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the Athletic Supporter will be posting tuesdays and fridays. the reason being... sunday nites my brain is dead from the wknd and i cant seem to put anything good down on the blog, and u know im all about quality. well, about some things at least.

brett favre retired. finally. now the debate can rest of who will retire first.. brett or aaron rodgers. favre is a legend and once in a lifetime qb. im kinda glad i lived thru his era. it was tough for my bears to play him twice a year. da bears and packers rivalry is one of the best in sports.. just like ohio state v michigan or yanks v redsox. as a bears fan, i still appreciate his enthusiasm and love for the game. he's not like many athletes who are gas faced money hungry paycheck players. as i think back on his illustrious career.. i think by far his best performance as a professional was... his cameo on there's something about mary.
Pat Healy: What the hell is Brett Favre doing here?
Brett Favre: I'm in town to play the Dolphins, you dumb ass.

suck it up brett.. get this dude a friggin kleenex:
http://video.msn.com/?mkt=en-us&brand=foxsports&vid=3f83a49b-a552-4468-b53e-3ae7c203896f&from=pipe&tab=s192

jazzfest in n'awlins this may1-5 is on like donkey kong!

the jets made some strides in catching up with the dolphins.. i mean the rest of the weak afc east minus the pats, who are also kinda shaky now that FA hit them hard.. especially with the loss of asante samuel. shut down corners are not an easy find. if he picked off that eli pass along the sideline during the final drive.. the pats wouldve prob won another superbowl but he didn't! but it just goes to show u his potential.. he was in position to make a game saving play but he didnt!

duet48 has more songs than any karaoke bar in nyc.

have u seen the new gnarls barkley video called run? its been banned on mtv bc it has caused seizures. i watched it. no seizure. slightly dizzy tho. theres a lot of motion and colors going on. check it out. as a disclaimer.. i will not be held responsible for the cause of nausea, dizziness, seizures, gonorrhea, and ED due to this video:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qXSPqG2UV6s

who the hellll is calvin pace? i mean.. the new ny jets $42 million dollar man calvin pace. i did not google him or do any research on him.. but im guessing he put up nice numbers for the mediocre cardinals.. probably a lot like how jon kitna does for the lions. numbers and statistics can be deceiving. someone's gonna get numbers, thats just the way it works. $42 million?? c'mon man.

if i could turn back the clock 15 years, i would work my way to get a full ride to college on a male cheerleader scholarship. in this sport, there is no offseason.

i will tell you why the race between obama and hillary is so close.. and its pretty obvious. the southerners and midwesterners are very torn. i mean, if ur a redneck who do u vote for?.. the woman or the negro? its a no-win situation in the eyes of country azzmofos. edge: whitey.

if i was eric mangini, i wouldve changed the defensive scheme from 3-4 to 4-3.. just to keep jonathan vilma around. instead of keeping a young stud LB, they acquired uninspired and 2 more good years left kris jenkins for their 3-4 defense. id' rather bring jeff lageman out of retirement. jets deserve to suck. j-e-t-s sucks-sucks-sucks.

the jets and knicks are officially competing for worst ways to spend salary cap money. edge: even.

the best motto is pick-up basketball: "don't hustle, just play smart"
u know what happens when u hustle right?... u get hurt. dont get hurt. hustling is overrated.

credit cards are a great concept. spend money that u dont' have and pay that amount with interest next month. almost as great as pizza.

speaking of credit cards.. the Athletic Supporter's mother is fn crazy. i get a call today saying that she charged a $5k coat onto MY amex. wtf!?!?!? why did i ever give her an extra account card?? i used to think $150 han ah reum bills were bad enough. but according to her, it's ok bc the coat was on sale from $10k. she must have mistaken me for the rich son she never had.

can't believe bernard berrian is getting more guaranteed money that randy moss. former bear great bernard berrian i mean.

chuck norris plays raquetball with a waffle iron and bowling ball.
chuck norris does not look directly into a baby's eyes bc he might make the baby cry, but if he does look, it makes chuck want to roundhouse kick the baby.

the rutgers scarlet knights have hired former houston oilers and new york giants great gary brown as rb coach. remember that rb?.. the big dude who took short choppy steps?

phil hughes, ian kennedy, joba chamberlain. there hasnt been this much excitement about 3 young pitchers coming up for the yanks since... sam militello, jeff johnson, and wade taylor. yea i said it, wade mofo'n taylor. they were called the "young guns". how original. jason grimsely was the same year too i believe. omg, i almost got excited about baseball. not. i follow the yanks, and forcefully the mets somewhat bc of all the damn media coverage in this region.. but i'd rather watch wnba than mlb. yaaaaawwwwwn.

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For nine six, the only MC with a flu/
Yeah I rhyme sick, I be what you're tryin to do/
Made a fortune off Peru, extradite, china white heron/
Ngga please, like short sleeves I bear arms/
Stay out my way from here on (Clear?) Gone!

i was talking to a female acquaintance the other day. we are friendly, but she's an acquaintance to me bc i don't believe in being friends with females... well, until after establishing if there will be sex or not. .. and then they are still acquaintances. only gay dudes have girls for friends. so if ur a dude and say u have a girl friend, i will just consider u to be a fag in waiting.
anyways, she just started seeing a dude.. and seemed genuinely excited about it. i asked her what makes the dude so attractive.. and what it is she's looking for exactly in a dude. she said her "list" is not long but very important. here is her top 3:
1. the guy has to be smart... like mba or phd smart. 2. has to be funny. 3. has to be hot.. in her eyes. so this dude fit all top 3 desired criteria and qualities on her list. congrats!
i wish i was as lucky as her in finding a female who fits my list. i feel like my criteria is tough to find, but not impossible. the Athletic Supporter is indeed a sucka for cornrows and manicured toes EI EI. jk. fo'real tho.. i think chicks with nose rings are hot. i got a soft spot for that.
but getting back on track, the Athletic Supporter desires similar criteria and qualities compared to his female acquaintance.. here is the Athletic Supporters top 3 qualities for chicks:
1. NEEDS a budonkadonk. 2. HAS juicy lips. 3. NO acne.. and if u do, u better go order some proactiv.
i know what ur gonna say, so before u even speak one word.. i understand everyone looks the same in the dark.. but i just can't stand acne.

daylight savings this sunday.. spring forward. so check ur clock cupcake.

have a great weekend!
remember to get chaser pills at ur local pharmacy to avoid that nasty hangover saturday and sunday, and maybe monday too. do it.