burger king's late nite drive thru is evil

i agree.. last week's posts deserved 0 comments. i will try better this week.


first and foremost.. R.I.P


Bernie Mac and


Isaac Hayes.





espn mag predicts RU to finish 7th in the big east. im shocked. the writers are hating on the running game. kordell young and mason robinson are capable rb's.. and im fairly certain that they will play well this season. ray rice was great and will be missed, but the running game will be fine... and the passing game will be one of the best in the country. teel is competent, tiquan and britt are one of the best duos out there, and kevin brock is improving at te. as unfair it is to say.. the team will go far as only mike teel brings them.

senior qb should be able to carry them better than 7th place in the much improved and underrated big east. also, don't forget about jobu.. its rumored pat white of wvu learned how to play the qb position by watching jobu's h.s. game tapes. fo'real tho.. i think rutgers could potentially finish the season with 1 or 2 losses. the defense returns a very strong secondary, and the front 7 should be better than they were last year. but i kinda like going into the season as an underdog. there is no pressure for the team.


who are the best at what they do? it takes a special human to be better than everyone else at one thing. here are a few of the g.o.a.t.s....

MJ in hoops, Tiger in golf, Roger Federer in tennis, Joe Montana of quarterbacks, Dean Smith of college hoops coaching, Brian Cashman of GM'ing, Tony Hawk of skateboarding, Kaz Matsui of 2nd basemen and Alyssa Milano of groupies,




Tupac/Biggie in rap, Dave Chappelle in comedy, Russell Simmons of music, Rachel Ray of good & easy eats, the harvard dropout who is richer than rich by creating facebook and helping completely waste ur time on the internet, scot van pelt in espn anchors, dr. james andrews in sports surgeries, drew rosenhaus in sports agenting, Pacman Jones of making it rain then trying to take the money back, Jenna Jameson of porn...


Buffie the Body in booties..

but there is one g.o.a.t. who is 100% freak of nature, im not talking about his lisp..


michael phelps is an absolute beast. so what if he is given world class training facilities to prepare for olympics unlike most of the rest of the world, or wears speedos that may help him swim through the water faster.. or if he gets to swim in the inside lanes, away from the gutter outside lanes that have more water movement to potentially slow him down.. it doesnt matter. homeboy is half man half fish. beleee' dat.



in the words of Jimmy Downtown.. "NJ Represent!!"
it gets good towards the end.



what has happened to the once cute and tight body of jennifer love hewitt?? one too many whoppers after dark. before and after pics..







so.. before sharing the next link, i wanna get schooled on something. i hope someone can school me. "spanish" people are from spain right? describing people from central/south america as "spanish" is incorrect, correct? they should be called latino/hispanic right? or of course called from the country they inhabit. ie brazilian, mexian, dominican, etc.
is it like calling all asian people chinese or oriental? spanish should be used to describe people from spain right? anyways..
srirachua sauce brought this to my attention and it's been getting some press last couple of days. i've never really liked people from spain to start with.. especially guys like rafael nadal and pau gasol. gasol criticized american food during his first year in the nba.. calling it almost inedible. he had food flown in from spain.
spaniards seem arrogant to me, but now i know they're arrogant and very ignorant. even more reason to hate on the RETARDED SPANIARDS.


people at my work still use the word "oriental" and i think to myself.. what f'n racialists. are they stuck in 1970 or something? then i realize, they are all small-townies and never really got out much to see the rest of the world or experience interacting with many different races. im surprised they don't refer me as the colored boy in the company.
anyways, i hope spain's plane ride back in the ocean... or better yet, it crashes in to my office when im out during lunch. that would rock. i'd come back from lunch to pee on the flames.



if i could be one other male for a day, i often wished it was michael jordan.. more so in the past couple of years, i wish i could be derek jeter for a day. ive concluded the other male i'd like to be for a day is matthew mcconaughey. this is his recent baby momma:










sriracha sauce and mushin muhammed are officially on my ish-list:
"That's right. It's where receivers go to die.''
--Carolina wide receiver Muhsin Muhammad on his time in Chicago. He returned to Carolina this offseason after a frustrating three-year run with the Bears



here are the official olympic condom ads..










as of right now, it seems as if the women's dream team will have an easier time winning the gold medal than the redeem team. redeem team has a ton of raw athleticism, but we will soon see what they can do once they are forced to play half court offense against some of the better teams in the world. they better f'n penis-whip spain on saturday a lot worse than they did to greece. greece is not a good team, they're ok, i dont know why espn is getting their panties moist over that win. but womens hoops is a wrap..


former RU great and current pg of the womens team will bring the team to the promised land.






flavor of the day: kim glass - u.s. womens volleyball.
6'2".. and jumps thru the roof. sounds like perfect breeding partner if u ask me. i think i <3 her.

i hold signs at TRL

olympics start today... 08/08/08. its usually fun to watch a little bit. hope the redeem team plays with more inspiration than they did against australia. it would be disappointing to see this team not win gold. thank god for olympics and preseason football.. finally something to watch on tv. what time slot is "how i met ur mother" on cbs? i can never track it down.



reggie bush. 2006 #2 pick overall. remember when everyone and their grandmother was hootin and hollur'n.. he's gotta go #1, u'd be a dumbass not to take him #1. last season he avg'd 3.7 yards per carry.. and 5.7 yards per catch.
the pick everyone was hating on.. mario williams #1 had 14 sacks last season. yea, in ur face mario says.


sriracha sauce:

so brett favre is not a new york jet. fireman ed is pumped. are u?

biggest question now is.. how will he adjust to the new york media. he comes from the smallest market in the nfl.. to now the largest market in the nfl. the media in ny is pretty vicious and relentless.
i dunno who's worse.. favre or roger clemens. um, yea i retire... no i change my mind. no, im cool at home.. wait, i wanna play again.
he's just lucky to be out of the best division in the nfl.. the nfc north. he doesnt have to face brian urlacher and the boys twice a year. we all know thats why he went to the afc.
jet fans.. calm down. ur headed for a 6-7 win season. no playoffs.. sorry! hi hater.


im making a public confession. i secretly enjoy teeny bopper music. this is a great summer jam:

the melody is hypnotizing. ur lying to urself if u do not like this song.


and i sing the hook of this song in front of the bathroom mirror every morning before work to get myself ready:




owner of an establishment near nyu was telling me a story from his extended trip down south. he was walking down the beach with his 13 yr old son.. when a girl approaches from afar. dad turns to his son and says.. "hey check out that babe coming up, wow!" the son replies.. "daddy, she's in my class" true story.. can't make this stuff up.



so lickity lips was given the nod as a pioneer of rap and making a very influential impact in the early years. so what about will smith? where does he rank? c'mon.. he got jiggy wit it in the summertime in miami




someone start the chain and lets split the winnings!-
I have nothing to lose and everything to gain by doing this. Sorry for the forwarded email! we can all use a little extra cash!!
Read carefully...�
THIS TOOK TWO PAGES OF THE TUESDAY� USA�TODAY - IT IS FOR REAL�
To all of my friends, I do not usually forward messages, But this is from my friend Pearlas Sandborn and she really is an attorney. If she says that this will work - It will work. After all, what have you got to lose?�
SORRY EVERYBODY.. JUST HAD TO TAKE THE CHANCE!!! I'm an attorney, And I know the law. This thing is for real. Rest assured AOL and Intel will follow through with their promises for fear of facing a multimillion-dollar class action suit similar to the one filed by PepsiCo against General Electric not too long ago.
Dear Friends: Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates sharing his fortune. If you ignore this, You will repent later. Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test. When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will track it (If you are a Microsoft Windows user) for a two week time period.
For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you $245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives it, You will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact you for your address and then send you a check. Regards. Charles S Bailey General Manager Field Operations 1-800-842-2332 Ext. 1085 or 904-1085 or RNX 292-1085
Thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks after receiving this e-mail and forwarding it on. Microsoft contacted me for my address and within days, I received a check for $24, 800.00. You need to respond before the beta testing is over. If anyone can afford this, Bill Gates is the man.
It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many people as possible. You are bound to get at least $10, 000.00 We're not going to help them out with their e-mail beta test without getting a little something for our time. My brother's girlfriend got in on this a few months ago. When I went to visit him for the Baylor/UT game, she showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4,324.44 and was stamped 'Paid In Full'.


im enjoying this track, even with lil wayne in it:



flavor of the day: amanda beard- u.s. swimming team
i wouldnt mind helping her practice the breast stroke.. hiyooooo!!