im drunk.
and larry fitzerald is an alleged wife beater.






killa sends this music video in.. priceless, and a MUST watch. its an incredible remake of mariah carey's "touch my body". same haircut as sod:






a mexican beauty was arrested recently.. in a car full of gangsters and guns. miss sinaloa 2008 laura zuniga got caught near military lines. why is this story important? bc she could very well be the hottest mexicana ever.







i received many wonderful gifts this year for xmas, but they were all the same... got about 27 text messages that read "merry xmas!" i love them so much. and new years day was a great day for receiving mass text messages that read "happy new year!" thank u for the impersonal wishes.





click them:

its nyc restaurant week!

the new jersey nets are offering free tickets!








the boston celtics are obviously the team to beat this nba season. and there is special celtic news which u may have missed... so lucky for u, i am here to report it... thank me later.









our boy lloyd lee has been let go from da bears. lee was linebackers coach, and also 1st Corean coach in the nfl.
thank god da bears also let go of their defensive backs coach. i vote for charles tillman to be the first player released.





gene defilippo. he's sitting on the right of the former BC football head coach. defilippo may be the trailblazer in keeping college football coaches fulfill their contracts. boston college AD fired the head football coach for interviewing with the jets. why did no one have the testicles to do this before? maybe this will put an end to all of the shinanegans college coaches play with interviewing for jobs every year.
i salute u mr. defilippo for keeping ur pimp hand strong and not allowing ur coach to interview for other positions.








big tigger is a widely known dj/radio personality. he's had his own radio shows and hosted the bassment on BET. and in the past, he's also been suspected of being involved in a man-train as a turd burglar, colon-troller, ankle grabber, pillow-biting, rump ranger type activity. this photo doesnt help.
but again, its all suspicion and no truths.







sneezes are dirty. if u sneeze without covering ur mouth.. 40,000 droplets of moisture and millions of germs enter the air and propel over 32 feet. thats disgusting. so sneeze into ur hand or ur sleeve please.
speaking of germs.. here is information about the 12 germiest places.
interesting to know.. #6 is ATM, #12 is the hotel remote control, and for ladies (and some men) #7 is ur handbag.





our boy from a bronx tale got away with murder.
like a real man.. he told the court that he didnt pull the trigger.. even tho he allegedly did, and ratted out his counterpart.
"a rat is the lowest thing you can be in my neighborhood." real line from his role as corrojulo from the movie. how ironic.







ur a football player. u've been underachieving for most of ur career until this past season u had a good season. ur team is hot, going into the playoffs. ur team wins the first playoff game against league mvp peyton manning and his team that ran off 9 straight wins. so it calls for a celebration right? RIGHT! san diego charger vincent jackson was arrested tuesday for dui. good job buddy.









i love this show. if this show was a female, i would want to marry it.
charlie sheen has a lot to be thankful for and all of his hard work is paying off.. he's making $825K per episode next season. well deserving.






new york city had many visitors from out of town in 2008. in 2007, there was a record amount of tourists who visited nyc.. 46 million people. in 2008, there were an estimated 47 million tourists.




and a few more stats.. a bit more eye opening tho. tyra banks had a controversial show a few weeks back that received some press in the news. she had a cast of teenage girls on the show talking about their sexuality and this was revealed:
the average age of a girl losing her virginity went from 17 to 15;
14% have had sex in school premises during school hours;
52% do not use proper protection;
1 in 5 WANT to be a teenage mother






bunny boiler alert!
the lovely keyshia cole has allegedly been stalking former lover young jeezy. she's been reportedly calling him non stop and trying to get his attention, but jeezy is keeping his distance.. and may soon have legal distance from her. a restraining order may be applied on cole. also.. cole and r&b singer monica apparently went to an atlanta club looking for him.

in case u dont' know what a bunny boiler is.. its a reference from the movie "fatal attraction". its a term i first heard brought to life from jimmy downtown in reference to crazy chicks. if u mess with a psycho chick, u may end up coming home to a bunny boiling in a pot on ur stove.







whats better?
my alarm is set for 7:15am every morning for work. since i am ambition-less and have no motivation to work for my employer, it is tough to get out of bed.. i am usually dragging my ass out of bed at 7:45am and end up having to rush out of the house.
so the dilemma is.. is it better to keep my sleep schedule as is? or should i set my alarm for 7:45am instead and jump out of bed once john montone speaks through my ipod dock. i could gain 30 more minutes of sleep every nite.. but i wouldnt be able to snooze the alarm.






flavor of the day: heather graham








the internet boggles my mind sometimes. its amazing how everything u need is accessible through ur pc or laptop. im talking about EVERYTHING.
u hungry?.. order papajohn's online.
u need a sweater?... log on to just about any designer's website.
u need a car?.. check out cars.com.
u need directions?.. maps google (how it works boggles my mind the most)
u need a massage?.. there's always craigslist.
u need bootleg jordans?.. just google it and an assortment will be at ur fingertips. (fyi, counterfeit items are a $6 BILLION industry annually)
the internet can provide u with everything, except for one thing.. a job.
job boards like monster and careerbuilder are complete crap. i havent met one person who has told me they found their job on monster or careerbuilder. maybe the companies who post jobs get an overwhelming amount of responses? maybe its just useless? i dunno.. but either way, they dont' work. job boards on the internet are crappier than most blogs. blogs very often cite false information and rumors.. and people are gullible enough to spread their word. gotta be careful when reading blogs.. a lot of them a complete crap and report lies. do urself a favor and dont believe everything u see on tv and read on the internet. and speaking of dumb blogs..
the athletic supporter is quickly approaching the 1 year anniversary. byob.. bring your own booya!

risky business

one of the best songs ever. and yes lil wayne is on it... again!

here are the lyrics if u wanna sing along.
merry xmas, you are very welcome.





this isnt such a bad song either. my gay albanian friend sent it to me:







the mlb winter meetings are heating up. both ny teams have made huge signings to address need areas already.
my initial response to hearing the mets signing k-rod was.. wow, he's just the guy they need. if the mets had a reliable closer the past couple of years, they would've probably made the playoffs. relief pitching is a huge need for the mets. well, i guess that could be said for just about any team. anyways.. relief pitching has been an achilles heel and mlb save record setting k-rod is the answer.. right?
tony kornheiser had an interesting twist to the k-rod signing. first, is k-rod worth all that money? did omar minaya once again overpay a player which no other team was getting close to paying their offer?
second, k-rod broke bobby thigpen's record of 57 saves by closing out 62 games. thats pretty damn impressive... 62 games is 1/3 of the season. so, what did thigpen do after his record breaking 57 saves? in the seasons to follow, the most saves he got was 30 and his era blew up. did thigpen ruin his arm? what if the same goes for k-rod?
and finally third, why did the angels let k-rod go without a fight? did the angels know something the rest of the mlb doesnt? a closer is very valuable these days.. and for the angels to let go of a record setter without any offers.. well, thats just odd.
more importantly.. the mets traded for jj putz. i think he may end up being a lot more valuable than k-rod. putz is slated to be the setup man for k-rod.. but is very capable of closing games and possibly dethroning k-rod if any problems arise.

and now for cc. a day after cc was reported as saying he does not want to be a yankee.. he goes ahead and agrees to a record deal for a pitcher. wtf?
so his deal has a clause that after 3 years, he can opt out. so basically right now, he's on a 3 year $69mil deal. if he and his fam like the nyc metro area.. then i guess he'll be wiping his ass with $20's from the rest of the 70+ millions.
peter gammons had a good point.. cc has thrown a lot of innings and who knows what kind of shape he'll be in 3 yrs from now. maybe he'll still be a stud, or maybe he'll gain more weight and be useless. in either case.. the 4th year mark is a good time to reassess the contract. if the yanks win a world series within the 3 years.. then no matter what, its good money spent.
yanks are also close to signing aj burnett. if they have to sign burnett, derek lowe, or ben sheets.. i would prefer burnett, only bc lowe is 4 years older than aj.. and ben sheets, well, he's softer than cotton candy. doubt sheets can pitch in a major market too.




carmelo anthony scored 33 pts in the 3rd quarter the other nite. that's just crazy. 33pts! mj and wilt never even did that. he's got a lot of critics, but u cannot deny that he is potentially top 2 creative scorers in the nba.



matt bonner has the best nickname... "the big red rocket".







rutgers fired AD Robert Mulcahy. why?? i dont get it.
the school is slowly turning into a decent sports institution.. and they go fire the AD that brought in greg schiano and fred hill. im not sure, and feel lazy so i wont look it up, but he couldve also been the person who brought in vivian stringer.
rutgers has obviously decided that sports are not the priority, and academics is. i hope this doesnt mean the football stadium wont get built now.





graham harrell will not be invited to the heisman show. why not?

the man threw for 48 td's and 6 int's. he may not win the heisman, but i think a 1 loss season and his #'s are worthy enough to get invited at least. just add another reason to think ncaa football is retarded. whoever is in charge or whatever committee board there is should all be fired. ncaa football is a f'n joke right now. nothing is proper.





cuttino mobley retired. his spot on the roster will be taken by pat ewing jr.





former cinncinnati bearcat great corie blount played 11 years in the nba.. and earned millions.
he was recently arrested for possession of 29 pounds of weed. the po po also confiscated 3 guns.. one of which was an assault rifle.



last week, i wasnt sure if i heard it right.. it was early morning and i was not completely coherent.. i couldve sworn one of the news clips was about a cruise getting attacked by pirates off the coast of yemen. yup.. u are probably just as shocked to hear this as me. yemen?? i thought that was a made up place from the show friends! jk.

seriously tho.. i didnt know that pirates really existed. thats scary.




flavor/cougar/milf/snowflake of the day: heidi klum
how awesome is her guitar hero commercial. seal is one lucky man.










pick up line of the week.. sent in by jimmy downtown:
"were u raised on a farm? bc it appears u know how to raise a cock."




our favorite colored contact lens wearing buddy aznjavi is now blogging!
www.aznjavi.wordpress.com