i <3 friday

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The Athletic Supporter will do his best to have fresh posts by the time you turn on your computer at work Monday-Friday.

I'm normally a very bad liar. When strategically rehearsed, my lies rock tho. I think mostly because I have been well trained to keep a straight face. My conscience won't allow me to keep the lie going for more than 2 mins tho. One of the best and oldest lies ever come from girl's mouths:
"I normally don't move this quickly" or "I usually don't do this"
(Translation: she loves doing whatever she's doing to you, does it regularly with other guys so don't feel special, and will sometimes do it solo alone in the dark at nite too)
I am sure you know this by now, but it cannot be stressed enough.

Is there anything else in this world that is more pleasant to hear than the word: Friday. If so, holla at me. Not too many words compare but there may be a few phrases that are in the same status as Friday.. like... "it's lunch time" or "i had a really good time tonite, you wanna come upstairs?" or "let me get 9 irish car bombs, 10 with you included. "

I want to get fitted for Grillz. It would be a good look.

The New Jersey Nets have had some really good white centers. Chris Dudley, Dwayne Schintzius, Jim Mcllvaine, Mike Gminski.. but the Nets best white center ever is Jason Collins.

Which group is dirtier: Strippers or Escorts?

Was watching Bravo the other night and this obese chick was telling her story of how at age 12, she was wearing pants size 22. That is the same size as chrome rims on an Escalade. Imagine that for a minute. She and the rim are the same circular figure.

Things that scare me: double shots of Remy, ED, NYC rats, Tom Cruise.
Things that excite me: Alicia Keys

Michale Bloomberg is riiiiiiich biaaaaatch! But Carlos Slim is pissin pesos, son!

Pick up line of the weekend: "You got a band aid? I scraped my knee falling for you"


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