first and foremost.. R.I.P
Bernie Mac and
Isaac Hayes.
espn mag predicts RU to finish 7th in the big east. im shocked. the writers are hating on the running game. kordell young and mason robinson are capable rb's.. and im fairly certain that they will play well this season. ray rice was great and will be missed, but the running game will be fine... and the passing game will be one of the best in the country. teel is competent, tiquan and britt are one of the best duos out there, and kevin brock is improving at te. as unfair it is to say.. the team will go far as only mike teel brings them.
senior qb should be able to carry them better than 7th place in the much improved and underrated big east. also, don't forget about jobu.. its rumored pat white of wvu learned how to play the qb position by watching jobu's h.s. game tapes. fo'real tho.. i think rutgers could potentially finish the season with 1 or 2 losses. the defense returns a very strong secondary, and the front 7 should be better than they were last year. but i kinda like going into the season as an underdog. there is no pressure for the team.who are the best at what they do? it takes a special human to be better than everyone else at one thing. here are a few of the g.o.a.t.s....
MJ in hoops, Tiger in golf, Roger Federer in tennis, Joe Montana of quarterbacks, Dean Smith of college hoops coaching, Brian Cashman of GM'ing, Tony Hawk of skateboarding, Kaz Matsui of 2nd basemen and Alyssa Milano of groupies,
Tupac/Biggie in rap, Dave Chappelle in comedy, Russell Simmons of music, Rachel Ray of good & easy eats, the harvard dropout who is richer than rich by creating facebook and helping completely waste ur time on the internet, scot van pelt in espn anchors, dr. james andrews in sports surgeries, drew rosenhaus in sports agenting, Pacman Jones of making it rain then trying to take the money back, Jenna Jameson of porn...
Buffie the Body in booties..
but there is one g.o.a.t. who is 100% freak of nature, im not talking about his lisp..
michael phelps is an absolute beast. so what if he is given world class training facilities to prepare for olympics unlike most of the rest of the world, or wears speedos that may help him swim through the water faster.. or if he gets to swim in the inside lanes, away from the gutter outside lanes that have more water movement to potentially slow him down.. it doesnt matter. homeboy is half man half fish. beleee' dat.
in the words of Jimmy Downtown.. "NJ Represent!!"
it gets good towards the end.
what has happened to the once cute and tight body of jennifer love hewitt?? one too many whoppers after dark. before and after pics..
so.. before sharing the next link, i wanna get schooled on something. i hope someone can school me. "spanish" people are from spain right? describing people from central/south america as "spanish" is incorrect, correct? they should be called latino/hispanic right? or of course called from the country they inhabit. ie brazilian, mexian, dominican, etc.
is it like calling all asian people chinese or oriental? spanish should be used to describe people from spain right? anyways..
srirachua sauce brought this to my attention and it's been getting some press last couple of days. i've never really liked people from spain to start with.. especially guys like rafael nadal and pau gasol. gasol criticized american food during his first year in the nba.. calling it almost inedible. he had food flown in from spain.
spaniards seem arrogant to me, but now i know they're arrogant and very ignorant. even more reason to hate on the RETARDED SPANIARDS.
people at my work still use the word "oriental" and i think to myself.. what f'n racialists. are they stuck in 1970 or something? then i realize, they are all small-townies and never really got out much to see the rest of the world or experience interacting with many different races. im surprised they don't refer me as the colored boy in the company.anyways, i hope spain's plane ride back in the ocean... or better yet, it crashes in to my office when im out during lunch. that would rock. i'd come back from lunch to pee on the flames.
if i could be one other male for a day, i often wished it was michael jordan.. more so in the past couple of years, i wish i could be derek jeter for a day. ive concluded the other male i'd like to be for a day is matthew mcconaughey. this is his recent baby momma:
sriracha sauce and mushin muhammed are officially on my ish-list:
"That's right. It's where receivers go to die.''
--Carolina wide receiver Muhsin Muhammad on his time in Chicago. He returned to Carolina this offseason after a frustrating three-year run with the Bears
here are the official olympic condom ads..
as of right now, it seems as if the women's dream team will have an easier time winning the gold medal than the redeem team. redeem team has a ton of raw athleticism, but we will soon see what they can do once they are forced to play half court offense against some of the better teams in the world. they better f'n penis-whip spain on saturday a lot worse than they did to greece. greece is not a good team, they're ok, i dont know why espn is getting their panties moist over that win. but womens hoops is a wrap..
former RU great and current pg of the womens team will bring the team to the promised land.
flavor of the day: kim glass - u.s. womens volleyball.
6'2".. and jumps thru the roof. sounds like perfect breeding partner if u ask me. i think i <3 her.
