this is your brain on drugs..
just kidding. seriously tho, whatever happened to the crazies trying to pass regulation against serving sunnyside eggs. remember that? diners and breakfast places werent allowed to serve uncooked yolk for a minute. that was one of the dumbest attempts of law i've ever been part of. however, would it be dumb or smart to lower the drinking age to 18? some say lowering the limit to 18 years old will help lessen reckless drinking behavior. does that make sense? not me it doesnt. there will be more drunk driving, more drunken stomach pumps, and more drunken hookups. so i say yes, lower it.sod says, " She stopped drinking diet coke/ She on that coke diet"
do u think nba players chillin in the offseason are watching the olympics, and rooting for the redeem team? do they even care? 75% of the league is playing in the nba for the paycheck so they can buy 24" rims that spinnin spinnin spinnin. 20% actually love the game. 5% are too tall for other occupations.
can u imagine guy like eddy curry sitting at home cheering on kobe? i cant'.redeem team members melo, lbj, wade, and chris bosh were top 5 picks in the 2003 draft. of course we all know who went #2 after lbj..
dont give up on him just yet.. he's still only 23 years old. i can hear him saying.."i'm like diarrhea n*gga, u aint ready for this sh*t"
City to city, all the groupies they hop along/
Word get back, the wifey she like, "Stop the song"/
"I'm takin the kids to my momma's, I'm out, I'm gone!" - whoa!/
Momma was like, "Baby now, I hate to see your tears/
But I been with your daddy for bout 35 years/
And in my day, I had to turn a blind eye to cheatin/
but I ain't never had to wear no black eyes from beatings/
As long as he doin right, by you and the kids/
How you gon expect that man not to be who he is?/
I ain't sayin that it's right, but we often pay the price/
cause a woman's life is love, a man's love is life/
and he gon live it to the fullest/
and I ain't tryna pull you down, or sound like a broken record/
But you should know by now that ALL n*ggas is dogs/
who is this u ask? its charles tillman. cornerback, chicago bears. he's is the biggest fish in the entire nfl. worst cb in the league by far. i do not know how he has a starting job. he is the sole reason teams will move the ball down the field against the bear defense. im pretty sure even i can burn him on the post corner route. c'mon lovie, get rid of this fool!!i am happy to see kyle orton getting the nod over grossman tho. our fearless leader:
does ur toilet paper roll out over or under? studies show men prefer t.p. to go over, and women to go under. there's a joke in there somewhere, i just can't pinpoint it.
and speaking of sh*t related topics, guess who's making an appearance this saturday?
couple of more weeks, and football is officially here. rutgers mike teel is ready!
jimmy downtown says, click here for a funny youtube.
if ur bored this wknd, check out the Corean film festival
aznjavi's contribution:
usain bolt is a fast human. he's a track and field god at this point, and i'd say more athletically talented than michael phelps. bolt dominates opponents and is even able to taunt them a bit during an olympic event.
he's damn good at what he does, but i think his calling in life is to be a purse snatcher. aint no one catching him around the block.fyi, the womens jamaican track team is also layin it on the rest of the world too. watching them run makes me wanna eat jerk chicken and drink red stripe beer.
on another bolt note, why is jacques rogge hating on usain?.. bc bolt is having fun at a once in a lifetime event? goodness grief, someone get a chain and pick up truck so we can drag this colored man around some dirt roads to teach him a lesson in humility.
this is rogge.. if u see him on the street, spit on him.
he looks like a ton of fun.cougar of the day: michelle yeoh. 46 years old. raawr!
flavor of the day: alison stokke. she's legal, and knows how to work a pole.
