Nov 21, 2008

business up front, party in the back

mickey avalon:










do u ever think "what if"? what if u decided to do one thing over another? what if u could go back in time and change ur decision? how different would ur life be.
what if chris webber never called that timeout in the national title game back at michigan. im sure his psyche and self confidence would've been a lot higher going into the nba. but he wept in the tunnel going into the locker room that nite.. and im sure the timeout call haunted him for a looonnng time.
he did blossom late and started bangin tyra banks at least. good decision.





which one is the best?












so the pride of wvu has been reinstated.. AGAIN. how many chances is this guy gonna get?

seriously, when will it stop. yes i understand his last infraction was very minor and prob not worthy of all the news it go.. but u know what, he still put himself in a position to be dumb. zero tolerance should be zero tolerance.. no exceptions. reinstatements.. pacman 3, mike vick 0.
well at least whitey has a heart afterall. reparations!







how are u an nfl quarterback and not know games can end in a tie. every layman and plumber joe knows games can end in a tie. boggles my mind. unacceptable. the eagles deserve to be the toilet of the nfc east and miss the playoffs.








this dude must be an idiot.
its common knowledge that the gov't will investigate any transferred cash amounts over $10K.
jean-robert ballande.. from survivor china.. was recently questioned by airport authorities about the $40k he had in his suitcase after x-rays spotted the large amount of cash. he was on his way to vegas btw. and dumbest of all.. he actually checked the cash bag, instead of carry-on.









the tennessee titans are 10-0. kerry collins is getting a lot of praise for managing games and playing smart. no one is wondering about vy's hurt feelings anymore. i guess he's not so down on himself anymore after he got my carepackage with the kleenex and vagisil. who knew vy would just end up being a poor man's kordell stewart. couple of pillow biters.







its not easy to find a humble athletes these days. i guess it would be tough to be humble when ur a multi millionaire and women are throwing themselves at u in every city. well one of the most humble and successful pitchers of our generation officially retired yesterday.

mike mussina confessed that he knew all along this past season would be his last. he said he knew it going into spring training, but he didn't say it bc he did not want a farewell tour/ spotlight. the dude even apologized to the media of all people for keeping it a secret. glad to see he went out a 20-game winner. with over 200 wins and multiple golden gloves, he should prob get into the HOF. he prob didnt even use hgh or roids neither.







horsecollar rule.. dumb. 2 feet in for a catch.. dumb. add one more to the list.. questionable late hit personal fouls along the sideline. in this case.. they should have 2 feet out of bounds in order to be untouchable. are they playing football or what. enough with this player protection crap. the players have all sorts of pads on for f's sake.






remember when slam magazine dubbed rafer alston to have the best handle on any level when he was a junior high school player?

well check out 5 year old milan simon tuttle.. the next skip to my lou. courtesy of sriracha sauce:








well hello, we meet again erin andrews..

now, erin.. meet ur future.. 10 years from now.. u are the next holly rowe..






so the mariners named don wakamatsu their new manager. media says this is pretty huge for asian community in baseball/sports. im so pumped, spit in my mouth.









so the big three are in trouble. no im not talking about kg, pp, and ray allen. im talking about ford, gm, and chrysler. now ur saying.. who cares, no one buys domestic cars anyways. that is true.. however.. there are far bigger ramifications that come with the big 3 getting into financial trouble. do u realize how many jobs will be lost bc of the big 3? not just at their respective companies.. but what about the money lost in advertising and the jobs that will be lost at those advertising companies. know what i mean now? there is a long list of negative reaction.
its sort of like when ur friend dates a girl no one cares for. ur friend is blinded probably by the sex and cannot think straight. ur friend starts thinking outrageous thoughts of wanting to wife her and ish. who's place is it to tell ur friend that the btch is crazy, and he'd make the biggest mistake of his life if he were to take the next step. being a divorcee is a stigma that lasts forever, like herpes. but what does it matter.. bc ur friend is not going to listen to ur objective advice to drop the ho anyways. ur friend prob hasnt even thought about the ramifications of getting too involved with a crazy btch.. like.. down the road, sharing mortgages or even 1 year rental leases. what if they have a kid. what im saying is.. just like the ramifications of the big 3 costing hundreds of thousands of jobs bc of the long list of connections to them, a friend in a relationship with a crazy may create chaos if in too deep. word.






one of the best i've ever seen..

where do you start with this besides the obvious mullet... business up front, party in the back. check out the jean short shorts. wow. he probably just got done burning crosses on front lawns.





nba ref cheaters.. now nfl too?

how do u explain this? 66% of the action on this game was pitt -5. the game ending td wouldve covered the -5. millions of dollars swung the wrong way bc the ref blew the call. or did he? conspiracies begin.






this weekend.. the game of the year: texas tech @ oklahoma. should be a classic. too tough to call.. but IF i had to, i'd take the points with TT (+7). even better.. i'd take the UNDER 75.5.







flavor of the day: cobie smulders






pick up line of the week:
do you know how much a polar bear weighs? enough to break the ice. hello, my name is marty what is yours?

Nov 14, 2008

i see all the flaws when the make up comes off

what a great game last nite... j-e-t-s held off an amazing randy moss touchdown with 1 second left to win in overtime. the crowd was in it, the pats had momentum... but brett did not care and made ALL the throws when he needed to, especially on 3rd downs. and besides the ny/nj/boston area.. most of the people across the country did not see it bc it was on nfl network. its as if the game never happened. but indeeeeed it did.



beyonce's pirated hit "if i were a boy" has been getting mixed reviews. most women agree with HOW EASY MEN HAVE IT. then there are the women who disagree too. the song is a generalization of a certain percentage of men.. so it's bound to have a mixed reaction. it just depends on what type of man these women have met. i guess the ones who've gotten dogged will agree with the man-hating.. and the ones who haven't gotten dogged will disagree with the man-hating. its all personal experience. there's a woman on the z100 morning show..

carolina bermudez,.. who has obviously gotten burned a few times by the one niter and,hence, is indeed a man hater. she can be quite the annoying voice in the morning.. and to make it worse, i think she's a rican. anyways.. she hates the song that shawn stockman of boys II men put out in rebuttal to beyonce.
stockman gets gangsta around the 2:50-3:15 minute mark:









former flavor of the day gabrielle union makes it back to AS, but this time in rumor news.
miami heat dwayne wade is allegedly speeding up his divorce with current wifey to pop the question to gabrielle union. can u blame him.. i would do the same thing if i were in his shoes. its just sucks to get former michigan wolverine great chris howard's sloppy seconds.



don't feel bad for current wade wifey tho.. she's alledgedly receiving $30 mil in their amicable separation. unbelievable HOW EASY WOMEN HAVE IT.








the atlanta hawks are playing at a very high level so far in the young nba season. the loss of josh childress to europe hasnt hurt them at all, im just as shocked as u. yea anyway.. are the hawks for real? maybe. joe johnson, josh smith, and al horford are a nice youthful nucleus. mike bibby brings them some veteran leadership. dominique wilkins is the human highlight film. oh wait, he's retired. fo'real.. remember one thing.. in last years playoffs, the one team that played the world champion celtics toughest were these same hawks. it could be momentum from a great run at the end of last season carrying over to this year. and are u wondering why there is a pic of a girl in a mormon tshirt above the hawks? absolutely nothing. she's hot tho isnt she.





rafer reppin the QB.. but almost getting caught up with shaq is not a good idea. surprised joey dorsey didnt pull out a 9 from his shorts.







its official. black people are good at everything.
michael jordan in hoops.
cc sabathia of pithing.
muhammad ali of boxing.
walter payton of running backs.
lacey duvalle of porn.
dave chappelle of comedy.
and now there's obama in politics.
give them an inch, they'll take a mile. reparations!




i hate the horse collar penalty in football. i do like the 1 foot down for a catch rule. why does it matter if u get 2 footsies down? a catch is a catch, 1 foot or 2. i also like the spot foul on defensive pass interferences. 15 yards is not a fair rule bc.. a pass interference can happen 8 yards from the line of scrimmage, or 50 yards down. and i think opposing team cheerleaders should jello wrestle during halftime.







in the season of influenza, here are the top 10 germiest jobs to be aware of:
1. Teacher/day-care worker
2. Cashier, bank employee
3. Tech support/computer repair
4. Doctor or nurse
5. Lab scientist
6. Police officer
7. Animal control officer
8. Janitor or plumber
9. Sanitation worker (AKA garbage man/woman)
10. Meat packer

hahaha.. meat packers are germy.





the BCS is getting interesting. thankfully penn state choked last weekend at iowa so that eliminates the possibility of an undeserving team making the championship game. i wont go into it again about how weak the big10 is this year. anyways.. the more interesting scenarios include usc (playing in a weak pac10 this year), alabama and florida battling it out in the usually tough sec, and the big 12 south division.
texas tech bent over oklahoma state and are in the drivers seat.. holding their own destiny. only thing is.. there are two huge road bumps along the way. after their this weeks bye, they go to normandy to play oklahoma. oklahoma has a potent offense just like TT. if TT were to get past oklahoma.. they still have to play the big12 championship game.
however.. bcs chaos will happen if TT loses to oklahoma. that will mean.. texas, oklahoma, and tt will have 1 loss... to each other.. and winning games at home against each other. yea, its gonna get confusing.
lots of excitement on the campus in lubbock, texas tho.. im rooting for u.
nice shoes!





remember in 1994 when a woman sued mcdonalds bc she burned herself after spilling hot coffee on herself.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stella_Liebeck
she sued for almost $3million due to her own clumsiness.. and the judge awarded her over $600k. $600k is a lot of money now.. but in '94, that was even more. '94 was also when hip hop started getting good.




when AI is done playing hoops.. he will arguably be a top 25 player ever in the nba. he's got a good sense of humor too. iverson "practice", the remix.. in case you missed it:




possibly the next AI.. at least he's just as quick as him. derrick rose is proving his draft worth. remember when jason williams from duke.. how he looked like he was walking by defenders in college. williams looked 2 steps quicker than everyone else on the college level. when j.will got into the L tho.. he didn't look that quick. derrick rose looked about 2 steps faster than anyone in college.. and still looks very quick. and not only that.. he already posterized someone:







go get ur money!!
favorites look good this week:
TEXAS -13 @ kansas
GEORGIA -10 @ auburn
LSA -16 vs. troy

*the AS does not promote gambling.




flavor of the day: nikki cox






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