Oct 31, 2008

i knock the hustle

i feel like i've gotten more dull and more apathetic ever since joining my current company. i've become highly short tempered with my co-workers and cringe every time the phone rings. days are flying by and its groundhog day everyday. work drives me to drink to get drunk. this can't be life.




big news this week.. the world series got suspended bc of poor weather. and... whats the big deal? thats the right decision no? its not like anyone watches after the 5th inning anyways.. it's like 1am by then. mets manager jerry manuel must be proud of his brother charlie for winning the WS.
F the phillies, thats what i say. moving on..




former bear great mike singletary is the new interim head coach for the sf niners.
he made news this week too..




ken li chimes in this week with a very important article:

the goat lil wayne was in the news as well.
weezy was supposed to be in concert last week with jigga. there was show up north somewhere i forget.. anyways.. weezy cancelled his portion of the performance bc he refused to enter the building through a metal detector. he's allegedly on probation for firearms already.. and he's still pullin the heater? smart.




stuey matsui send this fun stuff in:




barney matsui contributes the wishes of many this upcoming holiday:





courtesy of sriracha sauce: greg popp loves the hack-a-shaq.








happy halloween! i feel like there are less and less trick or treaters every year. well just in case any drop by this year, im going to leave a basket outside for them.
except my basket is not gonna look like this. it's actually going to be an empty basket with a sign in it that reads "take one only". they'll never know there was no candy to start with.




mcdonald's goal is to have a location at every square mile. gotta love the accessibility.
how come the world is so backwards and makes it so tough to eat healthy. there are many more junk fast food places than healthy ones. and healthy food is so much more expensive. shouldn't it be the other way around??




greg oden got hurt again this week.. in the season open no less. at least he's only out 2-4 weeks.
i wonder if this guy is just gonna end up as an injury riddled player who never reaches his potential.. and career gets cut short due to health issues. he hasnt been healthy in 3 years.





last weekend, i went to a halloween costume party. it was fun, only except the fact that jimmy downtown and i couldnt wear the costumes we purchased bc another pair was already going as the amiguously gay duo. so, we had to settle for plan B.. ketchup and mustard.
im calling dibs on it now so there is no dispute for next year, im def going as the vtech killer.





geez tc.. what's happened to u out in socal. i guess the metrosexual stigma of socal dudes is true. at least my spandex will be in good fun for a halloween costume. urs is just...






the horsecollar penalty in the nfl is possibly the dumbest rule in all of sports.. well, that and the Quad-A having pitchers bat.
anyways.. why does the nfl believe horsecollar tackles are dangerous? i mean.. how often does it really happen in a game? before the nfl even made it illegal.. a player was probably tackled horsecollar style like 2-3x a game. whoaaa.. better put an end to that quick. its f'n football.. holy ish. it's a f'n physical sport. let them horsecollar.
and let them dance in the endzone after scoring. i hate the term "act as if u've been there before". shut up and let them choreograph a retardedly funny skit after td's. we all enjoy it.


it is a strange season in the nfl when kyle orton is a must start in fantasy fball. not only is he putting up nice #'s.. he's been doing it mostly with a cast of average players. devin hester is explosive, but very raw. rashied davis is a nice role player.. but may not even make other rosters. greg olsen is starting to come around, and def poses as a receiving threat. matt forte is arguably offensive rookie of the year so far, which is nice to have for orton.
this week.. brandon lloyd comes back. orton is going to the pro bowl at this rate.
the air assault on detroit this sunday is going to bring back memories of the run'n'shoot which former oiler great warren moon bent defenses over with. lloyd was orton's best target a few weeks ago before getting injured. and the injury did not occur from a horsecollar.




the green bay packers are going to end the titans perfect season this wknd.. which will also prove the nfc north as the best division in football.





its a shame penn state will probably end up going to the national championship game this year. i say this bc other teams are more deserving to play for the title. psu has a cake schedule remaining and should go undefeated.. they don't even have to play emerging teams like minnesota and northwestern. lets face it, psu hasnt exactly played a top schedule so far either. dont get me wrong.. penn state is a good team, but i wouldnt say top 2 in the country. thats fair right?
the big10 is having a down year. being undefeated in their conference is def a great accomplishment, but without a conference championship game and weak schedule.. i cannot say psu is top 2 overall.
talent-wise, i still believe usc is the best team in the country. teams like florida and alabama are good, but neither will end the year undefeated. texas, oklahoma, and texas tech will not end the year undefeated either.
conference play in sec and big12 are too tough.
usc just had an off week against oregon state. they will cruise rest of the way.
maybe an undeserving psu being in the national championship game will just add fuel to the fire for a playoff instead of this bcs nonsense.
the bcs is garbage.. basically whoever ends as the two hot teams go to the championship game. if texas remains #1 rest of the season.. but loses in their big12 title game... then they will probably not play for the national title bc they lost in the final game. dumb.






u know how i feel about this. and just another reason why u should not hustle when playing sports. "don't hustle, play smart" do u hear me ken li??











get paid!!:
FLORIDA -5.5 vs. georgia
NAVY -7 vs. temple
TEXAS TECH -3.5 vs. texas
NOTRE DAME -4.5 vs. pitt
(on a side note, can u believe usc is -44.5 vs. u-dub.. thats nuts)

PACKERS +5.5 @ titans





cougar of the day: diane lane.. 43 years young. yum.





word.

Oct 24, 2008

the gun show






few quick hitters to start..
west virginia mounteer football player.. who has one of the best names in sports:
http://michigan.scout.com/a.z?s=162&p=8&c=1&nid=2303707
guess he must be good too.. being recruited by UM as well. foregone conclusion.. with a name like boogie allen, u must be an athlete.

courtesy of stuart matsui. is that a frank sanders jerzee??
http://straightcashhomey.net/

beyonce says her alter ego name is "sasha fierce". she's dumb.

if you were wondering why the cinncinnati bengal formerly known as chad johnson's football jerzee does not say "ocho cinco" is bc of the hassle.



we take a lot of things for granted. one of the things that people overlook all the time is how dangerous getting in a car really is. maybe bc it's so routine and chances of safe journeys are likely.. but its not crazy to think about the dangers of driving.

u can get into an accident at any moment. usually it's not even ur fault too.. who knows what other drivers are doing. who knows where their mind is at.. they mightve had a bad day and not focused on the road. maybe a driver just lost their job, or their personal life is in shambles. maybe they're drunk or high. who knows. people these days have a lot of stress and things on their mind.
where am i going with this? i have no idea. driving is danGerous, so buckle up. end of story.




jimmy downtown says.. obama has skills!





should i have been offended?


2 co-workers were talking about what they did over the wknd..
white worker 1: oh i had really good dim sum on sunday
white worker 2: what's dim sum
white worker 1: its like these small dishes of food, and the waiter keeps bringing them out.
white worker 2: sounds interesting, sortve like brazilian meat place
white worker 1: u never had dim sum?
(pause)
white worker 1: (yells across room to me) YOU KNOW DIM SUM RIGHT!?
yellow worker: yea, its like chinese tapas.

why the hell would "worker 1" assume i know what dim sum is? bc i'm ornamental? damn racialist.




top 5 college movies of 1995-1999:
5. tommy boy
4. dumb and dumber
3. billy madison
2. braveheart


















1. friday
damn.. 1995 was 13 years ago.



to go along with the movie theme.. jimmy downtown brings in another entertaining political youtbe:



heard about this on the radio. comical spoof on sarah.. i wanna get the blu ray dvd. who's nailin paylin?






what does cresskill and hempstead have in common? both are for gangsters only.
common cresskill news

occasional hempstead news



i am addicted to panera bread. f subway $5 footlongs. whoaaa..




the news is dumb. what is news on tv? its to inform and educate the public of important events.
so why do they play games so much. the other morning matt lauer on nbc says.. "stay tuned to learn about a dangerous baby stroller defect that could put thousands in danger"
wtf is that all about?? sounds pretty damn important.. baby's lives are in danger and we have to wait until after commercial break to find out the details? seriously.. whats wrong with this world.






darius miles got waived one week before the start of the nba season. what a shame. damn u bill walker for beating him out. hopefully D will find a job this upcoming season. i miss the clippers of old.. miles, Q, lamar, elton, mcinnis, kandi man, maggette. that was a fun team to root for.






is tom brady's career in jeopardy?






i never get tired of watching this. officially my mostest favoritest dunk. the audio is awesome.. "right on scola's head!!":





robbi cano works out at the gym i go to.


he is there all the time.. around 6pm, which i think is odd since thats regarded as peak hours. i would think he'd go mid day when there arent a lot of people around. anyways, no one really chats with him. i guess people are respecting his privacy.
cano is there with a trainer and some other latin dude i can't figure out. its good to see he's taking the offseason to bulk up and be ready for '09.
this week.. he jumped out of my way bc he saw that he was in front of the mirror which i was doing my 20lb curls in front of. true story.
welcome to the gun show cano.




american idol hosts allegedly make some good loot.
inebriated paula makes between $5-8 mil this season..
token randy makes $1-3 mil..
limey simon makes $45 MILLION!!
thats just dumb.



ride some sweeeeet action, get ur money! already 1-0 from wvu thurs nite win. this week is big10 heavy..
NORTHWESTERN -8 @ indiana
MINNESOTA +1.5 @ purdue
ILLINOIS -3 @ wisconsin
TEXAS TECH pick'em @ kansas
OHIO STATE +2 vs. penn state
MIAMI -2.5 vs. wake forest

nfl:
cleveland @ jax UNDER 42




flavor of the day, and also probably the hottest in the history of jews: josie maran.







killa kim contributes very important news...
not only does lil wayne churn out monster hits for his fans to get jiggy wit it.. he's got a blog! i know.. just like u, i was surprised to find out he knows how to write.


have a good weekend.