Apr 4, 2008

im just kidding

yesssss.. friday is herrre. i am ready.

1010wins reported a story about three 3rd graders in georgia planning to do some bad things to their teacher. we're talkin bout 3rd graders now.. and they were caught with a steak knife, broken glass, and duct tape. there were plans laid out about closing curtains and how to clean up. can u believe that?? 3rd graders. i can't plan something so detailed and im a grown assss man. what is wrong with this world. from what i can recall.. all i wanted to do in 3rd grade was go home and watch g.i. joe after school and pray everyday that there was time for kickball at the end of the school day. steak knives? broken glass? clean up duty???... haha i said duty.

1010wins also reported a story a week ago that was kinda weird, to me... it was about teachers having all of the sex with under-aged students. this one boy's father found out his boy had sex with a female teacher. the father was furious and went straight to the po-po.. and wanted the teacher to perish. hold on one cotton pickin minute.. the dad was mad his son got sex from an older, probably not too old, female teacher. if i ever have a son and he sexes his female teacher.. i am not going to the police, i am going up high for a high five. are u kidding me? i'd be jealous of the lil prick. i'd encourage him to go in for more after school extra help.

so... former cinncinnati bengal great chris henry got arrested again.. which earned him the former great tag. yaaaaawn. he just looks like a trouble maker:
http://www.hcso.org/PublicServices/InmateInfo/InmateDetails.aspx?JMSid=1294478
i hope da bears pick him up. not.

final four on saturday. im taking unc and memphis. kansas should be able to challenge unc bc of their athleticism and balanced overall play, but unc just has the right no name role players to make it happen around psycho T.. the college player of the year. the front court of kansas is damn good.. but psycho T is just that much better.
memphis players are loooong and athletic. they make the court look small. i think memphis is focused now.. after all the amateur and unknowledgeable bball analysts thoughts of michigan state beating memphis. "memphis can't shoot free throws, memphis cant shoot free throws".. dude, that ish dont matter when ur up 20. ya'll are retarded. i think its gonna be a close game between ucla and memphis.. but memphis is hitting stride now and they are too talented across the board for ucla to handle.
the final is gonna be a classic. unc will outplay memphis tho. unc not only has talent, they play smart. memphis has talent but sometimes can get too playground. derrick rose is the truth. pg battle between rose and ty lawson will be a great sidebar to psycho T versus joey dorsey/rob dozier/ and that haggart dude. wayne ellington is ready to make it raaaaaaain.

so mariah carey has a new #1 single.. touch my body. she now has more #1's than elvis presley. and the only other muscians to have more #1's than mariah.. the beatles. she's not only an alleged garden watering tool.. she's can sing too. i wonder how she's been keeping her vocal cords so healthy and prevents her throat from drying up.. she must have some lubrication secrets.

i have a couple car issues i wanna lay out. why is it illegal to not wear a seat belt? shouldnt that be a personal choice? a person not wearing a seatbelt is not a threat to society.. only to themself. who's to really say a person should be strapped in. maybe the person drives better without a restrictive belt. why is it illegal? seems more like more of a moral choice to me.
and why is it illegal to talk on the cellie while driving? if they wanna make that illegal too.. they should also make it a law to not be able to smoke while driving. smoking while driving is just as hazardous, if not more.
the folks who make driving laws are fools. i hope they all die.

studies show that the optimal amount of time for having all of the sex is 7-13 minutes. anything longer than 13 minutes is found to be repetitive and unstimulating. this time range does not include four play... its the pvi only. im so happy i'll have no trouble with this one.. 13 mins?? hahah. chappelle is right when he says the first one to finish wins. booya

courtesy of SOD:
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=4168
its NSFW

courtesy of shane bae:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmHpYTiQ0UE&eurl=http://donchavez.com/blog/index.php/page/3/
very safe for work. one of the funniest things i've ever seen. please share.

joke of the day.. courtesy of SOS:
a blond and her bf is eating breakfast. bf is reading the news and tells the blonde about how a 100 brazilians died in a plane crash over columbia. the blonde turns very sad and almost tearing.. and asks, how many people exactly are 100 brazilian.
hiiiiiiiiiiyoooooooooo

line of the wknd:
"we seem to have a lot of sexual tension between us. i would do so many dirty things to u. (pause for reaction).. im just kidding, geez take a joke"

happy friday mutherbeetches... have a great weekend!

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