BTE

tgif mofos!!

eli manning was on letterman the other nite. he showed some signs of being a human with a tiny bit of sense of humor. when letterman asked manning of what he thought about cheatin coach bill belichik sneakin into the locker room early... manning responded, i dunno maybe he wanted to beat traffic. HIIIYYOOOOOO!

straight hate on the pats in this link.. thanks for sharing it stuey matsui: http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2008/02/just-quick-reminder-to-patriots-fk-you.html

he is definitely no colin cowerd, but max kellerman is funny.. especially for a jew. he hosts a morning slot on espn 1050, which cowherd used to. kellerman's show uses a term called "t-fag". it stands for "typical football analyst guy". i dont really wanna get into it, but i just find t-fag to be a funny term. not nearly as funny as jtj (joe the jew) or ajtj (asian joe the jew).. those are more original.

check out www.themikegillshow.com .. espn 1040. he likes rutgers a lot.. and unbias philly fan.

we will soon find out if shawn marion is a legit ball player, or just a product of steve-nash-will-get-u-easy-buckets system. marion could be like kmart and not be nearly the player without a playmaking pg.

its unfair i can't hail a cab in nyc bc i am colored. sound like a joke? test it.. bc i have already, twice. have one of ur caucasian buddies on one side of the street and a colored friend on the other side. i will bet u steak that the cabbies will go to the caucasian. its pretty funny.

do u know the difference between being robbed and being burglarized? robbed ie... is when u are approached walking down the street and have belongings stolen from u. burglarized ie...is when ur home has been vandalized and property stolen while u are not home. knowing is half the battle.

happy lunar new year!.. if u believe in that. i believe ur birthday should be ur happy new year. makes sense no?

when did yao get so good at english?

scarlett johansson may be the perfect female on earth... she's vuluptuous, got that dirty sexy look.. to match her scratchy voice, AND she's got high speed internet connections. lauren london's got some comp. http://wwtdd.com/index.phtml?t=SCARLETT+JOHANSSON

all-time fav nickname for a girl that was the most "memorable".... BTE (best time ever).

is it a requirement for every cute chick to have a not-so-cute friend to act as the gatekeeper/c-block? whats up with that??

how annoying is peter gammons. i think i hate him more than i hate stephen a smith. journalists are supposed to be objective right? peter gammons obviously forgot that minor detail. being from boston, he can twist and turn anything into the favor of the bosox.. and hate on the yanks. he'll say something like.. yes i do not completely agree, but some experts consider derek jeter as a solid all around player, but let's not forget about julio lugo who is right there with him... and lets not forget the great history of bosox ss's.. jeter is in the mold of spike owen and will reach owen's status by the time his career is over. gammons is stephen A w.o the yelling.

few people have recently called me a racialist. i am not... i am just what my upbringing environment led me to. i grew up in a small middle-upper class town of immigrants.. mostly white, some asian, and some other, and 1 black family. i never heard of albania before i met my buddy in 7th grade. i thought he said he was albino at first, but the pigment of his skin wasnt too pale so i was confused. i will never let my irish buddy forget the fact he walked into the first day of 1st grade with a suit and tie on. what a herb. i used to do english homework for a big costa rican kid in middle school.. bc he gave me extra lunch money for doing it, and plus the fact he could beat me if i didnt. but jokes on who?.. i was doing english homework when i still til this day have issues with words more than 2 syllables. i got a half ecuadorian-half german buddy that is one of the most unique people ive ever encountered. today i get a voicemail from him.. "yo u north korean communist bastard, why arent u picking up ur phone.. whatever man, u better be practicing math or something" and hung up. so i called him back and said "i hope that republican gets into office so u and ur people are sent packing back to mexico, u border jumper". u see... its allllll love.

i can't believe i got a technical foul in my hoops game for merely suggesting to the ref to get down on his knees and perform fellatio on an opposing player. it was just a suggestion... plus, i couldve been a helluva lot more vulgar than that.

carefully evaluate ur work ethic before tackling on more projects at the office. this week, ive been going in early to get some ish done that my cfo requested.. and he told me that this would be the last time i'd have to do this project, and i wouldnt have to do this again bc another assistant will be hired next week. so ive been chipping away day by day and getting my ish done.. working towards that light at the end of the tunnel knowing i will never have to do this crap again. today i find out that even tho the assistant will be hired, i will still have to continue to do this same crap bc the ceo said i've been doing a good job of it. what kinda ish is that!?!?
so moral of the story is.. dont work too fast or too diligent for any reason.. bc it will just give u added responsibility u dont want.

cool kids: http://blog.rhapsody.com/2008/02/exclusive-cool.html

go up to a random girl that u have not uttered a single word to, and when she's not even looking directly at u, say this to her to grab her attention.. it is one of my fav lines theathleticknee likes to say.. big up to the athleticknee:
u: (firmly) 300
girl: what??.. what's 300..
u: oh, i thought u asked me how much i benched.

have a fun weekend mutherbeetches..

19-0

it's a beautiful thing... 5:30pm and still light out. soon enough the weather will be warm, the sun will be out later, and chicks in the city will be flashing more skin. flashinnnn lightsss..
"And the weather is so breazy/
man why cant life always be this eazy/
she in the mirror dancing so sleazy/
I get a call, like where are you deazy"

i'm starting to believe my wallet is allergic to cash. i dont even carry one around anymore bc of its temporariness. gonna cut out the step of actually having to open a wallet. might save me like 25 wasted minutes a year. damn im productive. is temporariness a real word.

dickie v is set to return weds nite and broadcast his first game since battling illness in his throat for the past couple of months. doctors discovered lacerations in his vocal cords, which were almost cancerous. imagine if dickie v couldnt talk?.. imagine if he had to talk out of his neck like those dudes in the cigarette commercials?? that means he wouldnt be able to swim again! no, fo'real tho.. it would be a cruel twist of fate for dickie v to lose his most valuable asset. it would be like shakira or beyonce needing bo jackson hip replacement surgery and not being able to shake their tailfeathers. dickie v was put on this planet to motivate and entertain using his boisterous voice. im glad he's bizzack and doing more ncaa hoop games. college basketball wouldnt be the same without him.. and it missed him these past weeks.

there was over 50k pounds of paper shredded to make confetti for the ny giants parade. there were a reported 2 million band wagon ny giant fans also present. still have to believe "fans" in miami and los angeles are the worst in the country when it comes to being band wagoners. how does the second largest market in the u.s. (l.a.) not have a football team?? only porn generates more revenue than football in this country and l.a. doesnt have ONE team. the "fans" have a lot to do with that. the nj nets, win or lose, can't put people in the seats... at least its consistent.

i love getting into work by 7:30am. LOVE IT. cfo might catch a letter opener in the neck this week.

i've been told a couple of times that i can be pretty care-free and unemotional. yesterday at work, i got a call from one of my shipping people saying they need to leave work early bc his grandma passed away. my first reaction is.. ouch, sorry to hear that. and i genuinely meant that. but my next instinct is... why do u wanna go already, its only 9:30am, i really need u to stay.. she's dead, she aint going no where.. go check her out at 4pm. seriously, she's dead, nothing will change that. i know its wrong. maybe its bc i never really knew my grandparents and dont know the type of relationship one can form with their grandparents.. or maybe its bc im an insensitve prick about some things.

i once gave my friends little brother "the razor's edge" onto a bean bag and he poop'd his pants. literally. it smelled awful.

top 5 drunken foods in nyc:
5. corner of 53rd/6th avenue gyro street-meat
4. gray's papayas
3. kunjip and bonchon at 30-deuce
2. self serve 7-11 nachos w cheese n "beef"
1. corner of 36th/8th avenue halal PIZZA.

mtv cribs shows a lot of cool houses. a feature i really liked came from ice-t's house.. he had a vending machine for all of his grubbin guests. big boi of outkast had a corner stage with gold pole for after parties in his basement. redman had a sleeping bag for his cousin to sleep in.

"shaq is rich. the white man who signs his check..is wealthy. 'Ahh here you go Shaq, go buy yourself a bouncing car. Bling bling!'" they spinnin ngga they spinnin they spinnin

allegedly, when randy moss caught the go-ahead td, pats players started inviting giants players to their super bowl after-parties. plax and amani were not too happy bout that. and we all know what haps on the ensuing giants possession.. talkin trash, just like hustling, gets u no where but hurt.

amani btw reportedly played the 4th qu with a broken hand. gangster.

i need to be educated on why catholics get ash on their foreheads. what is the significance?.. please school me.

latest nba rumor has shaq being traded to the suns for marion and marcus banks. initially, the athletic supporter thought shaq is too old and not productive.. and it would be a stupid trade for the suns bc of their run'n'gun style. but the diesel could quite possibly be an imposing threat in a 7 game series come playoff time. suns fast paced style is not suited for the playoffs.. and maybe after 5 yrs, they finally realized this. strategic half court offense wins in playoffs. even the average sports intelligent athletic supporter, such as myself, knows this.

before the super bowl, the pats got a patent for "19-0".

happy hump day. the week is all downhill from herrre.. booya!

18 - 1

another blurry wknd.. i dunno where the time goes. i guess half of it is spent on working off a hangover, and the other half is spent on being f'd up. saturday was one of the rare nites where i did not walk out of bartending with a buzz. i can count on one hand how many times that has happened in 3-4 years.

unless ur a girl that despises football or gay male, by now u already know the ny giants knocked off the mighty patriots to win super bowl 42. the Athletic Supporter predicted the pats to win by a touchdown in the previous post, and is delighted he is wrong. f the pats.
it would've been somewhat cool to see a team go 19-0, since that is a once in a lifetime type of event, but very happy it wasnt the pats to achieve eternal grace.

terms like or related to "once in a lifetime" are very meaningful to the Athletic Supporter.

b-rad, unlatch ur lips from the muffler.. its just football.

"And I heard 'em say, nothin ever promised tomorrow today./
(Nothing's ever promised tomorrow today.)/
But we'll find a way/
(And nothing lasts forever but be honest babe, it hurts but it may be the only way)"

pam oliver is no slouch, but the game wouldve been so much better with sideline reporting from erin andrews. ms. andrews has the right mix of looking lovely... and yet looks like the type who's dtf or receiving the hbi.

there is no place in football for a red carpet. what has happened to the superbowl? red carpet was bad enough, but having ryan seacrest host it?? two wrongs dont make one right.

during the game, my buddy's gf asked what tom brady was wearing on his wrist. people told her it is a mini playbook sewed onto a sweat band. i told her it is an etcha-sketch to draw up plays in the huddle.

plaxico burress predicted the pats offense would not score more than 17 points. pats scored 14.

bill belichik and his adam sandler red hooded sweatshirt was quite the sight. and why would bill leave the field early?.. leaving his team behind too. what a punk.

super bowl rings: eli manning - 1. tiki barber - 0.
super bowl mvp's: eli manning - 1. tiki barber - 0.
guess we all know who the real problem was. talk trash now tiki..

jeremy shockey looked crunk up in his vip box... haha box.

what was randy moss doing after he scored the td?.. the swim thing? if u know the reason, please share the significance.

super bowl commercials werent that great. the coke commercial with the balloon floats was ok.. and the will ferrell bud light commercial made me giggle.

is it ok for dudes to enjoy JT music?.. im a fan.

i was on the same flight with michael strahan this past summer going to vegas. he was his usual friendly, smiley self. his ghetto gap is so much wider in person. i wanted to slide my index finger thru it.

football season is over... sundays are now free to do even less. march madness is quickly approaching. the ncaa basketball championship is better than any other sports championship game bc the segment at the end with the song "one shining moment". fa shizzle.

american gladiator is back on tv. a network should bring g.l.o.w. back too.

k-state freshman phenom Michael Beasley's mom says, "People hear I have five kids from four fathers, and I know what they think, but the truth is, they're the only four men I've ever been with."

facebook superpoke was fun.. for about 3 days. im over it. the chuck norris application rocks.

its fun to point out people with mullets, people wearing members only jackets, and people who where stunna shades at nite.

welcome back to work.. now get back to it right after reading theathleticknee.blogspot.com