Jun 17, 2008

shipwreck traumatized me

there are few athletes during a lifetime that will survive the test of time. bill russell, kareem, muhammed ali, walter payton, etc. these athletes were blessed with god given killer instincts and unmeasurable competitiveness. who are the top 3 sports killers of all time? joe montana yes. mj most definitely. but the greatest sports killer of all time... tiger woods. every sunday u know he's gonna make his run and more likely than not, take 1st place. he's just got "it". with a bum knee just 6 months after major knee surgery, he makes this incrrrrrredible putt to secure a playoff, which he won. this shot would've rimmed out for anyone else, but for tiger, its money.
who was left off this list of clutch players.. lbj bc he hasnt really done a damn thing yet. tom brady bc he let his biddies be a distraction during a perfect season. arod bc he can't buy a hit with runners in scoring position or when his team is down. one guy who should make the clutch players list, but will make this sorry ass list of unclutch players is kobe bryant. kobe is currently the best player in the nba and often mentioned as the next mj.. but i am now convinced he is no mj. and he never will be.. so do not ever compare them again. how do u go 0-2 in the 2nd quarter of game 5, down 3-1. u are the league mvp and u score 0 pts for over 15 mins in game 5. thats unacceptable. blowing a 19 pt lead and ur still gonna pass up shots?? lucky to get a W in game 5 to send it back to beantown. reaaaaal lucky. kobe better take off his skirt and start playing like the league mvp to earn some respect back. he's playing these finals like a lil biiiiatch.

im definitely getting this jacket before summer ends. obviously there is summer clearance going on now. how hot is this. stay stunnnnnin!!
this dude must pull in so much ass every wknd. its not even fair for the rest of the guys out at the club. he's bringing it bizzack.

great coaching by phil jackson bringing in chris mihm into an nba finals game. mihm might've played in like 4 games this season.. and very sparingly.

great upper management by the new york mets.. firing willie and pederson overnite, 3000k miles from home. spineless. criticize all u want about hank steinbrenner, but the yanks would have decency and enough class to handle business in a more professional manner.

mark jackson commentating on the game said sasha and vlad rad are fake hustlers.. bc they pretend to play defense. just like when ray ray walked by sasha the other nite to increase the lead and when pp walks by vlad rad almost every possession. fake hustlers.. i like that. sasha disgusts me, if i ever saw him on the street, i would spit on him and then kick him in the balls.

when i was a kid, my biggest fear in life was... quick sand. that ish still scares me today.

i prob mentioned this once before, but im convinced why my brain thinks like a 11 yr old.
one g.i. joe cartoon series i will never forget is when shipwreck was tripping on acid.. at least i think thats what it seems like looking back. it was weird.. i did not understand what was happening to him at the time. i was just a kid, and those episodes were f'ing with my brain. damn g.i. joe.. i blame them for stunting my growth in becoming a fully mature adult.

it was weird not going out and getting drunk this past wknd. i haven't done that in a loooong time. i watched a few movies instead.. the pursuit of happyness, fast and furious in tokyo, clips of a bunch of others like sliding doors, higher learning, and a few others. and i did something over this wknd that i have never done before in my life. saturday nite, i was home.. bored.. flipping thru the channels on tv.. and i ordered pay per view..it wasnt even porn either.
it was a real movie i never got to watch, there will be blood. daniel day lewis was pretty good in it. the movie itself.. eh, i wasn't that thrilled. it was aiiiiite. the strangers was a better movie. those potato sack masks with eyes cut out are creeeepy. some words of advice, if a little white blond haired girl knocks on ur door looking for tamara.. u better bounce homey. grab a bat too on ur way out.

which dunk is better:
this one or that one

flavor of the day:











mmmm... kate beckinsale. i <3 u








its not ok to make fun of other races.. well sometimes its ok, but its def ok to make fun of ur own race. red necks and hillbillys are fun people.

game 6. done deal. be easy LA.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't know what all the hubbub is about Tiger Woods...how can ppl call him a great athlete when golf is not even a sport...it is a game. Also, people are saying yesterday was such a great win, the fact it was even close with Rocco Meatite or whoever, i mean if tiger had lost to a 45 yr old man with a bad back, wouldn't that be the same as if we lost in a game of one on one vs. the old man in the gym with the rec specs?

Anonymous said...

Also, great reference on the shipwreck episode..that episode is also engrained in my memory banks...when he gets taken away by that weird blob and starts freaking out. Do you think the actor doing the voice for shipwreck actually took acid to make that authentic?

Happier thoughts...who was hotter...Lady J or Scarlett?

Anonymous said...

What about Jerry West? He is called Mr. Clutch although I am not sure why because I guess the games where he earned that was before my time. I figured he must have got it for some reason though.

Anonymous said...

jerry west is no pistol pete. they shouldnt breathe the same air.