SFW

YES! 11 comments. A few seemed out of pity, but I'll take what I can get. I am so honored former Rutgers great Jared Slovan and Doug Graber left comments. I can't wait for Terry Shea and John Sacca to join in. Maybe we'll be lucky enough to get a few past hoop mega stars like Rob Hodgson and Johnny McCrimmons to jump on.

Herbal remedies rock. Wobenzyme works just as good as weed.

The Athletic Supporter will usually be SFW.

I have some weird and unique friends. They make me laugh. One night last year going out with a few friends, my buddy "Skippy" had a moment. I think we had some pizza or other sort of dairy heavy food. Skippy is a little lactose intolerant. Skippy was driving us around town, I was sitting behind him, 4 of us in the car, at a busy intersection in Manhattan, and he let one loose. Can't lie to you, it sounded wet. He had a worried look on his face. Then all I hear is, "Yo Moon, I think you're gonna have to take the wheel. I have to run in to use a bathroom." So he jumps out of the driver's seat in the middle of the busy street and waddles his way into the nearest bar for their bathroom. Grown man sharted himself, and it didn't stop him from staying out all night.

Taken from theathleticknee.blogspot.com :
"I have a friend who tells women that he's the son of current Colorado Rockie second baseman Kaz Matsui, or he tells women that his mother was "road meat" and he is actually his love child. The ladies are so enamored that they don't even see that Kaz is the same age as my friend. He even has me in his cell phone as Kaz so he can call me when he is in the company of a young lady so I can pick up and say "Mushi Mushi" which is the common greeting of the Japanese. Matsui's photo also pops up when I call."
story continues like this..
Marty Matsui is the proclaimed "son" of Kaz (former Met great). Then there's also Stuey Matsui.. another son of Kaz. Marty and Stuey are half brothers.. or as they like to say brothers from another mother. Marty's mom is road meat. Stuey's mom was just a whore.
Marty and Stuey once told this chick at a bar that they are half brothers that just found each other this past year. The chick happened to be a little bit of a fruit loop. She was utterly enlightened with the story and suggested we write a book about it. She said that Marty and Stuey are so lucky to have finally found each other, and only the really lucky find their other half in their lifetime. Is she a stupid btch or is she a stupid btch.
even further...
Marty is a baseball player... bullpen catcher for the Mets minor league team.
Stuey is a football coach... "get back" coach for Rutgers University. The get-back coach instructs players and other coaches to stay off the field and get behind the white line on the sidelines during the game by constantly yelling, get back get back!
Other jobs sometimes associated with Marty and Stuey are the "hydration specialist" aka water boy, or "player health accomodations" aka the dude who drives injured players off the field on a cart.

Interesting links:
http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/14329462.html (keep reading til end)
http://www.faniq.com/blog/Heres-Another-Reason-to-Hate-the-Red-Sox-Theyre-Putting-Ads-on-Their-Jerseys-Blog-6108 (just as bad as the Elementary School in NJ that put an ad of Shop Rite in their gym)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw (extraordinary supernatural guy, to me)

Who's the hotter preggie.. Jessica Alba or Christina Aguilera?

Who would you rather be for one weekend.. Derek Jeter or Tom Brady?

Whats more attractive on females.. toned abs or sexy legs?

What's more unattractive on females.. beer belly or cankles?

What's more immoral.. faking an orgasm to get the deed over with or telling a girl that they should stop and slow down to hide the fact u two pump chumped already.

What's more gross.. finding a long dark curly pube in ur food or swallowing vomit that came up in ur mouth.

Mega Millions is at 73 right now. Giselle and Arod make that every 1-2 years.

John Brown is his own entity.

Hallelujah hollaback..