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unc is just absolutely rolling. pretty much their tournament to lose at this point. wayne ellington is now the new x-factor.. its not danny green. psycho T is getting his no matter who they play.. so its about how the cast plays around him.
mom talks too much. her conversation always covers 3 things in the same order each time.. almost like an outlined lecture. it goes like.. so what do u really wanna do with urself?.. ur career? do u wanna open a store? what are u gonna do with ur place? i wanna buy a house while the market is in buyers favor.. can u help me with payments? i answer.. i dunno, i dunno, i dunno, i dunno. next comes.. have u been going to church? i pray all the time for u to go to church. how come u dont go to church? go to church this sunday. i answer with head nods, no words. then it quickly converts to.. u can meet nice girls at church. u should meet a girl at church. when are u getting married. u told me u would get married when u turn 30, ur 31 now.. get married this year. i answer.. what!?!? haha.. im not getting married now or any time soon.. in fact, i dont ever wanna get married.. ur not getting any grandkids from me! then she raises her pimp hand ready to take away a grown aasss man's dinner.. as that is her biggest weapon: food. she knows im kidding too.. somewhat. the best power forward in nba history is easy.. if he tried to play hard. his name is derrick coleman. when he wanted to, he changed and controlled the game. coleman would avg close to a triple double in playoffs. he was inside and outside.. unguardable and a rebounding machine. but he played hard only when he wanted. a player close to dc's mold is rasheed wallace. rasheed got inside and outside game and can beast in the paint with the best. only thing with 'sheed is the same as dc... the motivation and drive to be great. they mustve both hit the bong a lil too hard and lost ambition. just the other nite 'sheed chewed up amare. 'sheed played with fire and heart.. knocking down threes.. taking it to amare's chest. whats with guys who dont hustle and play hard all the time???
best play in basketball.. is not the pick n roll. its the #1 play. dribble it up the court with all of ur teammates already down on offense.. and they may actually be thinking ur dribbling up to pass the ball to the wing, but in fact, ur not gonna pass.. to anyone. ur just gonna dribble it up and take the shot. no ball movement, no nothing. just heave it up. its all about getting urs.
jose canseco is a hoot. i enjoy him. of course a-rod did performance enhancing drugs!.. allegedly.
TI is reportedly going to jail for a year. just another brutha victim to da streets.
im a simple minded mammal.. so i have no idea how google maps or any map website works. how do they know each and every street name??.. and every street address??? im perplexed. someone enlighten me.
greg oden was seen playing in a pick up basketball game.. not authorized by the blazers. he's a dumb one huh. he has career threatening microfracture surgery.. just started running in his rehab, and now he's found playing pick up ball?? wow. who else thinks oden knew about his knee in college and thats the reason he jumped to the nba? im no conspiracy theorist.. but it sounds legit. get paid before ish goes down.. like it did.
last wknd of march '08. reason enough to get drizzunk. im in.
if you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.
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be nice to your mom
ur mom is roadbeef.
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