Mar 20, 2008

MJ got pimped, but still holds the pimp hand

this week went by fast. and its shorter for most of u who don't work on friday. the good people at my company do not believe in good friday. they didnt believe in martin luther king jr either so im not surprised. i obviously work for the devil. and as suspected, the devil is white. jk. or am i.

the tournament starts tnite. hope ur brackets are filled. and hopefully not filled with all #1's making the final 4. upset alert... george mason, villanova, davidson, and georgia are ready to make some noise. kent state may make some mini noise at #9 over #8.
ride the hotness.. pitt, usc, and georgia.
who else wants to see duke lose in the first round?? i certainly do. just had my tall glass of haterade.

kenny george is one big mofo'n man. i'd like to see him stand next to darren sproles.

1010wins reported a story from st patty's day that was not funny, but almost laughable at the same time. after consuming lots of alcohol, a buddy decided to paint his passed out buddy's face with paint. then both guys passed out. in the morning, the dude with the paint on his face died from the toxins. how guilty must the other guy feel. lesson learned: dont mess with paint when drunk.
but u can certainly mess with peanut butter. my buddy has a dog... and he shouldnt have passed out in front of his childhood friends. our somewhat racialist friend "skip" (mentioned in earlier blogs) strategically placed peanut butter on our passed out friend's upper thigh. the dog went straight for it... with sloppy tongue like two junior high school students going at it in a basement house party. comical. almost as comical as body surfing down his stairs at 3am and having his wife's friends think we are immature. good times. dirty thirty club.

some dudes have hoochie voices.. u know, that slower deeper voice that he talks to the ladies with. its different from the boisterous and bravo voice he talks to his boy's with. some dudes have this hoochie voice. but just about everyone, girl or boy, has a work voice. its almost like the hoochie voice, but a lot more p.c., calm, and friendly. call ur friends at work sometime without warning.. u'll see what i mean.

i have a bad habit of not doing a few new tasks that is asked of me at work. i figure if i dont do it long enough, they'll stop asking me. or they'll forget they asked me to do it in the first place.

allen iverson made his return to philly since the trade which sent him to denver. iverson is a tremendous athlete, and one of the best ever to put on a philly uniform.. in any sport.
stephen a. smith says allen iverson is the 2nd best sixer in history. i think AI is one of the best basketball players i've seen especially for his size, but i'm gonna say charles barkley and moses malone made bigger impacts for the game. two of the best iverson clips ever:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YEmS8ZQIhTA
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VLA2t1JDx1A
the L made his crossover illegal after MJ. thats how much of a pimp hand MJ has.

happy easter:
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a must watch.. erin andrews montage:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIP7a9Z-YBM&eurl=http://www.joesportsfan.com/mediaspace/?id=15
enjoy!

if you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter

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