sasha's bad karma will doom the lake show

so i think i finally figured out how to add video, pics, and links onto this damn blog. this is my test run.. hopefully it works.

one of the best clips of allllll time.. the reactions are so priceless:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PDMyArnIdzY&feature=related

i jumped back in fright the other day picking up my mail after i saw the cover of espn mag this month:

that is one scary dude. i am only scurred of two people in this world.. even just by looking at them on tv.. kimbo and suge knight.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qSLBZBxsm34&feature=related

only sod would know how to get a pic up on the blog for the initial test run. where have u been all of my life ms park:














the self imposed curfew needs adjustments. it was too ambitious to try and go home at 2am. the idea is good, but its more reasonable to understand what the actual premise is.. its to get out of the bar/club by 2am. stop drinking by 2am. i think its ok to to eat or hang out until a little past 2am, but trying to go straight home at 2am is rough. i cannot lie. but with some practice, going home at 2am could probably happen but just not right off the bat. one other good thing is that with the 2am thought in my head all night, it helps me be more responsible and not get too crazy... which are both very good things. curfew is in effect, and im looking fwd to it.

its hard to believe june is here already. next 3 months are sure to fly by.. not sure which season is better in the nyc area.. summer or holiday season. there are pros and cons of both obviously.. but i think i prefer the summer, even thru the stench of dried up dog pee and late nite rats looking for meals on the sidewalks.

nba finals. lake show v. the c's. this is truly a tough call. if i had to put money on it, i'd say the lake show in 7 only bc the nba is a fixed league and the team with the league mvp should have the referee/david stern edge. but since i am not putting money on it, i will say the c's in 6. besides, im a ray allen fan.. and i cannot.. will not.. root for a team with this fagg on it.. especially after shooting that 3 at the end of the spurs series. that is just not good karma. i guess it's fitting he plays for LA.. he pretty much describes what socal is.

im starting to really dig this song.. by the roots crew.

on a day like monday, i need to listen to music like this.. call me what u want, but this is one of my fav songs of all time.. puts me in a good mood.

ice cream truck drivers are gangster like denzel

nothing beats pizza in the nyc metro area. bagels too. its supposedly the water that makes the difference in pastry, bagels, pizza, etc.. bc all of the ingredients are the same except for the water. "how i met your mother" is an entertaining show. lily said the pizza in california was bad. and u know if they say it on tv, it's true. barney is my hero.

kg on theo ratliff the other nite:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=d-F7xJW4_zA

watermelon soju is a staple drink of gama. but this would be so much cooler instead of scooping it out with a ladle. stuey matsui and his internet resourcefulness:
http://www.seriouseats.com/required_eating/2008/05/ how-to-make-a-watermelon-keg.html

i cant believe doug collins got the bulls job over avery johnson.. and isaiah.
with the 6th pick in the 2008 nba draft, the new york knicks select:
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news;_ylt=AhosZ5QJwwGXw PMEPSc3PYA5nYcB?slug=jn-nbacharacter052908&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

as suspected.. the nba fix is on again. just like when the bulls went up 3-0 in the finals against the sonics in the finals and it went to game 7 for the bulls to win at home... and just like when the blazers got robbed by the refs in the worst officiated 4th quarter ever against the lakers, and same thing with the kings v. lakers...the commish has put in word for a lakers v. celtics final. give me a break.. all the players and coaches even said derek fisher fouled brent barry.. i'd show u a clip but i think the commish put an end to it on youtube:
http://youtube.com/results?search_query=barry+fisher&search_type=
that non call at the end of the game was worse than the phantom foul call on hubert davis by scottie pippen in the eastern conference finals.
the lake show will prob end up winning the finals.. since kobe won the mvp and all. thats right.. the nba and sponsors and fans all love kobe again.. even after colorado. i love kobe too. the black mamba is the best player in the L.. he's a 4th quarter killa, bigger shot than big shot bob, and closest gifted player since MJ.. thats right, kobe is, not lbj. at least boston will lose in a championship game again. best record in the regular season.. not just the nfl, but nba too. and no rings. 18-1!
is it just me, or does anyone else look forward to the tnt halftime show more than the games itself. ernie, kenny, and cb are good peoples. cwebb holds his own too.

im excited to watch a movie in the theater.. and no, its not sex in the city. it's indiana jones. i havent seen a movie in the theater since.. 300? or spiderman 3? spiderman 3 is the worst movie ever made so that doesn't count.

im not sure who wants to get slapped harder.. dude with mullets, or dudes who wear sunglasses at nite. i think the evening sunglass wearers need to get choked actually.. just like how wayne brady would do:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eiT3YnB0P60&feature=related

is will ferrell funny or what. he's up there with dave chappelle. ferrell looks funny and has the best poker stone face ever when making dumb jokes:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pjoMOe5WP_I&feature=related
i need myself a flint tropics jackie moon jerzee. i would rock that with stunnas at nite to the club.

richard hamilton wears a mask even tho he doesnt need to. allen iverson started the arm sleeve fad when he had "tendinitis" but doesnt need to wear one anymore either.. the commish allegedly forces him to cover up some "gang" tattoos on his arms.. u know, for the kids.

denzel is a gangster:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HIlKtFEmWeQ&feature=related

not sure which lyrical genius this is, but i heard it on the radio today.. and sure enough, i was in awe of how this rapper's use of creative vocabulary:
"i gave her a nickname, i call her wet-wet, by the time im done with her, i'll need a new bed set"

whats happened to eminem? he went from owning radio city music hall at the mtv awards, to doing a good job of playing himself on 8 mile.. to retired? eminem is more retired than jigga. sad to watch jigga go out the way he is doing now.

what is the #1 killer of teens? no its not cancer, aids, or suicide.. its motor vehicle accidents. it can happen to anyone at anytime, so buckle up. a state trooper once said.. he never had to unbuckle a dead person from a car accident. seat belts saves lives.

does it get any better than this?.. the color commentating is the best part:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lCry7m_Z4pI&feature=related

two ice cream trucks were having a turf war in NJ. it got so bad that one ice cream guy accused the other guy of attacking and slashing him with a razor... but ended up coming clean telling the po-po that he stabbed himself. i can't make this stuff up.

this movie is so f'ing money:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qhmcJ7Zg5ko&feature=related