Mar 11, 2008

strike 1 on jeter, and link heavy to kill ur friday

i hope it was a label decision, and not alicia keys. what would possess anyone to ruin a perfectly good song by letting ludacris land on the remix. terrible. they shouldve gotten tupac for it.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-gkYqI3akPM&feature=related
there better be no video for this ludacris crap.
p.diddy and bad boy productions claim to have invented the remix.. and that is why there is no such thing as a good remix. the only remix worth any value is:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=s_a519_Cy5k
this remix is highly underrated, just like manu ginobili. manu plays the game the way it should be played. james naismith would be proud.

so spitzer used hard working ny residents tax money for his lil alleged habit.. and has allegedly spent about $80k on these fine lovely ladies. kristen is feeling some heat after the news broke tho:
http://www.nypost.com/seven/03122008/news/regionalnews/govs_gal_identified_101632.htm
loyal reader "aclabia" asks the question.. is she worth $5k an hour?
http://www.pagesix.com/photo/ashley+dupre?page=0,0
i'd say more like 150 roses for 30 mins. jerzee shore represent!

march madness has started... even for the women. we may never see anything like this ever again. the women's utah bball team went undefeated in conference play this season.. 16-0. they lost in the quarterfinals to colorado state, who went 0-16 this season in conference play. anything is possible in college basketball this time of year.. it's sooo nuts. im pumped, someone spit in my mouth.

new look new york yankees: get tough. one big problem trying to switch from soft to tough: captain derek jeter. jeter is obviously a lover and not a fighter. his "number" of ladies is quite impressive. besides being the king of nyc, i give jeter a ton of credit and full responsibility of the yanks making those world series runs starting in the late 90's. remember that play in oakland when he flipped the off-line throw from right field to home in stride to tag out giambi at the plate? that was illmatic. that one play turned the yanks around from alvaro espinoza having poster nights at the stadium. ready for the bad jeter? him and arod standing next to each other while the yanks and mariners had a bench clearing brawl. two softies.. and now they're both the face of the yanks. i now understand why there is never any retaliation when the bosox hit jeter every series. its bc jeter is soft. joe torre was soft. i dont think the other players really wanna retaliate for soft players who wont get their back when ish hits the fan against them. know what i mean?
most recently in a spring training game of all things, a rays rookie ran over a yankee catcher francisco cervelli at home plate, who actually broke his wrist:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=S5mrg_AUgE8
derek jeter had no response about the play to the media and pretty much brushed it off.
on weds, shelly duncan slid high cleats first into 2nd base that started a spring training brawl. i am pretty sure jeter wasnt about to throw down.
so when jeter gets hit, why should there be any retaliation when the captain is so passive. joe torre was a zen like passive puss too. jeter and arod both need to man up for the new girardi yanks.. otherwise, yanks may be the bosox btch for a few more years. that would be bad.

its been circulating around a lot. so if u haven't seen it yet, here's some clean fun stuff:
http://glumbert.com/wii/view.php?name=baddayoffice

does jenna jameson look like a duck or what. that is all i'll say before her bf (ortiz) beats me up. talk about plastic surgery gone bad:
http://awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/007447.html

enjoy:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2007_swimsuit/models/jessica_white/07_jessica_white_9.html

enjoy this more:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2008_swimsuit/models/jarah-mariano/08_jarah-mariano_4.html

the houston rockets have won 20 games in a row. impressive. think they will miss yao in the playoffs tho. carl landry and chuck hayes are not gonna cut it as front court presence.

mexicans are ambitious and have a plan. work manual intensive labor filled jobs for a few years, and go back home with some loot in ur pocket. yea the work in the u.s. is often undesirable and demeaning, but they are working towards the end of that rainbow. its a goal, and i admire their work ethic and humbleness to achieve it.

some bubbles have burst for the ncaa tournament. mostly due to a few teams who've won their conference tournaments that shouldn't have. i hope the committee really doesn't plan on sending 3 teams from the wcc conference. that would be the worst thing to happen to this tournament since cwebb's timeout. i can't wait for the tournament this year for one reason only.. "one shining moment" being the best song ever... well, next to "put it in ur mouth".

g strings are soooooo 2007. check out c strings:
https://www.cstringdirect.com/

no g strings or c strings herrre, but a good dose of socal's finest:
http://www.insomniacslounge.com/2008/03/why-everyone-should-hope-ucla-goes-deep.html

so who is the nba mvp.. kobe or lebron? this article sums it up well:
http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/7904178?MSNHPHMA
its not ur turn yet bron bron.

my boy 'sriracha sauce' was in N'Awlins for a bachelor party recently. the following is a true story with name and employer edits only to keep confidential:
"yeah...was pretty crazy times. good food....
this one kid was crazy, he works with "T" at a highly reputable bank of sorts...but he was nuts. i guess every bar there, at the door, they have these plastic cups, so you can walk around the streets w/ ur drinks as long as you pour it in there....so basically means, you are never not dirnking.....anyway's...one kid hooked up with some girl in the bathroom at a bar......some other kid brought some girl back at like 5am...then hooked up with her while sharing a room with these 2 other guys...kinda weird.....we almost saw a homeless man get eaten by a dog......another kid was supposed to fly out at 6am on sunday...but missed his flight, called up some girl he hooked up with, then stay until tuesday hooking up with that girl and her gf......
T's cousin who is 6'5" and pretty big....apparently got beatdown, but does not remember it at all...we saw him at breakfast on saturday morning and he had a fat lip...and a huge red mark on his neck like someone choked him to death.....we believe he was at a gentlemans club, was so drunk, he kept getting lap dances but wasnt paying for them....then the bouncers beat him down....but this is unconfirmed....
then...we almost got into a fight/arrested cuz some dude threw his drink at a passing car....the car stopped and out comes an off-duty cop and his friend......
you will like bourbon st. though...you will get crunk, and then there's a nice strip of gentlemans clubs all right next to each other.....you should drink plenty of these drinks called "hand grenades"....mmm. "
the Athletic Supporter has learned from a face to face conversation that "hurricane" is a good drink to buy girls.

selection show sunday. st pattys day monday. spitzer is gonna party last wknd as gov.

happy friday, have a great weekend!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

i think i love jarah mariano.... thank goodness for the weekend off, but back to gmb on monday!! i'd like to call the offices of D,M,S for a meeting....

Anonymous said...

Jeter's a pu$$y. and that one time that ARod tried to fight, he ended up getting getting face chumped by Jason Varitek.

It's a shame that the toughest guy on the Yankees is named Shelley.