Feb 1, 2008

abolish the n-word

happy 1 week anniversary to The Athletic Supporters!


that's a grammatical error no? 1 week anniversary?

so why are chicks doing that all the time. i really dont get chicks and their "anniversaries". there are so many anniversaries it becomes so meaningless. the word anniversay is supposed to mean 1 year right?.. anni.. annu? take my word for it, i am the king of root words... not really. it means 1 year celebration. so whats the deal with 1 month "anniversary" or 3 month "anniversary"? or even cooler.. 100 day "anniversary". lets just stick to the calendar year, yes?


so if u are born on a leap year on feb29.. when do u celebrate ur bday? Feb29.. "This date occurs only every four years, in years evenly divisible by 4, such as 1988, 1996, 2008 or 2016, with the exception of century years not divisible by 400, such as 1900." (courtesy of wikipedia) being born on the leap year must suuck.. im hatin on the leap year.. mostly bc im confused and ive only been thinking about for 23 seconds.


feb is a busy month. there are ginormous amounts of burfdays, ground hog day is tomorrow, vday - the most overrated hallmark holiday of the year is mid month, a day off from work for dead presidents day rocks, and it's black history month. what would martin luther king be if he were white? alive. what does fubu stand for? farmers used to beat us.

im kidding, i like black history month. years of slavery and abuse should all be overlooked bc the govt lets blacks celebrate their heritage for the entire month of feb... which also happens to be the shortest month of the year. how generous. at least blacks celebrate with a lot of dignity and class.. unlike the puerto ricans.


the great city of new york allows puerto ricans to march down manhattan with their very own parade to celebrate their past and accomplishments (if there are any). so what do the classy people of PR do? they get drunk, cause chaos, sexually assault and rape their own women, fight, destruct public property, etc. police are writing out citations on the regular that day. im disgusted with PR behavior.

do u blame small business owners boarding up their stores on the day of the PR parade? how else do u keep animals out. parades are supposed to promote positivity, no? if i were PR, i'd have some internal issues too i guess. i mean.. most PR's think they are black for some reason.. dropping N-bombs to each other all the time. history says PR's are a mix of spanish and indian. indians dominated puerto rico before being invaded by the people of spain. (people of spain are white that speak spanish btw, they are not latin) ok, enough schooling. basically, the land of PR has brought nothing to the table for society.. espeically in the nyc area. sort've like jerome james to the knicks.

what do u call 10,000 PR's going back to PR? a good start. what do u call 10,000 PR's at the bottom of the sea? a good start. what's the difference between a PR and a pizza? pizza can feed a family of 4. they should be stripped of their parade. done. yes, i drank my haterade this morning.


The Athletic Supporter does not approve of the N-word.

microsoft wants to buy yahoo for $44.6 billion. wonder if they're gonna home mortgage that.

super bowl prediction: giants 17 - patriots 24. reality is, bill belichik is just too good to lose with this amount of time to prepare. i hope and pray im wrong. f the pats.


michael strahan-esque ghetto gap and all, keyshia cole is still sexy beast. must be the combo of her soultry voice and her feistiness. she gangster.


with my good h.s. friends, i have been to many parties where i am maybe one of two non caucasian in the entire place. its fun to tell strangers that i was "data" in the movie goonies. my friends encourage it, and i go around saying "booty traps, dats wut i saaaaid". no shocker.. i have never gotten laid by saying that.


i am a wannabe athlete. so just like a real athlete, i have superstitions and a pregame ritual. as long as time permits.. i brush my teeth, clip my fingernails, and pack a piece of gum for the game. i must somehow subconsciously and moronically believe that if my breath is fresh, my game will be too. i hate hoops more than pr's.


"My attitude real shtty, temper short/
My mind cluttered like the streets of New York/
I ain't tryna take a 'L', 'cause I casually fought/
This sht, real serious not casual sport/
Let time fly by as I pen these thoughts/
And I'm speedin through life wit my car in park/
And even in the day sometimes it's dark/
and that cloud hoverin low is not the worst part/
Second guessin yourself, tryna remain sharp/
See nggaz blowin up who ain't got yo SPARK, uh"


lets all hope that damn groundhog doesnt see his shadow tomorrow. i love having 4 seasons a year, but it would be cool to have a shorter winter. it must be weird to spend the holiday season in 70 degree weather.


jetblue airlines is thoughtful. they give u a small bottle of water and airborne before taking off.


i wonder what keon clark is doing right now?


paris hilton.. gross. britney.. grosser. lindsy lohan.. on the fence. kim kardashian.. on the fence. keira knightly.. hottie. kate beckinsale.. hotter. eva mendes.. super hottie. lauren london.. i <3 u. me, u, ray allen, and scarlet johansen would be so happy together. i miss the grease trucks and pj's on easton. mmm.. fat sam with egg hot sauce ketchup. damn that ish is tasty. i once ate two fat cats in one sitting. no big deal. i almost ate 3 combo platters of 53rd st halal during a eating contest. i was on my 3rd before my opponent was half way done with his 1st. bring on kobayashi and sonya thomas.

"ur parents must be world class garden tool makers, bc they made u and ur one fine ho"


happy friday ya'll. have a safe weekend..

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

as an eye witness to the supposed 53rd halal eating contest...i gotta put the disclaimer in that your "opponent"..aka mike rowlands, was drunk as hell trying to take down the platter! You winning that was like bragging about beating a quadraplegic in a swimming contest....

btw...keira ain't ish. K Kardashian is da truth!

Anonymous said...

thanks for the reality check on the pats/giants.

words of wisdom for giants bandwagoneers: the patriots are not afraid of you and they will beat your ass.

Anonymous said...

God I hope the Pats lose. I want to see a grown man cry.

Anonymous said...

Brad...

the Giants will win because I am a no talent a**-clown...

Anonymous said...

friday=big blunts and 40s for everybody!! nuucka!!!

Anonymous said...

chicks are stupid. what is a 6 month anniversary? isn't that an oxymoron?