im a GO-GETTER

so did u watch kims of comedy the other nite? tellin ya ish is funny.. made me chuckle. u go watch it, and u watch it now. do as ur told. play ur position!

what a loooooooooong week its been... maybe it was the snow, maybe it was work, i dunno.. but this week felt like one of the longest in recent memory. 3 day wknd tho.. booya! ish is ON like donkey kong.

stuey goin large in utah. chicks dig the long ball son. dont be swinging for the fences with warning track power. and he leaves u this.. http://www.bluenote.com/droppinscience/player/
samples of hot trizzacks.

i just blabbed zero coherence.

joba chamberlin will start the season in the bullpen. good decision. yanks would be stupid not to use him as the closer for the next 15 years. he's lights out in the 9th. they all look the same in the dark, dont they? what we talkin bout right now..

the Athletic Supporter doesnt know what it means to get "one" drink.

b-rad, jtj, johnny shots, john mclain, phil the bowl....... word.

my friend.. "diana".. was at AC a week ago playing baller no limit poker. sitting next to her was a white middle aged man in a purple jumpsuit with hat on.. and with a huge ring on his finger that can't be missed. supposedly hid the entire finger it was so big. anyways, "diana" is an attractive asian female that works for a highly reputatable "bank". the middle aged man starts making small talk with her and allegedly says something in the lines of.. "the guys that handle my bank account arent near as attractive as u." and being the friendly person she is... she reciprocates small talk and asks what he does for a living. he allegedly said.. "im a football coach for louisiana state university... u know, i could probably get u tix.. u should come watch." now it's starting to make sense to "diana".. the ring is so damn big bc its from winning the friggin bcs championship!! so the coach continues his alleged chit chat.. like, where u from, where u live, etc... and "have u ever dated a non oriental man?" being southern is an acceptable excuse, but isnt it 2008? who says oriental anymore? (people in my office do!) i guess its ok.. i mean arkansas is not pronounced our-kansas neither. http://youtube.com/watch?v=kBd3WOdVbBQ
i was pretty livid as to why "diana" did not accept his contact information. do u realize how much fun i couldve had with that. next time.. u get that info girl!!

did ja rule coin the phrase "holla"?

"u miss 100% of the shots u don't take".. paraphrasing stephon marbury. he's a go-getter.

so there was another crazy shooting.. this time in northern illinois. mad scientist dude opened fire on a geology class. that is some scary ish. is it bad that for last halloween i wanted to dress up as the vtech killer?

how the hell does devean george have enough pull in the league to have a no-trade clause in his contract? wtf has he done to deserve that?? i think he wears colored contacs.

this week, i not only had pinkberry for the first time in my uncultured life, i also had ruth's chris steak for the first time. cows booties be tastin yummo when done right!

Yo, yo first i snatched the street, then i snatched the charts/
First had they ear, now i have they're heart/
Rappers came and went/
I've been hear from the start/
Seen them put it together/
Watch them take it apart/
See the Rovers roll up wit ribbons/
I've seen them re-poed, re-sold and re-driven/
So when i reload, he holds #1 position/
When u hot i'm hot/
And when your feet cold, mines is sizzelin/
It's plain to see/
Ngga's can't f wit me/
Cuz ima be that ngga fo life/
This is not an image/
This is God given/
This is hard liven/
Mixed wit crystal sippin/
It's the most consistent/
Hov
Give you the most hits you can fit inside a whole disc and/
Nigga I'm home on these charts, y'all niggaz visitin/
It's Hov tradition, Jeff Gordan of rap/
I'm back to claim pole position, holla at ya boy/....

so how do YOU look busy at work.. bc we all have our tricks. u should share. what i do is.. always look like im in a rush to get somewhere with my papers in hand. i walk briskly and pretend to be reading the papers every once in a while w my eyebrows cringed.. sometimes muttering something under my breath to sound frustrated/important. its works. and all im doing usually is just taking a lap around the office to stretch my legs. i also like to ruffle a pile of papers at my desk and staple them. sometimes i'll shred paper for no good reason. im a go-getter.

Let you tell that man I'm falling/
Well somebody must've caught him/
Cause every fourth quarter, I like to Mike Jordan 'em/

the Athletic Supporter believes everything in ur life happens for a reason.. and so should u!

happy friday mofo's.. enjoy the holiday wknd! holla at me!