passing car....the car stopped and out comes an off-duty cop and his friend......
you will like bourbon st. though...you will get crunk, and then there's a nice strip of gentlemans clubs all right next to each other.....you should drink plenty of these drinks called "hand grenades"....mmm. "
the Athletic Supporter has learned from a face to face conversation that "hurricane" is a good drink to buy girls.

selection show sunday. st pattys day monday. spitzer is gonna party last wknd as gov.

happy friday, have a great weekend!

bring in the blind black governator

the Athletic Supporter feels like he's hit the wall with going out a little too much lately. taking care of gmb is tough work!

a wise young lady once told me an old proverb... people are always looking for 1 of 3 things in life: a job, a place to live, or a relationship.

double shots of warm jack are bad news.

top 5 centers in the L 2008:
5. tyson chandler
4. andrew bogut
3. zydrunas ilgauskus
2. yao ming
1. dwight howard

only thing i wanna know is why i get looked over/
i guess i'll understand when i get more older/
big brother saw me at the bottom of the totem/
now i'm at the top and everybody on the scrotum/

how do u measure the greatness of an athlete? there are so many factors to consider. the era which they are playing in, # of championships, caliber of teammates, stats, etc.
people wanna argue who's the L's mvp.. kobe or lbj. people wanna argue where brett favre ranks amongst the best qb's in history. people wanna argue who's the better short stop wayne tolleson or rafael santana. its just too hard to compare fairly. just like john brown, i think everyone is their own entity.
if we go by championships, then eli manning is just as good as brett favre. if we go by teammates, well, even mj didnt win w/o scottie and vice versa. if we go by stats.. oscar robertson may be the best ever. he did avg a triple double for an entire season afterall.. no one has ever done that. go by era.. are u saying emmitt smith is better than jim brown?
put it to rest.. it is just not fair to compare the greatness of athletes. its just like comparing which is the best conference in college football or basketball. as colin cowherd intelligently put it.. there is no way to judge that. every conference is made up the same way.. a couple of elite teams, a couple of crappy teams, and a bunch of average teams.

time magazine man of the year candidate: governor eliot spitzer.
if u dont know, now u know. "mr. clean" is a dirty dude. http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/10/nyregion/10cnd-spitzer.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin

Traffic, traffic lookin' fo my chapstick/
feelin' kinda car sick/
hey, there's a Ford Maverick!

two months in a row i missed the pay date for my credit card. that's $70 down the drain just for late fees. what a loser.

dwayne wade is getting shut down for the rest of the season. that is the right move. don't pull a pistons and play ur star (grant hill) through an injury which can cost him his career. its all about getting urs.. and with his recovering knee injury, d.wade is not able to get his.
let the michael beasley sweepstakes begin.

daylights savings is like jet lag... my body is not used to it yet. more sunlight is indeed off da hizzle. summer is soon approaching.

soccer players are the biggest floppers. soccer fans are no floppers. what makes fans go so crazy? 80 people injured over soccer. that is just crazy.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DVHECSUoekA

i will not be participating in fantasy baseball this year, or ever again.

at one point this year, LA was a hotbed for ugliest basketball players. sam i am cassell for the clip show, and lorenzo mata -real for the ucla bruins.
other historical notables:
tyrone hill
gheorge muresan
popeye jones
new kid on the block:
joakim noah

ncaa hoops is just about to get a lot more interesting. conference tournaments this week, and then the big dance starting next week. the Athletic Supporter already knows who he will be picking for national champ.

who's older: dikembe mutumbo or el duque?

i am a sucker for infomercials. i want to order so much crap from tv.. hercules hook, zorbees, perfect push up, twin draft guard, orange glo, etc. who really needs this crap?.. but they look so cool! billy mays is a great salesperson.
i personally like the mighty putty the best right now. fix and seal anything, and make it last!
https://www.mightyputty.com/spark/index.php?ai=42