eli manning was on letterman the other nite. he showed some signs of being a human with a tiny bit of sense of humor. when letterman asked manning of what he thought about cheatin coach bill belichik sneakin into the locker room early... manning responded, i dunno maybe he wanted to beat traffic. HIIIYYOOOOOO!
straight hate on the pats in this link.. thanks for sharing it stuey matsui: http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com
he is definitely no colin cowerd, but max kellerman is funny.. especially for a jew. he hosts a morning slot on espn 1050, which cowherd used to. kellerman's show uses a term called "t-fag". it stands for "typical football analyst guy". i dont really wanna get into it, but i just find t-fag to be a funny term. not nearly as funny as jtj (joe the jew) or ajtj (asian joe the jew).. those are more original.
check out www.themikegillshow.com .. espn 1040. he likes rutgers a lot.. and unbias philly fan.
we will soon find out if shawn marion is a legit ball player, or just a product of steve-nash-will-get-u-easy-buckets system. marion could be like kmart and not be nearly the player without a playmaking pg.
its unfair i can't hail a cab in nyc bc i am colored. sound like a joke? test it.. bc i have already, twice. have one of ur caucasian buddies on one side of the street and a colored friend on the other side. i will bet u steak that the cabbies will go to the caucasian. its pretty funny.
do u know the difference between being robbed and being burglarized? robbed ie... is when u are approached walking down the street and have belongings stolen from u. burglarized ie...is when ur home has been vandalized and property stolen while u are not home. knowing is half the battle.
happy lunar new year!.. if u believe in that. i believe ur birthday should be ur happy new year. makes sense no?
when did yao get so good at english?
scarlett johansson may be the perfect female on earth... she's vuluptuous, got that dirty sexy look.. to match her scratchy voice, AND she's got high speed internet connections. lauren london's got some comp. http://wwtdd.com/index.phtml?t=SCARLETT+JOHANSSON
all-time fav nickname for a girl that was the most "memorable".... BTE (best time ever).
is it a requirement for every cute chick to have a not-so-cute friend to act as the gatekeeper/c-block? whats up with that??
how annoying is peter gammons. i think i hate him more than i hate stephen a smith. journalists are supposed to be objective right? peter gammons obviously forgot that minor detail. being from boston, he can twist and turn anything into the favor of the bosox.. and hate on the yanks. he'll say something like.. yes i do not completely agree, but some experts consider derek jeter as a solid all around player, but let's not forget about julio lugo who is right there with him... and lets not forget the great history of bosox ss's.. jeter is in the mold of spike owen and will reach owen's status by the time his career is over. gammons is stephen A w.o the yelling.
few people have recently called me a racialist. i am not... i am just what my upbringing environment led me to. i grew up in a small middle-upper class town of immigrants.. mostly white, some asian, and some other, and 1 black family. i never heard of albania before i met my buddy in 7th grade. i thought he said he was albino at first, but the pigment of his skin wasnt too pale so i was confused. i will never let my irish buddy forget the fact he walked into the first day of 1st grade with a suit and tie on. what a herb. i used to do english homework for a big costa rican kid in middle school.. bc he gave me extra lunch money for doing it, and plus the fact he could beat me if i didnt. but jokes on who?.. i was doing english homework when i still til this day have issues with words more than 2 syllables. i got a half ecuadorian-half german buddy that is one of the most unique people ive ever encountered. today i get a voicemail from him.. "yo u north korean communist bastard, why arent u picking up ur phone.. whatever man, u better be practicing math or something" and hung up. so i called him back and said "i hope that republican gets into office so u and ur people are sent packing back to mexico, u border jumper". u see... its allllll love.
i can't believe i got a technical foul in my hoops game for merely suggesting to the ref to get down on his knees and perform fellatio on an opposing player. it was just a suggestion... plus, i couldve been a helluva lot more vulgar than that.
carefully evaluate ur work ethic before tackling on more projects at the office. this week, ive been going in early to get some ish done that my cfo requested.. and he told me that this would be the last time i'd have to do this project, and i wouldnt have to do this again bc another assistant will be hired next week. so ive been chipping away day by day and getting my ish done.. working towards that light at the end of the tunnel knowing i will never have to do this crap again. today i find out that even tho the assistant will be hired, i will still have to continue to do this same crap bc the ceo said i've been doing a good job of it. what kinda ish is that!?!?
so moral of the story is.. dont work too fast or too diligent for any reason.. bc it will just give u added responsibility u dont want.
cool kids: http://blog.rhapsody.com/2008/02/exclusive-cool.html
go up to a random girl that u have not uttered a single word to, and when she's not even looking directly at u, say this to her to grab her attention.. it is one of my fav lines theathleticknee likes to say.. big up to the athleticknee:
u: (firmly) 300
girl: what??.. what's 300..
u: oh, i thought u asked me how much i benched.
have a fun weekend mutherbeetches..
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peter gammons reminds me of a turkey...because he has that old man loose neck skin/fat thing going on.
gobble gobble.
Peter Gammons is like EF Hutton. When he talks, people listen. I've never seen the biasedness and I find it really hard to believe that he would be comparing Julio Lugo to Derek Jeter. You must be taking it out of context.
Hello~ Henry directed me to your blog (didn't even know you had one)because of Stephen A. Smith. You probably didn't know but I am a HUGE fan! Henry mentioned in passing that you didn't think too fondly of him and I knew I had to comment on that. It's not that i'm surprised, after all you are definately not in the minority with your opinion. I know that he is VERY strongly opinionated, plays the race card quite often, and berates callers that try to offer an opposing view. So, why do I listen to his show religiously? For pure entertainment. From a girl's perspective sports can be quite boring. But it is becase of him that I have become a "fan". His show entertains me like my favorite show ("24") entertains me. 2-4 on weekdays I am always searching for a computer or a radio to listen to his funny quips. The thing is, he may not be impartial but he is funny as hell! He's very curt and to the point. His interviews are not drawn out with boring stats or numbers. He makes me laugh, he makes me angry, and makes me go awwww sometimes. That's the thing tho. He brings out emotions in me about a topic I don't know or care about! Since i've started listening to his show I read espn.com everyday. I check out the sports page in the Times and the Daily News. I read articles so that I can have an opinion on his opinions. So, even though he may be obnoxious he's made me become curious and interested in sports. And there is certainly value in that. So, props to Stephen A. for that! (P.S. - I think Max Kellerman is boring but Michael Kay is alright)
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