the gun show

few quick hitters to start..
west virginia mounteer football player.. who has one of the best names in sports:
http://michigan.scout.com/a.z?s=162&p=8&c=1&nid=2303707
guess he must be good too.. being recruited by UM as well. foregone conclusion.. with a name like boogie allen, u must be an athlete.

courtesy of stuart matsui. is that a frank sanders jerzee??
http://straightcashhomey.net/

beyonce says her alter ego name is "sasha fierce". she's dumb.

if you were wondering why the cinncinnati bengal formerly known as chad johnson's football jerzee does not say "ocho cinco" is bc of the hassle.



we take a lot of things for granted. one of the things that people overlook all the time is how dangerous getting in a car really is. maybe bc it's so routine and chances of safe journeys are likely.. but its not crazy to think about the dangers of driving.

u can get into an accident at any moment. usually it's not even ur fault too.. who knows what other drivers are doing. who knows where their mind is at.. they mightve had a bad day and not focused on the road. maybe a driver just lost their job, or their personal life is in shambles. maybe they're drunk or high. who knows. people these days have a lot of stress and things on their mind.
where am i going with this? i have no idea. driving is danGerous, so buckle up. end of story.




jimmy downtown says.. obama has skills!





should i have been offended?


2 co-workers were talking about what they did over the wknd..
white worker 1: oh i had really good dim sum on sunday
white worker 2: what's dim sum
white worker 1: its like these small dishes of food, and the waiter keeps bringing them out.
white worker 2: sounds interesting, sortve like brazilian meat place
white worker 1: u never had dim sum?
(pause)
white worker 1: (yells across room to me) YOU KNOW DIM SUM RIGHT!?
yellow worker: yea, its like chinese tapas.

why the hell would "worker 1" assume i know what dim sum is? bc i'm ornamental? damn racialist.




top 5 college movies of 1995-1999:
5. tommy boy
4. dumb and dumber
3. billy madison
2. braveheart


















1. friday
damn.. 1995 was 13 years ago.



to go along with the movie theme.. jimmy downtown brings in another entertaining political youtbe:



heard about this on the radio. comical spoof on sarah.. i wanna get the blu ray dvd. who's nailin paylin?






what does cresskill and hempstead have in common? both are for gangsters only.
common cresskill news

occasional hempstead news



i am addicted to panera bread. f subway $5 footlongs. whoaaa..




the news is dumb. what is news on tv? its to inform and educate the public of important events.
so why do they play games so much. the other morning matt lauer on nbc says.. "stay tuned to learn about a dangerous baby stroller defect that could put thousands in danger"
wtf is that all about?? sounds pretty damn important.. baby's lives are in danger and we have to wait until after commercial break to find out the details? seriously.. whats wrong with this world.






darius miles got waived one week before the start of the nba season. what a shame. damn u bill walker for beating him out. hopefully D will find a job this upcoming season. i miss the clippers of old.. miles, Q, lamar, elton, mcinnis, kandi man, maggette. that was a fun team to root for.






is tom brady's career in jeopardy?





i never get tired of watching this. officially my mostest favoritest dunk. the audio is awesome.. "right on scola's head!!":





robbi cano works out at the gym i go to.


he is there all the time.. around 6pm, which i think is odd since thats regarded as peak hours. i would think he'd go mid day when there arent a lot of people around. anyways, no one really chats with him. i guess people are respecting his privacy.
cano is there with a trainer and some other latin dude i can't figure out. its good to see he's taking the offseason to bulk up and be ready for '09.
this week.. he jumped out of my way bc he saw that he was in front of the mirror which i was doing my 20lb curls in front of. true story.
welcome to the gun show cano.




american idol hosts allegedly make some good loot.
inebriated paula makes between $5-8 mil this season..
token randy makes $1-3 mil..
limey simon makes $45 MILLION!!
thats just dumb.



ride some sweeeeet action, get ur money! already 1-0 from wvu thurs nite win. this week is big10 heavy..
NORTHWESTERN -8 @ indiana
MINNESOTA +1.5 @ purdue
ILLINOIS -3 @ wisconsin
TEXAS TECH pick'em @ kansas
OHIO STATE +2 vs. penn state
MIAMI -2.5 vs. wake forest

nfl:
cleveland @ jax UNDER 42




flavor of the day, and also probably the hottest in the history of jews: josie maran.







killa kim contributes very important news...
not only does lil wayne churn out monster hits for his fans to get jiggy wit it.. he's got a blog! i know.. just like u, i was surprised to find out he knows how to write.


have a good weekend.

the UK skip-to-my-lou.. he's white!

so beyonce is back on the radio. during her time off she allegedly recorded 70 tracks... yes 70 songs. of course not all 70 will be on her next cd which is coming out soon.
"her" first hit single.. 'if i were a boy' is getting a lot of radio play lately. when i was driving to work last week, the z100 morning crew had an exclusive cut of her song.
at first impression.. the song was cool. the callers on the morning show absolutely loved the song.. they went on and on about how shes back! one caller even called beyonce and her first single.. inspirational.. and i think a tear was coming down her cheek even, no joke.
a little too dramatic since the song isnt ALL THAT.
anyways.. the overall consensus was that the song is hot and the cd should be as well if this is the opening single. so then listening to the song again, the song is definitely catchy and will get plenty of radio play. it also seems like the lyrics are targeting jigga or something.. which is still ok. anyways, im sure u've heard it by now but if u havent.. here it is:

so one week passes. im driving home from work listening to the wendy williams show. they are talking about how jermaine dupri threw up on janet jackson during some event not so long ago and how janet should drop his ass bc he is not progessing her career... and how janet should date an nba player just to get even with jermaine. the co host said janet dating an nba player would be the most evil thing to do since nba players are tall and muscular.. and JD is an out of shape midget. anyways.. then they cut to beyonce news.
there were charges against beyonce for stealing a song. so, of the 70 songs that beyonce recorded since her last album.. her first single happened to be someone elses hotness.

BC JEAN is an up and comer from san diego who originally recorded the song 'if i were a boy'. if u click on her website.. one of the songs she has on the site is 'if i were a boy'. the original. beyonce and her crew allegedly stole the whole damn song without any permission from BC JEAN.

yea thats beyonce's picture, but thats definitely not her voice.
anyways.. bc jean is allegedly getting her proper cut now.. and beyonce promises to try to be more original next time.


more in music.. srirachua sends this important LINK in about hip hop's best rapper alive. and u may be shocked, lil wayne did not win.. even with a lyrically creative line as "i call em april babies cuz they fools" thats just genius! i demand a re-do!




so roger goodell suspended pacman jones, indefinitely.

was pacman deserving of a suspension due to a media blown up altercation with his own bodyguard? probably not. the police did not even file any reports. thats how minor it was. people in dallas say pacman dropped his old crew and has definitely changed for the better. but when u are pacman jones and the history of stupid ish u've done.. this is what roger goodell meant by "zero tolerance".
btw.. just to remind u.. the security guard at the strip club.. still paralyzed and pacman walking the free earth. the man found dead during which ray lewis was an alleged accomplice.. still dead and ray lewis walking the free earth. mike vick still in jail bc of an animal died.. a dog died and mike vick, the second most exciting player in the nfl next to kyle orton, is behind bars and can't drop his soap. this is what they mean when they say life is not fair.





marcia, marcia, marcia. marcia brady wrote a book:
"Here's the Story: Surviving Marcia Brady and Finding My True Voice," hitting stores Tuesday. She discusses her romance with TV sibling Barry Williams, her dates with Michael Jackson and Steve Martin, cocaine binges and parties at the Playboy Mansion and the home of Sammy Davis Jr., an unwanted pregnancy and trading sex for drugs.




find cheap gas near you! fwd'd by a casual reader.




a-rod is caught up on snowflake.







tony romo is an overrated qb.

if romo and aaron rodgers switched teams right now.. the cowboys would be so much better and the packers would be so much worse.

the cowboys have arguably the best offensive line in the nfl. they have TO, jason witten, marion barber, felix jones, and now roy williams.
the packers have an average offensive line, at best. they do have greg jennings and donald driver i guess, but they also have a non existing running game.
romo is an average qb surrounded by a great team. it sickens me when i hear sports analysts and fans rave about romo. dude, he's not that good. and he's softer than cotton candy.




fun stuff by jimmy downtown:

The Ambiguously Gay Duo @ Yahoo! Video

and the duo of jimmy downtown + srirachua sends this fun clip of nj nets devin harris v. stuart tanner:




there was a old white lady on cnn the other day. she was asked who she's voting for. she said mccain.. bc "if obama got into office black people would take over the country." what a nut.
i don't know any reason to vote for mccain... and dont know why anyone would.
besides the fact obama seems more ready than mccain to lead the country.. its safe to say palin is not ready for role as vp. maybe biden is not either, but he's more ready than her. mccain and palin.. two negatives do not make a positive in this situation.
i'm definitely anti- big mac. why?
bc he looks fragile and weak.
bc he's one slip of a heartbeat away from sarah palin becoming the prez of u.s.
bc he's not a strong speaker, he whistles his "s".. he stutters, and his upper lip doesnt move when he talks.
bc he's too much of a cowboy that wont think things through before reacting.
bc he will just continue what bush was doing.
bc he has no concept of economy.
bc he will protect the rich.

i will vote for barack obama. he's healthy, strong, confident, cool, articulate, and intelligent. he seems to care about the people's interest more than mccain does.
after the final debate when obama and mccain were up on stage with their wives.. it was pretty clear who the power couple is. i'd like to see the first weave in office too.
lets just put it this way.. if obama was white, mccain would not stand a chance.. and obama would win this election very lopsided. and thats straight talk.


last weekend 4-0. this weekend hopefully the same. go get ur money!
so far so good.. thurs nite tcu over byu. starting the week off right.
saturday:
IOWA -3.5 vs. wisconsin
KANSAS +20 at oklahoma
PITTSBURGH -3 at navy
*bonus game:
TEXAS -4 vs. missouri
(texas will prove they are #1, for now)

sunday night:
seattle at tampa OVER 39.5

* rutgers will win this wknd. it's homecoming.




flavor of the day: elizabeth banks








bonus flavor: brooke valentine






this video is hot.




have a nice wknd