"she" love u long time

so one of the great minds that came thru rutgers university patented the beverage carton spout? im so proud.



aj and free used to be good on BET's 106 & park.. the chick that has been co-hosting lately is so annoying. her name is rocsi.. as in roxy, but rocsi. yea awesome. she's so annoying that i wont even watch it anymore. i mean, i wasnt a groupie of the show or nothing, but i used to find it entertaining until she came along. c'mon the show was alright.. free style fridays?? that ish is nice.
so im not sure what it is that got me annoyed with her.. i think its the way she talks, maybe its her voice, or maybe how she tries to talk hood, prob a combo of a few things. maybe its her mouth that dominates her face. i dunno. but im glad terrence(the other host) put it on her and she walked off the set.. it gets fun around the 2:00 mark.. "real talk".. she's such a hood rat.




so guess who i met in south beach.. yup, thats me and a buddy in stealth mode. its d-wade!




u know what annoys me a little.. when people don't know the difference between friends and acquaintances. friends are people u know pretty well and have hung out. acquaintances are people u don't really know that well and don't really hang out. people u meet on the internet are usually acquaintances. people u drink with at least once a month are friends. sometimes people wanna call their acquaintance their friends bc of some ulterior motive, like hook ups. i.e.- oh, derek jeter.. my friend knows him and has sat in his box seats. ur friend prob doesnt know him, and that friend u know prob isnt ur friend. who are u trying to show off to? do urself a favor and realize who ur friends and acquaintances are.. otherwise, u just end up looking foolish.


the homestead rebate form is in the mail! booya! gotta love getting money back from the gov't.


dark knight. i can't wait.



if dark knight is sold out.. watch this.
u'll like it.



manny ramirez was recently photographed using his cell phone looking out from inside the green monster during a pitching change. and remember when he went out to the field with a water bottle in his back pocket? the guy just doesnt give a F. im starting to like him more for that reason.



highly recruited brandon jennings is headed to arizona to play 1 year of college hoops before going pro.. oh wait, no he's not... he's going to europe! good move or bad move?

i say GREAT MOVE.
another reason why it would be ok for the nba to raise its age limit to 21.


im not sure what to think about dudes that wear slim/tight jeans. are they fashionable or homo? not like u gotta wear baggy jeans.. but slim/tight?.. like, ball huggers? c'mon, i dunno about that. sounds fashionable if ur either a male model or gay, or a gay male model.


stephon marbury's new tat:



as i get older, im aware to new things when meeting females. not only am i getting mature.. but the people around me are as well, so i guess its only natural to be aware of these new phenomena. one of the first things i do is check their finger a ring. i will if i have to, but i'd rather not mess with engaged or married chicks. another thing is.. should i ask the girl if they've got kids? its a legit question i think.. especially with all those chickenheads out there running around keeping ish on the down low while their kids/men are home. prime example:

c-rod has a 3 month old baby at the house, but she's allegedly in france with are mister-ess? and the luck btch is gonna get paid from the divorce too. this is the first time i really seen pics of c-rod.. and i dunno what a-rod was thinking bc he can do a whole lot better than that. good god man, u got like half a bil. in the bank.. u can do a LOT better.



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how do u like this? "she" love u long time..

if ur a male and u liked this.. then don't ever go to an asian country to pick up girls bc u'll end up in ur hotel with a lady-boy..yea, a she-male. dunno what u call it now, but this used to be a man. very infamous person in sk actually. harisu.. go google it.



chuck norris is the only the person ever to defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
if you have $5 and chuck norris has $5, he has more money than you.
chuck norris does not tea bag ladies, he potato sacks 'em.







flavor of the day: gisele buncheon

also makes a-rod type paper. if a-rod wifed gisele, then their divorce would prob have no monetary exchange.
people from brazil say gisele is not the most beautiful woman in their country. they agree gisele is hot, but there are natives hotter than her. brazilians say people from u.s. can't tell real brazilian beauty bc it is a new type of beauty to them.. eyes are ignorant to it. and its a type of beauty that needs to fit the mold of u.s. lust. plus, what brazilians judge as beautiful is different from what u.s. judges as beautiful. i guess i can see that kinda.. bc there are a lot of wack asian biddies that people from the u.s. think are hot, and they don't quite believe there are hotter in the motherland. well, i believe gisele is a nice piece so whatever.


great jam...




have a great wknd.