Jun 17, 2008

shipwreck traumatized me

there are few athletes during a lifetime that will survive the test of time. bill russell, kareem, muhammed ali, walter payton, etc. these athletes were blessed with god given killer instincts and unmeasurable competitiveness. who are the top 3 sports killers of all time? joe montana yes. mj most definitely. but the greatest sports killer of all time... tiger woods. every sunday u know he's gonna make his run and more likely than not, take 1st place. he's just got "it". with a bum knee just 6 months after major knee surgery, he makes this incrrrrrredible putt to secure a playoff, which he won. this shot would've rimmed out for anyone else, but for tiger, its money.
who was left off this list of clutch players.. lbj bc he hasnt really done a damn thing yet. tom brady bc he let his biddies be a distraction during a perfect season. arod bc he can't buy a hit with runners in scoring position or when his team is down. one guy who should make the clutch players list, but will make this sorry ass list of unclutch players is kobe bryant. kobe is currently the best player in the nba and often mentioned as the next mj.. but i am now convinced he is no mj. and he never will be.. so do not ever compare them again. how do u go 0-2 in the 2nd quarter of game 5, down 3-1. u are the league mvp and u score 0 pts for over 15 mins in game 5. thats unacceptable. blowing a 19 pt lead and ur still gonna pass up shots?? lucky to get a W in game 5 to send it back to beantown. reaaaaal lucky. kobe better take off his skirt and start playing like the league mvp to earn some respect back. he's playing these finals like a lil biiiiatch.

im definitely getting this jacket before summer ends. obviously there is summer clearance going on now. how hot is this. stay stunnnnnin!!
this dude must pull in so much ass every wknd. its not even fair for the rest of the guys out at the club. he's bringing it bizzack.

great coaching by phil jackson bringing in chris mihm into an nba finals game. mihm might've played in like 4 games this season.. and very sparingly.

great upper management by the new york mets.. firing willie and pederson overnite, 3000k miles from home. spineless. criticize all u want about hank steinbrenner, but the yanks would have decency and enough class to handle business in a more professional manner.

mark jackson commentating on the game said sasha and vlad rad are fake hustlers.. bc they pretend to play defense. just like when ray ray walked by sasha the other nite to increase the lead and when pp walks by vlad rad almost every possession. fake hustlers.. i like that. sasha disgusts me, if i ever saw him on the street, i would spit on him and then kick him in the balls.

when i was a kid, my biggest fear in life was... quick sand. that ish still scares me today.

i prob mentioned this once before, but im convinced why my brain thinks like a 11 yr old.
one g.i. joe cartoon series i will never forget is when shipwreck was tripping on acid.. at least i think thats what it seems like looking back. it was weird.. i did not understand what was happening to him at the time. i was just a kid, and those episodes were f'ing with my brain. damn g.i. joe.. i blame them for stunting my growth in becoming a fully mature adult.

it was weird not going out and getting drunk this past wknd. i haven't done that in a loooong time. i watched a few movies instead.. the pursuit of happyness, fast and furious in tokyo, clips of a bunch of others like sliding doors, higher learning, and a few others. and i did something over this wknd that i have never done before in my life. saturday nite, i was home.. bored.. flipping thru the channels on tv.. and i ordered pay per view..it wasnt even porn either.
it was a real movie i never got to watch, there will be blood. daniel day lewis was pretty good in it. the movie itself.. eh, i wasn't that thrilled. it was aiiiiite. the strangers was a better movie. those potato sack masks with eyes cut out are creeeepy. some words of advice, if a little white blond haired girl knocks on ur door looking for tamara.. u better bounce homey. grab a bat too on ur way out.

which dunk is better:
this one or that one

flavor of the day:











mmmm... kate beckinsale. i <3 u








its not ok to make fun of other races.. well sometimes its ok, but its def ok to make fun of ur own race. red necks and hillbillys are fun people.

game 6. done deal. be easy LA.

Jun 13, 2008

i vote for kung fu panda.. and obama.

happy friday the 13th!

the celtics are up 3-1.. and have been EEEAAAASY money so far in the finals. the big 3 paying out... covering all types of spreads.

i really want the c's to win, but a part of me wants to see the lake show win too.. bc of one reason, and one reason only. stuey has a bet with pau that if the lake show wins.. pau has to say "18-1" while giving a high five, on demand for a month. now, this may sound like nothing to the ordinary human.. but u do not know the dedication and stalkerish type of love pau has for the city of boston. 18-1 is the most horrifying set of numbers known to bostonians. it would be pretty damn funny for pau to say "18-1!!" and giving a high five at the same time... for a month. would be priceless in fact. i think pau should wear a tshirt that says 18-1 every friday for a month.







more important than the nba finals itself.. who a few players are going home to.. courtesy of stevie. kg handling his, on and off da court.

and the nicest pair of sticks award goes to.. stacy keibler!















tim donaghy is starting to be a rat. a rat with no substance. yea yea, everyone and their grandma has suspicion that the nba is a "fixed" league. bball is prob the easiest sport to alter the outcome... a few free throws here, a few traveling calls there, a couple of phantom fouls.. u know how it can go. but when it comes from a dude like donaghy.. he's obviously trying to save his own ass. a part of me doesnt really care what donaghy did, that is ONLY IF it was for games where the spread was like 12 pts. if the game was like a -2 spread and donaghy altered the outcome, i think he should go to maximum security prison where security guards turn their heads as large dangerous men (not catholic priests) that are incarcerated bc they raped little boys take turns on donaghy.
but where and when did game altering started happening? the nba is no doubt a league that plays favortism to its star players. MJ got calls like no other, but deservingly so. Rookies never see a foul call, until they are proven. remember one highly important single fact, the nba is not WWE and the outcomes of games are not premeditated. that is important.

for a limited time only, hurry up and go get ur freeeeeeeeee cd's!!!!!!!!!

the cost of oil/gas is f'n rediculous. the damn brokers on wall street driving up the price probably do not give a rats ass bc they dont have to drive everyday. 98% of wall streeters prob commute by train or bus. the athletic knee was recently talking to a oil engineer.. and the engineer simply said there is no shortage of oil and the amount of oil being imported to the u.s. is the same as it's always been. so whats the f'n deal with the gas prices?? who's to blame?

i miss noodle gourmet on easton ave. mmm.. that beef with tomato over egg sauce is yummo.

arguably the greatest entertainer of our generation.

back by popular demand...



















but here is the flavor of the day...


i loved u in american pie.. i really did.
















question: how would u feel about exclusively dating someone who has a tattoo on their ex's name? would it matter to u? does it depend how hot he/she is to overlook such things? if the girl was like amy winehouse.. then obviously u wouldnt date her. but what if she was angelina jolie? how does brad pitt feel about seeing "billy bob" on her arm?

speechless... a 62 yr old woman got mugged by a healthy young man. have u no shame??

big surprise for all of the gama faithful next week. stay tuned...

which movie will make the most money at the box office this wknd??..
a. the happening
b. incredible hulk
c. ironman
d. kung fu panda
e. the strangers
cast ur vote!.. this is good practice for getting ur vote on for the next presidito.

have a great wknd! get home before 2am!!... and don't eat tomatoes.