can u do me a flavor?

im starting to like this jam, i swear im not an h-mo:




this is more like me..




so, i've been trying to keep up with the presidential race but its really tough. i mean, the speeches are kinda boring to me. i feel like anyone who runs for prez is like a salesman trying to sell themselves for ur vote. they tell u the benefits of what they can do for u, and what the opponent cannot. i get distracted by their phoniness since most of the stuff they promise never come true anyways. call me a pessimist, but until the prez really comes thru with their goals and promises.. the cup will remain half empty of how i see them.
soon they will act like rappers who have an album release coming up and hit all the major markets to get their name out there. rappers hit all the radio stations in most states.. and the prez candidates will hit all the markets to go platinum.
didnt see much of the democratic national convention but i heard obama held it down with nice speeches. only thing i worry about him is his demeanor.. is he too soft?
i saw parts of the republican national convention. saw 1 black person in the crowd, and like 14 burning crosses. jk.

i feel like this year's election is going to tear apart the u.s... into increased racial tension. this whole black v. white thing is no good for nobody. i'll vote for obama.. i just hope he doesnt get assassinated by some crazy rednecks on his first day as prez. only reason i'd vote for mccain is to be able to see more of the alaskan cougar.. but thats not enough incentive, plus she's a crazy gun 'totin NRA member. i guess there are rednecks in alaska too.

she looks like she's ready to have it put right on her.



maybe she got one of these too..




anyhoo..
i used to work at a bakery with this guy.. he was about 6'5" white dude in his mid 30's, smoked a lot of herbs (probably for his glaucoma).. and def wasnte the brightest light on the xmas tree. i dont' think he ever knew the difference.. but everytime he wanted me to help him with something, he'd say.. "hey moon, can u do me a flavor?"



sriracha sauce donation for today's blog:
We have an early favorite for NFL story of the year. Cue ProFootballTalk.com:

"[Newly signed Lions running back Rudi] Johnson left his bags outside CEO Matt Millen's office while he met with team officials and, ultimately, worked out a deal with the team. So when Johnson came back to get his bags, they were nowhere to be found. Johnson and Millen were stumped. Enter the eye in the sky. The team checked the videotapes generated by the team's in-house surveillance system, and they quickly identified the culprit. So who might it have been? None other than Tatum Bell, who lost his gig with the Lions after Rudi arrived."

this is a nice way to scare off any team that had interest in signing u. good job tatum.





finally, the jigga man has spoken truth.. from the latest single "swagger" with t.i. and kanyeazie:
No one on the corner gotta bop like this/
can't wear skinny jeans cuz my knots don't fit/
No one on the corner gotta pocket like this/
so I rock Roc jeans cuz my knots so thick/



i will def watch this, and also buy a copy of the blu ray. thanks for the 411 stuey:
http://newyork.seriouseats.com/2008/09/beer-pong-tournament-movie-video.html




tropic thunder is funny.. robert downey is talented and ben stiller's role as the retarded boy is funny.. "u ma mma mmma make me ha hha happy"






i didnt realize how funny moving can be.. in certain situations:
when u are ready to relay furniture into destination.. "lets start to run a train"
when u are ready to move furniture up and down the stairs.. "u want top or bottom"
when u are ready to move furniture in the truck or elevator.. "guide it in"
when a box breaks during the move.. "be careful, sloppy box"




flavor of the day: cassie






hurricane hanna is coming, allegedly. probably a sprinkle or two. have a good wknd.

fat cats and natty lite

its great to have football back on tv. especially when the sport has so many interesting characters.
this homeboy has completely lost his mind.. which is why im starting like ocho cinco more and more. the nfl wide receiver formerly known as chad johnson has officially changed his name to "ocho cinco". im really starting to contemplate copycatting him and going with marty matsui legit.





can't believe its friggin september already.. the summer just flew by, didnt it? and if u havent noticed yet.. its starting to get dark around 7pm now. pretty soon.. u'll be going to work when its kinda morning dark.. and coming back home when its night dark. that should be fun. that just means more hours punched in by the street crawlers.



went down to new brunswick to watch rutgers first game of the season. had a fat koko before the game, and then a fat sam with egg after the game. oh yea, and a slice of pizza. drinking is so cheap at colleges.. although it tastes like every lite beer on tap is natty light. anyways, it also happened to be the wknd undergrad moves in for classes starting this week. college is wonderful. i can't wait to go back.









flavor of the day: emmanuelle chriqui... i <3 u.
she's a proud member of the dirty thirty club too... so borderline cougar even.