Oct 3, 2008

red stilletos confuse me




dooshbag/oasis singer noel gallagher.

he allegedly had another temper tantrum.. bc the new bond movie people asked jigga and alicia keys to do the soundtrack, instead of gallagher.. who is UK. he said, "It's a piss take that the greatest British agent of all time has to be soundtracked by a bunch of fucking Americans."




it's good and bad that there is so much parity in college football nowadays. yea its great that every weekend there will be close games and "upsets". can we even use the term "upset" anymore tho? teams are so much more evenly matched that "upset" is too strong of a word. the conference games are going to be more competitive and entertaining fo sho.. but what does this mean? there will not be a clear #1.. which will create more controversy. teams will beat each other up in conference play and since teams are capable of knocking off any other team on a given day.. who can pollsters really say the top 10 are? in my book.. ur all #1. jk.
anyways.. here's my top 10 recap going into the wknd..


1 Oklahoma (43)
oklahoma is #1 for now. so far the best team in the best conference, so i guess its worthy.

2 Alabama (21)
bama beat georgia.. a georgia team that is banged up. bama was up big, then barely hung on to win. saban and boosters are bringing in the athletes. probably the best team in 2nd best conference.. so i guess its worthy.

3 LSU
eh.. unproven qb. team overall probably playing better than they should. they wont last in top 3 for long.

4 Missouri (1)
mizzu would be lsu.

5 Texas
texas would beat lsu and probably give mizzu a tough game.

6 Penn State
psu is not a top 10 team. notorious developer for wannabe nfl rb's. big10 is a mediocre league.

7 Texas Tech
best passing attack in the country.. well, next to rutgers. 4th big12 team in top 10. tt would crush psu.. and probably beat lsu too.

8 Brigham Young
c'mon.. u have to be kidding me. #8?.. maybe #18.

9 USC
lost to oregon state.. but it was a let-down game. after completely spanking osu.. it must be tough to get up for oregon state as the next opponent. so much hype and hoopla for the osu game.. emotions mustve been deflated, especially after bending over osu. they're college kids after all.. ish happens. usc is still the most talented team in the country.. and will probably end up playing for national championship by end of year.

10 South Florida
talented but not top 10. lost to pitt thurs nite. much like the big10, big east is mediocre this year.



travis henry just got busted on a cocaine deal.
homey is hustlin to make 9 separate child support checks i guess. remember when nate newton got busted on drugs.. and not a small amount. he was u-hauling 213 lbs of marijuana.

nate said he was ready to make $75k on each transaction. with that kinda loot it wouldnt even be rain at the club, it would straight up be a tropical storm.




do u know who this is?
it's the lovely heather locklear's mugshot after being arrested last week for suspicion of dui.



for the first time in my life, i sat down and watched a political debate. the VP Debate. i felt so growns up. anyways, i was listening and trying to get a feel for where they stood on certain topics. it's tough to get a feel for where they stand since they hardly ever answer the damn question. so when biden and palin start going off on tangents.. thats when they lose my attention. thankfully.. producer of the debate, the camera men, and i were on the same page. when the vp hopefuls started rambling.. the cameras started wandering. and every time the camera angle was from the backdrop.. pointing towards the crowd, all i could focus on were sarah palin's red shoes.
they almost looked like stripper stilletos..and when she started winking at the camera... i wasnt sure where i was for a minute.. i instinctively reached into my pocket for dollar bills. she's such a stiffler's mom.



thanks to stuey for passing this along.. korean restaurant week.



flavor of the day: kelly brook








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Sep 30, 2008

get FOC'd UP!

after the tsunami song aired on the morning show of hot97.. i deleted the station from my presets in the car. since then, i have not listened to hot97 at all, and i will continue my hate. miss jones was responsible for airing that trash.. and if i ever see this nasty btch on the street, i'd spit on her.


but even worse.. the crazy btch co-host.. who happens to be an asian, let all this go down. miss info is a coward. i think she still works at that radio station after all that too. she's just a stuupid oriental.

i did not write "nice ass" on this pic.. and it's a joke anyways. looks like she needs to hit a stairmaster instead of sitting down on a couch all day.

anyways.. killa brought this to my attention.. here's some 50 versus t.i. news that came out of the retarded radio station. 50 calling t.i. a snitch for getting a lesser sentence from his felony gun charges:

According to Hot97 personality Miss Jones, 50 Cent attacks T.I. on a track titled “You So Tough” saying:
Nowadays this rap sh*t ain't adding up/ How n*ggas get caught with 10 machine guns, only get 12 months?/Oo-weee, don't talk to me/ If you talking to him, you talking to them.../I got the best lawyers that money can buy/ they say at best they woulda got me 10 or maybe 9./I said, how do you explain how the homie breezed?/They said, you keep your mouth shut or you eat the cheese."





t.i. is a gangster and i will not believe these rumors.
stacks on deck.. patron no ice.. we can pop bottles all nite.. baby you can have whatever you like..





yanks and mets close the season without reaching the playoffs. i can't recall the last time this happened. very unacceptable.. especially with the payrolls for each team. final year of yankee stadium and shea stadium.. both dont make playoffs, and they finish with identical records.

i clearly remember late august/ early september when all the met fans were doggin on the yankee fans for being out of the playoff hunt. i hope two years in a row of collapse will teach met fans how to be humble. thank you scott schoeneweis.

fact is.. all the mets had to do is win the series against the marlins and they wouldve at least played a 1 game playoff, but they couldnt do it. if u lose a series to the marlins on the final wknd of baseball with playoffs at stake.. u dont deserve to be in the playoffs. the mets bullpen isnt entirely to blame either.. come on, how do you really expect to win a game scoring only 2 runs. the mets bats went dead cold.
the brew crew won their series against the cubs.. the best team in the Quad-A. the brew crew knew they had to win, and they did. they belong in the playoffs. clutch pitching and clutch hitting. ryan braun..


look at it this way met fans.. the mets bats are so streaky and the bullpen is so horrid that even if they made the playoffs, they wouldve just gotten embarassed anyways. might as well end the disappointments early. there was no way they'd win the Quad-A to play in the world series. probably better off this way.

what's next for both squads? who knows. the yanks have to get rid of abreu fo sho. i wouldnt mind if they brought back giambi for far less loot. hopefully the yanks will cough up some $ for cc sabathia. rumors already say he wants to go back home to cali and play for the angels, unless there is an offer he can't refuse. im sure the yanks will sign veterans who arent worth the money.. they'll probably wanna extend posada's contract 3 more years and sign chili davis out of retirement, or bring back kyle farnsworth and lock up sidney ponson to a long term deal.
better yet, the yanks probably wont recognize the fact pitching wins.. and they'll probably spend all their money on mark texeira.
give me pitching.. bring back muss.. i'll even bring back carl pavano for the right price. bring me aj burnett. i'll take any live arms.
the mets are in a similar situation. they need bullpen help in the worst way. i think rick aguilera is available.



in a season with little to celebrate or be proud of.. here is one thing to clap up. first time and oldest pitcher to win 20 games.. muuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssss.





remember this?
call carlos beltran the luckiest man in new york. and he should probably send a-rod a thank you card. carlos hits .284 with 27 homers and 112 rbi. is this 7 year $119 million stats? i think not. there is so much publicity around a-rod.. his inability to perform in clutch situations, his divorce, etc.. that everyone forgets about how carlos beltran is not playing the way everyone expected him to. remember how he earned the fat contract?.. with the astros, he carried them offensively in the playoffs. batting .284 isnt exactly $119million worthy.




anyhoo.. enough about baseball. season is OVER. bring on full time football and pre season hoops!



in jersey city, nj.. the mayor is trying to approve an ordinance to control illegal guns. he proposes... one person can purchase only one gun per month. sounds reasonable no? well, people are appealing this.. and want to take it to the u.s. supreme court.



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